The One Ring Of Power (small writing challenge)

[TheeGoatPig]

Tell us what would have happened to you, the people around you, and the world at large if you had found and gotten your hands on Sauron's one ring of power. Be sure to tell us what race you are, approimate age you were when you found it, and how you met your demise when the ring decided to leave you

And try to keep it reletively short. I have trouble reading ten pages in a single forum post

 

[glynndah]

Oh, I thought that said "Saturn". *backspace*

 

[TE999]

Who said it left?

 

[3113]

Tell us what would have happened to you, the people around you, and the world at large if you had found and gotten your hands on Sauron's one ring of power. Be sure to tell us what race you are, approimate age you were when you found it, and how you met your demise when the ring decided to leave you

Are we required to stay in Middle Earth?

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Are we required to stay in Middle Earth?

I hadn't thought about that, but no. Go for broke on the inventiveness. You could have The Ring in any time or space, any universe you want from literature, movies, history, or your own blasted imagination. Have fun with it

 

[gauchecritic]

It was fun whilst it lasted but this... this... is like death. Not dying, not limbo or purgatory not giving up the spirit not ceasing to live but like being Death himself. With the mundane world spread openly to see both the good and evil that lie in men's hearts.
Seeing nature from a timeless distance. Having vision and visions unbound by the swing of the pendulum and when I see a tree, a leaf, a blade of grass I see the seed and the growth and the ageing and withering, not in straight arrow, single file ticks of the clock but all life and death at once, which were embodied in those snapshots of before the Ring if only I'd looked.

Living beyond time, apart from suffering, devoid of pain and want, of hunger or thirst. And you think, you like to believe that the world of men holds pleasure, both sublime and unendurable with your food and drink and sports and joy and giving and loving and sex and drugs and your rock and roll. And these are simple, organic small tastes and little deaths and glimpses of freedom from mortality. To be sure you seek to be wraith.

 

[Carnevil9]

Interesting challenge. I suppose, since this is Literotica, one should use the Ring for sexual purposes, like turning invisible and sneaking into the girls shower to take a peak, or impressing a woman with your abilities as you seduce her.

Of course, if you end up looking like Gollum as the Ring takes its toll on your soul, you probably aren't going to be getting a whole lot of nookie.

An obvious way for the Ring to abandon you would be that you are pleasuring your latest conquest with your finger.... don't get ahead of me now. The Ring decides it prefers this environment to your finger, and just slips off. It then functions as an IUD until it leaves her, to ensnare a new bearer......

 

[BlackShanglan]

Open. The fucking. BOX!

OPEN IT.

Fuck's sake.

Look, a horse walks into a bar. No, it's not a fucking joke. It walks in with its three little horsey friends and they drink beer and play some dumb-ass psychology games. You know, numb-nuts little party tricks where you ask people to draw a picture of their house or tell some fuckwit story about a wall and a key and a river, and then everyone goes "Ha ha ha, you slept with your mother and you fetishize moles!" Whatever. Pack of fucking geeks, that's what they play. It's ten years ago, about two hours before I met the damned horse. Yes I do know, and don't bother asking how. The horse found me, I found the horse, yippee ki yi ai, OPEN THE FUCKING BOX!

Cunt.

So the horse. It tries out its stupid game, which is "pick your superpower, flight or invisibility." It picks flight. The others pick their picks. Ooooh, it's all got some mysteeerious psychological meaning. People who pick flight are like this. People who pick invisibility are like that. The horse talks - does it ever shut up? - about how much it would looooove to fly, blah blah blah, yadda yadda yadda. Doesn't like invisibility, fucking sanctimonious prick snivels on and on about that. "Oooh mummy, I can't be bad, stealing things would be bad, spying on people would be bad, sneaking into movies would be bad, I can't do bad things."

And then.

Some fucktard asks it.

Five minutes before it leaves. Five fucking minutes before we meet in a gutter.

"So what would you do if you found, like, a ring of invisibility?"

And the horse says (and it fucking laughs!):

"Oh, probably stick it in a box on my mantel and let it gather dust."

Open the fucking BOX!

Please?

(Author's note: Oddly enough, a true story with the exception of finding the ring. I'd make the poor thing thoroughly miserable.)

 

[cloudy]

Fuck's sake.

thought you were channeling me for a second there.

I like it.

 

[tickledkitty]

Tell us what would have happened to you, the people around you, and the world at large if you had found and gotten your hands on Sauron's one ring of power. Be sure to tell us what race you are, approimate age you were when you found it, and how you met your demise when the ring decided to leave you

And try to keep it reletively short. I have trouble reading ten pages in a single forum post

I think you should lead by example.

 

[BlackShanglan]

thought you were channeling me for a second there.

I like it.

Hmmm. Harboring Cloudy inside my body. Is there anything bad about that scenario?

 

[TheeGoatPig]

I think you should lead by example.

Never. I find I get more original ideas from people if my first post in the topic is devoid of any real content. Otherwise, every other reply that I get is just mimicking me and whatever I created. So I toss out an idea instead, and see where everyone else takes it. It's just more fun for me that way.

And honestly, I haven't thought of anything yet (my original idea was lost 30 minutes before I got around to posting the topic ).

 

[gauchecritic]

So this is what the AH has become. An actual writing thread with practice and what do we get. Two entries. then drops onto the third page after just two days.

Yes, I'm as bad as everyone else mouthing off on pointless repetitions of political threads but come on two days?

WHAT A FUCKING WASTE OF SPACE AND BANDWIDTH.

 

[NoJo]

Cheer up old sport

 

[jomar]

Tell us what would have happened to you, the people around you, and the world at large if you had found and gotten your hands on Sauron's one ring of power.

It would become a magical and powerful cock ring, properly resized, of course.

 

[gauchecritic]

Cheer up old sport

It's alright for you! You're a skinny, 50's, first mixed generation English person with an impeccable sense of humour and an excellent command of the written word.

Oh. Wait a minute...