The one bomb.

R.L. Stine (who writes the 'Goosebumps' children's books) said in a 2013-ish NPR interview that his favorite review was from a reader who essentially said: "Mr. Stine, I have read every single one of your books and they are all awful."
 
Even better would be, "I have bought every single one of your books and they are all awful."
 
Even better would be, "I have bought every single one of your books and they are all awful."

Or for Salman Rushdie: Our mosque bought 500 copies of The Satanic Verses and burned them all.
 
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