The Official What the Fuck is a Platypus Thread

[Vulnavia]

Platypus's are strange beasts. What are they, exactly?

 

[Vulnavia]

I am trying to avoid a shopping ordeal here, people. Help me out , okay?

 

[Dantetier]

I dunno what's so difficult to understand. They are beavers with duckbills... mammals that lay eggs, and have webbed feets.


Hehe... God got stoned one day and said "lets fuck with the evolutionists"

 

[Vulnavia]

Apparently God did get stoned one day. That must have been some kind of primo weed.

 

[Summery]

I am trying to avoid a shopping ordeal here, people. Help me out , okay?

Desperate measures!

Be brave woman, I have faith you can do it.

 

[Vulnavia]

Nooooooooo! You can't make me!!!! I'll be good, I swear!!!

 

[Summery]

Nooooooooo! You can't make me!!!! I'll be good, I swear!!!

If I was there, I could make you.

Breathe in, breathe out....

You can do it!

While your out, will you look for something pink and sparkly for me.

 

[Dantetier]

Summery:

Your lips look like Morgans...


Ahhh... Nostalgia of blowjobs past...

 

[Summery]

Summery:

Your lips look like Morgans...


Ahhh... Nostalgia of blowjobs past...

Oh my! Should I take that as a compliment?

If so, thank you, I think...

 

[Dantetier]

*LOL* Yes... compliment. It was good *L*


I should probably call her tonight...

 

[Wizard]

Apparently God did get stoned one day. That must have been some kind of primo weed.

Someone say primo weed?.......................Where?

 

[S.Daedalus]

I have a picture of a Platypus on my underwear.

It is australia's national Animal. And umm....Kevin Smith pays homage to them at the beginning of Dogma.

 

[gr8whitedope]

For anyone who care...

...the platypus is a mammal that lays eggs (a.k.a. monotremes)

Kingdom Animalia
Phylum Chordata
subphylum vertebrata
class mammalia
And they are also venomous.

Like I said, for anyone who cares...lol
I think it may have been hashish he was smoking that day.

 

[Rhys]

No, God was on acid, or shrooms

You really were trying to avoid shopping weren't you?