The official oldie reintroduction thread.

[parodyluvr75]

Hello oldies!

Feel free to use this thread as a platform to tell us why you're so special to Literotica. Come in and tell us all about yourself and why we should pretend to listen to you.

If you're a male, take this opportunity to show us your penis pictures.

If you're a male, also show us your moobies.

Luv,

Birdy

 

[parodyluvr75]

PS show us your balls too, thanks!

 

[Mad_Jack_Rabbit]

Hello.

I am an oldie.

I don't have any penis pics.

I don't have moobs.

Hardly anyone is here from when I joined. Only 1 or 2 people.

I see new assholes have replaced the old assholes.

Maybe on days when you are feeling down I will pm you a pic of my penis (if I ever take one) so that you may have a good laugh and be cheered up. And if you can answer this simple question:

"A cow has four legs, a milking stool has three. Discuss."

PM me your answer, not less than 500 words but not more than 750.

 

[Balladeer08]

PS show us your balls too, thanks!

Can I upload video of my colonoscopy with audio commentary and background music?

 

[Aquagal]

Hello oldies!

Feel free to use this thread as a platform to tell us why you're so special to Literotica. Come in and tell us all about yourself and why we should pretend to listen to you.

If you're a male, take this opportunity to show us your penis pictures.

If you're a male, also show us your moobies.

Luv,

Birdy

One time I received 4298 love letters.

 

[parodyluvr75]

I don't think I've received that many my whole life, stamps are expensive.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Hello.

I am an oldie.

I don't have any penis pics.

I don't have moobs.

Hardly anyone is here from when I joined. Only 1 or 2 people.

I see new assholes have replaced the old assholes.

Maybe on days when you are feeling down I will pm you a pic of my penis (if I ever take one) so that you may have a good laugh and be cheered up. And if you can answer this simple question:

"A cow has four legs, a milking stool has three. Discuss."

PM me your answer, not less than 500 words but not more than 750.

I've never milked a cow so I'm not sure how valid any answer I have would be and I know I couldn't come up with 500 words on the topic. I've failed.

 

[The Greek]

I don't think I've received that many my whole life, stamps are expensive.

You lined your cage with the last ones I sent!

 

[parodyluvr75]

You lined your cage with the last ones I sent!

I lined it with all of them, so I can have something to read in my bathroom.

 

[Queersetti]

PS show us your balls too, thanks!

https://ewvox.files.wordpress.com/2015/03/all-of-will-s-friends.jpg

 

[PoppingTom]

Is this thread about me?

Then get out of it. It's my thread.

And don't push me. Or I begin to threat to iggy you.

 

[SuprSalor]

WOOHOO! After 13 years we finally get to see Q's balls!

 

[The Greek]

I lined it with all of them, so I can have something to read in my bathroom.

Well...you told me it was because my words were a natural laxative

 

[PoppingTom]

http://funnyanimalpictures.funnypicturesutopia.com/pics/2/Kitty-Cat-Push-Ups---Get-Over-Me-Help.jpg

...because this is my thread !

 

[parodyluvr75]

https://ewvox.files.wordpress.com/2015/03/all-of-will-s-friends.jpg

I knew I could count on you.

Is this thread about me?

Then get out of it. It's my thread.

And don't push me. Or I begin to threat to iggy you.

You're a grumpy, I think maybe you need a princess to kiss you. If you put me on ignore, how can you find the thread. Silly froggie.

 

[pointless]

PS show us your balls too, thanks!

http://kidstoysandgames.net/img/amazing-pinky-hi-bounce-balls-225-inch-party-favor_59235_500.jpg

mine's better, but i actually have a couple of these.

 

[lovetoread]

i am beginning to feel old in this joint.

someone show some freaking manbits

 

[Riles]

I'm not old! I just got carded buying wine for god sake.

 

[pointless]

i am beginning to feel old in this joint.

someone show some freaking manbits

hey, mine were pink. use your imagination.

 

[glynndah]

I'd love to be reintroduced to some oldies around here. If they've changed their avatars, there's a pretty good chance I have no idea who they are.

A from the good little witch.

 

[PeteHulbert37]

Is there some new rule about cats in every fucking thread. I'm beginning to question some of you people.

 

[Balladeer08]

Is there some new rule about cats in every fucking thread. I'm beginning to question some of you people.

Of course there is. Check your hissssstory.

 

[parodyluvr75]

i am beginning to feel old in this joint.

someone show some freaking manbits

I know it's disappointing

Is there some new rule about cats in every fucking thread. I'm beginning to question some of you people.

https://kittybloger.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/crazy-cat-costumes-the-spider-cat.jpg

 

[mdbigdee]

Hello.

I am an oldie.

I don't have any penis pics.

I don't have moobs.

Hardly anyone is here from when I joined. Only 1 or 2 people.

I see new assholes have replaced the old assholes.

Maybe on days when you are feeling down I will pm you a pic of my penis (if I ever take one) so that you may have a good laugh and be cheered up. And if you can answer this simple question:

"A cow has four legs, a milking stool has three. Discuss."

PM me your answer, not less than 500 words but not more than 750.

...................

 

[Balladeer08]

Cows are often milked on uneven floors or ground. A stool with four legs might teeter,causing the milker to misdirect the stream of milk and miss the pail. A stool with three legs in inherently more stable on an uneven surface that one with four legs.

You forgot to explain how you get the cow to sit on the damn stool.