the official flirt with perky thread

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you may proceed. I enjoy innuendo. ;)


c'mon you know you want to.

I'm a lover not a fighter:rolleyes: actually I like to struggle and beg a bit. <snicker>

pleeeeeease pleeeeeeeeeeease flirt with me. You know I want it!

:D
 
the innuendo at least has to be true:rolleyes:

you're a naughty kitty! Don't bring your hate into my fun thread or I will have to put you out in the alley with the rest of the alleycats! got it<making my mean face>
 
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Sorry hon, but I can't control a flock of sheep :D They just gravitate to me :) Well, more coulda been true than the inuendo *EG*
 
perky_baby said:


hehhehe, I like your tongue, gimmee some more


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Pheonyx said:



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I don't even know what that is...lol but I think I like it:D
 
perky_baby said:


I don't even know what that is...lol but I think I like it:D

You welcome!!

Sexual emoticans. Me and you lying on our backs with our legs folded up
 
Finally- an official thread for my dearest fantasy, flirting with Perky. Come to me your sweet ducky. Let me ruffle your tail feathers and fondle your webbing. We can bob for water bugs together. I may be a huge furry hound, but we can make it work, I know we can.

:D
 
Pheonyx said:


You welcome!!

Sexual emoticans. Me and you lying on our backs with our legs folded up

ohhhhhh, naughty!!! What else do you have?
 
IrishWolfhound said:
Finally- an official thread for my dearest fantasy, flirting with Perky. Come to me your sweet ducky. Let me ruffle your tail feathers and fondle your webbing. We can bob for water bugs together. I may be a huge furry hound, but we can make it work, I know we can.

:D

hehhhe, hello Mickalicious :kiss:

you know I have a thing for furry dogs.
 
Pheonyx said:



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lol, isn't that a bit premature ???<giggle>

next time do it here ( @ Y @ )
 
perky_baby said:



lol, isn't that a bit premature ???<giggle>

next time do it here ( @ Y @ )


Uh ok

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Oh Perky...would we do it doggy style, ducky style, or some other perverted style? You name the place & position & I'll be there.
 
wanders over to the bar

and has them send over a rudely named cocktail to perky.



<grin>

Drake
 
perky_baby said:
you may proceed. I enjoy innuendo. ;)


c'mon you know you want to.

I'm a lover not a fighter:rolleyes: actually I like to struggle and beg a bit. <snicker>

pleeeeeease pleeeeeeeeeeease flirt with me. You know I want it!

:D

As I waddled toward you I hand my heavy bill and quack your name softly. As i near your delicate foot my bill begins to shiver and shake. You are more delightful than a bus load of kid each with a bag of bread crumbs. My passion over comes my fears and i role over on my downy back and stretch my neck so that I might nibble your toes. Quack OOOOOOO Quack I cry, throw me in the oven and call me chicken. I have quacked and god to heaven on this night.
 
*clearing my throat*

How you .. doing * giving you my bedroom eyes*


Did I win ?!? :) ;) :p
 
oh god ducks and ducks and dogs and ducks

and an aphrodisiac. hell that's aLOT of yummy flirting.

hehhehe I will expect more later ;)

:kiss:
 
Well then my sweet little ducky:

I'd pick you up (using my soft, gentle hound mouth) and lay you on my doggy bed. My hot, wet, tongue would explore that ducky body of yours (especially where the feathers have been removed).

I'd use my great shaggy body to drive you to ducky heaven.
 
Perky babes......can I make ya purrrrrrr...lol...you're the coolest....anticipating your visit to NYC soon...just casn't wait to see ya purrr in person......huggles.....
 
Small Circles

My tongue makes small circles down your spine until it reaches that luscious ass. TO BE CONTINUED
 
beastly

perky_baby said:
oh god ducks and ducks and dogs and ducks

and an aphrodisiac. hell that's aLOT of yummy flirting.

hehhehe I will expect more later ;)

:kiss:
what about a wink and a nod from a ram, perquita querida? smootches
 
kotori hot damn, with personalized spanish even;) :kiss:

sincerely I'm looking forward to purring in your ear sugah. I'm quite excited to see everyone again.

mickaliciousyou're gonna make this duck start barkin' woooooOOOf hehehhe.

Vincenzo i said flirtin', not making me cum;) :D
 
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