The official we love Matthew Craig thread!

[Matthew Craig]

 

[Gutterslut]

where's my $5 ??????

 

[Matthew Craig]

where's my $5 ??????

Where's my blow job?

 

[Gutterslut]

Where's my blow job?

I've been tricked before like that.
I always ask for my money straight up now
Services come second.

 

[Gutterslut]

fuckk no sense in editing it - i butchered the fuck out of what i was saying.

 

[Matthew Craig]

fuckk no sense in editing it - i butchered the fuck out of what i was saying.

No kidding. You should have said.. "Why i should be paying you Matt!"

 

[Gutterslut]

No kidding. You should have said.. "Why i should be paying you Matt!"

hahaha! But hey, remember! We worked out the deal that you get the super fucking low price of $5. That's a discount from the $7.50 that it was before.

I guess we could always work out a better deal. Possibly.

 

[Gutterslut]

haha.
wait.
Maybe I should go back to school and learn how to read.
disregard above.

 

[Matthew Craig]

hahaha! But hey, remember! We worked out the deal that you get the super fucking low price of $5. That's a discount from the $7.50 that it was before.

I guess we could always work out a better deal. Possibly.

Do you know how long it will take me to find 5 dollars worth in beer bottles?

 

[Gutterslut]

Do you know how long it will take me to find 5 dollars worth in beer bottles?

fine fine fine.
a joint or a couple shots of bourbon, and call it a deal.
deal?

 

[Matthew Craig]

fine fine fine.
a joint or a couple shots of bourbon, and call it a deal.
deal?

How about a cigarette and a glass of milk? That's all i got.

 

[Gutterslut]

How about a cigarette and a glass of milk? That's all i got.

baby, i've got a killer allergy to milk that recently developed.
but if the cigarette is a menthol, i will take it.

 

[Matthew Craig]

baby, i've got a killer allergy to milk that recently developed.
but if the cigarette is a menthol, i will take it.

Nope. They're cheap indian reserve cigarettes. I can't afford menthol! And i have water too.

 

[Gutterslut]

Nope. They're cheap indian reserve cigarettes. I can't afford menthol! And i have water too.

ah! i tried some cigarettes like that once, when i went upstate NY to go gambling.
if it's one of those crazy flavors, like cherry or vanilla, i'll take it.
if not, it's yours.

i guess i will take the water. i'm sure after the blowjob i can do a quick pickpocket and make way with at least something else of yours.

 

[Matthew Craig]

ah! i tried some cigarettes like that once, when i went upstate NY to go gambling.
if it's one of those crazy flavors, like cherry or vanilla, i'll take it.
if not, it's yours.

i guess i will take the water. i'm sure after the blowjob i can do a quick pickpocket and make way with at least something else of yours.

Just don't take any Supergirl stuff.

 

[Gutterslut]

Just don't take any Supergirl stuff.

what will happen if i do?

 

[Matthew Craig]

what will happen if i do?

You don't want to know.

 

[Gutterslut]

You don't want to know.

oh but i do.
couldn't be that bad, eh?

 

[Matthew Craig]

oh but i do.
couldn't be that bad, eh?

Fire and brimstone kind of bad.

 

[Gutterslut]

Fire and brimstone kind of bad.

Well, I guess that could be hot.
Hah.

 

[snakebyte]

hahaha! But hey, remember! We worked out the deal that you get the super fucking low price of $5. That's a discount from the $7.50 that it was before.

I guess we could always work out a better deal. Possibly.

Can I get that deal? I throw in some hard liqour and some hard licking..lol