The Only Woman On Lit. I'll Ever Truly Love

[Marxist]

...is Laurel.

She never comes on to me, yet I know deep down she wants to rock me.

She's hysterical and goofy, but I must have her.

...now if I could only do something about those pesky cats and that Manu-guy....

 

[Rambling Rose]

Close but no cigar.

 

[Guest]

 

[Laurel]

She's hysterical and goofy, but I must have her.

Hey, what's with the "but"? Those are two of my best qualities!

You don't like my cats?

 

[Marxist]

Hey, what's with the "but"? Those are two of my best qualities!

You don't like my cats?

Why of course I like your cats!

They're adorable and fuzzy and perfect for nipping at our feet while we make dizzy mad love.

 

[Marxist]

Close but no cigar.

What are you trying to say?

 

[Rambling Rose]

Everything you're not saying. Suck up. You never say that about my puss.

Foxy, run away with me. Bring your boobs. I'll spank 'em for you just the way you like.

 

[Guest]

 

[Rambling Rose]

I edit faster than you post, Foxy. You need to slow down and smell the coffee. I think Marxist just put on a fresh pot for his morning aromatherapy session. See how big he's smiling? Kinda shark-like but it's sweet if you like sharks.

 

[Marxist]

Everything you're not saying. Suck up. You never say that about my puss.

I've never seen your puss. Your disabled dog however looks like you've been using her leg for a dildo.




I do like you a lot though Rose-baby and can't wait to see you again.

 

[Rubyfruit]

Coffee, tea or?

Good morning everybody!

 

[Guest]

Re: Coffee, tea or?

 

[seXieleXie]

you can't have her. she's mine. they're all mine!

*steals ruby, rose, foxy, laurel, and perky away*

i'll be back later for the rest.

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Coffee, tea or?

 

[Rubyfruit]

Hey Foxy. Nice tits.

Marx, sorry about last night. I've never fallen asleep while being fucked before.

 

[Marxist]

you can't have her. she's mine. they're all mine!

*steals ruby, rose, foxy, laurel, and perky away*

i'll be back later for the rest.

You're an excellent shepherd Lex. Let me know when you've got them back in their cages.

 

[seXieleXie]

sorry marxy-marx, i've decided to run a cock-free harem. no lovin' for you.

 

[Marxist]

Marx, sorry about last night. I've never fallen asleep while being fucked before.

It happens a lot. Maybe you could cut back to just 3 bottles of Nyquil before bed?

 

[Marxist]

sorry marxy-marx, i've decided to run a cock-free harem. no lovin' for you.

Not the word around the campfire...

 

[seXieleXie]

Not the word around the campfire...

what have i told you about gossiping with the girlscouts?

 

[Marxist]

what have i told you about gossiping with the girlscouts?

Let's leave your sis out of this.

 

[seXieleXie]

Let's leave your sis out of this.

if you'd stop calling her maybe i would

 

[Guest]

... this is the best thread I've read in days....


even though it's heartbreaking to certain Lit lovlies...

 

[Laurel]

if you'd stop calling her maybe i would

heh

I'm always left out of the Girl Scout loop, damnit. No one tells me shit.

But that's okay. I have loads of good gossip that I won't share, either. Neener!

 

[seXieleXie]

marxist doesn't know any gossip. he's all talk and no action.