The Official Author's Hangout Halloween Contest Support Thread

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Erotic horror? I think not tex…

The following is post # 1061 on the a.i.r. contest support thread. He also posted exactly the same thing in posts #1001, 1004, 1008, 1010, 1012, 1015, 1022, 1024, 1026, 1030, 1034, 1044, 1046, 1051, 1055 and now 1061. The same post EIGHT times on the other page. FIVE on the next page! Now he’s up to THREE on the third page! The same post 16 times. He's now up to 229 times posting the same thing (unless I’ve missed a few). Mind you this isn't a record for him.

So unfortunately I’m forced to share his disgusting posts on this thread. There are no free rides for enablers. Sorry…

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are these three old babes enabling hate in AHland? Why? Do they get off on anti-Semitism?

Why would our tiger lily threadmistress stand with the hate-mongerers? Simple jealousy? I guess the a.i.r. thread has been making hers look bad...

post #1061 on the A.I.R. Contest Support Thread. Let's all look at our AHland racists posts. We're prepared to expose him for what he is...sad really...

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hate mongering

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Poor scouries, he can't take the truth being told so he posts more and more lies.

The only one you are hurting with this crap is yourself scouries. It just shows more and more people who you really are.
 
Ah, missed the first spot, but that just gives me the chance to say:

This is the official thread for the official Literotica Halloween Contest. Beware fake contests. Welcome, and good luck with writing!
 
Ah, missed the first spot, but that just gives me the chance to say:

This is the official thread for the official Literotica Halloween Contest. Beware fake contests. Welcome, and good luck with writing!

Thanks for getting that message out there.
 
Looks like Baronesade's story was deleted because he posted the same submission as last year.
 
Apparently Jim gets off on antisemitism he's the one that keeps finding all these pics.
 
MANU AWARD nomination period now open...

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LITEROTICA’S LIFETIME ACHIEVMENT AWARD
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The Board of Directors of the ASSOCIATION of INDEPENDENT READERS (A.I.R.) decided some time ago that it would be appropriate to honor one of the giants of LITEROTICA fiction at the end of each of the Special Themed A.I.R. Contests.

They decided to call this new prize, one they believe will soon become emblematic of erotic fiction excellence and the most respected author’s award in the genre, the MANU. This name of course honors the first PRINCE of erotic fiction, a man who’s become a giant in the field of erotic publishing.

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the [size=+2]:D MANU :D[/size] award

These prizes will be awarded based on the author’s complete body of work. We are now accepting nominations for the forteenth MANU to be awarded. And the opportunity to join these great writers:

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LITEROTICA’S LIFETIME ACHIEVMENT AWARD
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BarondeSade
BOSTONFICTIONWRITER
Daniellekitten
Just Plain Bob
Many Feathers
nikki_2021
rgjohn
SamuelX
Sarahhh
scouries
Slickman
TryAnything
youbadboy
 
Fake Awards, Fake Contests, Fake Lists. That's you in a nutshell there Jimbo, Fake Fake Fake.
 
Contest analysis - 2012 Halloween Contest

Good evening. The dolphins tell me that there are 116 stories in the competition to date, with an average score of 4.06 from an average of 151 votes. Stories had an average of 14,683 views, an average of 5 favorites, and an average of 6 comments. The average ratio of votes to views is 1.09%. The average number of pages is 3.0, with the longest story being 15 pages.

So far there have been a total of 16,224 votes, 1,703,336 views, 633 favorites and 747 comments.

The standard deviation of scores (from the average of 4.06) is 0.50 and the standard deviation of votes (from the average of 151) is 164. The median score is 4.08, the median number of votes is 84 and the median number of pages is 2. The top 25% of scores are 4.40 or above and the bottom 25% of scores are 3.83 or below.

Sweeps

Some votes have been reduced (swept) since the start of the competition. A total of 18 stories have had their votes adjusted, with 16 sweeps resulting in a new score that day which is higher than before and 5 sweeps resulting in a new score that day which is lower. There were a total of 83 votes swept, being an average of 4 per swept story. The maximum number of votes swept for a single story was 20. (Figures based on toplists, and may not be totally accurate).


Categories entered (alphabetic order)

  • Anal (2 stories)
  • BDSM (3 stories)
  • Erotic Couplings (9 stories)
  • Erotic Horror (26 stories)
  • Exhibitionist & Voyeur (2 stories)
  • Fetish (3 stories)
  • First Time (3 stories)
  • Gay Male (7 stories)
  • Group Sex (6 stories)
  • Illustrated (1 story)
  • Incest/Taboo (9 stories)
  • Interracial Love (2 stories)
  • Lesbian Sex (4 stories)
  • Loving Wives (5 stories)
  • Non-Erotic (1 story)
  • NonConsent/Reluctance (7 stories)
  • NonHuman (9 stories)
  • Reviews & Essays (1 story)
  • Romance (7 stories)
  • Sci-Fi & Fantasy (7 stories)
  • Text With Audio (1 story)
  • Transsexuals & Crossdressers (1 story)

Views by category

  • Incest/Taboo: 413,359 (24.3%)
  • Loving Wives: 168,826 (9.9%)
  • NonConsent/Reluctance: 151,057 (8.9%)
  • Erotic Horror: 130,962 (7.7%)
  • Erotic Couplings: 111,701 (6.6%)
  • Group Sex: 96,583 (5.7%)
  • NonHuman: 83,358 (4.9%)
  • Illustrated: 83,160 (4.9%)
  • Romance: 65,306 (3.8%)
  • Lesbian Sex: 55,338 (3.2%)
  • Exhibitionist & Voyeur: 47,044 (2.8%)
  • Gay Male: 47,022 (2.8%)
  • BDSM: 45,604 (2.7%)
  • First Time: 39,174 (2.3%)
  • Sci-Fi & Fantasy: 37,663 (2.2%)
  • Fetish: 36,174 (2.1%)
  • Anal: 30,553 (1.8%)
  • Interracial Love: 22,376 (1.3%)
  • Transsexuals & Crossdressers: 21,232 (1.2%)
  • Text With Audio: 9,353 (0.5%)
  • Reviews & Essays: 4,225 (0.2%)
  • Non-Erotic: 3,266 (0.2%)

Comments by category

  • NonHuman: 100 (13.4%)
  • Incest/Taboo: 95 (12.7%)
  • Erotic Horror: 82 (11.0%)
  • Loving Wives: 78 (10.4%)
  • Romance: 66 (8.8%)
  • Sci-Fi & Fantasy: 56 (7.5%)
  • NonConsent/Reluctance: 42 (5.6%)
  • Lesbian Sex: 42 (5.6%)
  • Gay Male: 40 (5.4%)
  • First Time: 33 (4.4%)
  • Erotic Couplings: 33 (4.4%)
  • BDSM: 20 (2.7%)
  • Anal: 10 (1.3%)
  • Group Sex: 10 (1.3%)
  • Transsexuals & Crossdressers: 8 (1.1%)
  • Exhibitionist & Voyeur: 8 (1.1%)
  • Illustrated: 7 (0.9%)
  • Text With Audio: 6 (0.8%)
  • Interracial Love: 4 (0.5%)
  • Fetish: 3 (0.4%)
  • Reviews & Essays: 2 (0.3%)
  • Non-Erotic: 2 (0.3%)

Favorites by category

  • Incest/Taboo: 155 (24.5%)
  • NonHuman: 94 (14.8%)
  • Romance: 71 (11.2%)
  • NonConsent/Reluctance: 46 (7.3%)
  • Loving Wives: 40 (6.3%)
  • Erotic Horror: 40 (6.3%)
  • Lesbian Sex: 29 (4.6%)
  • Gay Male: 27 (4.3%)
  • Erotic Couplings: 27 (4.3%)
  • First Time: 21 (3.3%)
  • Sci-Fi & Fantasy: 20 (3.2%)
  • Group Sex: 17 (2.7%)
  • Illustrated: 9 (1.4%)
  • BDSM: 7 (1.1%)
  • Transsexuals & Crossdressers: 6 (0.9%)
  • Interracial Love: 6 (0.9%)
  • Exhibitionist & Voyeur: 5 (0.8%)
  • Text With Audio: 4 (0.6%)
  • Fetish: 4 (0.6%)
  • Anal: 3 (0.5%)
  • Reviews & Essays: 1 (0.2%)
  • Non-Erotic: 1 (0.2%)

Votes by category

  • Incest/Taboo: 3,273 (20.2%)
  • Loving Wives: 1,731 (10.7%)
  • Romance: 1,608 (9.9%)
  • NonHuman: 1,320 (8.1%)
  • NonConsent/Reluctance: 1,238 (7.6%)
  • Erotic Horror: 1,106 (6.8%)
  • Erotic Couplings: 1,020 (6.3%)
  • Sci-Fi & Fantasy: 764 (4.7%)
  • First Time: 761 (4.7%)
  • Lesbian Sex: 569 (3.5%)
  • Exhibitionist & Voyeur: 546 (3.4%)
  • Group Sex: 461 (2.8%)
  • BDSM: 355 (2.2%)
  • Gay Male: 351 (2.2%)
  • Anal: 313 (1.9%)
  • Interracial Love: 197 (1.2%)
  • Fetish: 182 (1.1%)
  • Transsexuals & Crossdressers: 145 (0.9%)
  • Illustrated: 131 (0.8%)
  • Reviews & Essays: 66 (0.4%)
  • Text With Audio: 47 (0.3%)
  • Non-Erotic: 40 (0.2%)

Average scores by category

  • Text With Audio: 4.62
  • First Time: 4.42
  • Exhibitionist & Voyeur: 4.38
  • Romance: 4.34
  • NonHuman: 4.33
  • Non-Erotic: 4.10
  • Transsexuals & Crossdressers: 4.08
  • Sci-Fi & Fantasy: 4.07
  • Erotic Horror: 4.03
  • Illustrated: 4.02
  • Anal: 3.96
  • Loving Wives: 3.93
  • Group Sex: 3.92
  • Fetish: 3.86
  • NonConsent/Reluctance: 3.84
  • Reviews & Essays: 3.77
  • Lesbian Sex: 3.29
  • Incest/Taboo: 3.25
  • BDSM: 3.16
  • Erotic Couplings: 3.11
  • Gay Male: 2.32
  • Interracial Love: 1.81

Hotness by category

  • Text With Audio: 100%
  • First Time: 67%
  • Romance: 57%
  • NonHuman: 44%
  • BDSM: 33%
  • Lesbian Sex: 25%
  • Loving Wives: 20%
  • Gay Male: 14%
  • NonConsent/Reluctance: 14%
  • Sci-Fi & Fantasy: 14%
  • Erotic Horror: 12%
  • Erotic Couplings: 11%
  • Incest/Taboo: 11%

Sweeps by category

  • Incest/Taboo: 20
  • NonConsent/Reluctance: 13
  • Group Sex: 11
  • BDSM: 10
  • NonHuman: 9
  • Erotic Couplings: 6
  • Gay Male: 6
  • Erotic Horror: 3
  • Romance: 1
  • Fetish: 1
  • Reviews & Essays: 1
  • Non-Erotic: 1
  • Sci-Fi & Fantasy: 1

Number of views, votes, comments per day

  • 1 Oct (Monday) : 102 views, 0 votes, 51 comments
  • 2 Oct (Tuesday) : 232,793 views, 2,472 votes, 62 comments
  • 3 Oct (Wednesday) : 121,347 views, 956 votes, 34 comments
  • 4 Oct (Thursday) : 94,631 views, 837 votes, 28 comments
  • 5 Oct (Friday) : 54,695 views, 569 votes, 32 comments
  • 6 Oct (Saturday) : 96,186 views, 1,091 votes, 46 comments
  • 7 Oct (Sunday) : 97,380 views, 993 votes, 55 comments
  • 8 Oct (Monday) : 106,445 views, 1,211 votes, 54 comments
  • 9 Oct (Tuesday) : 134,451 views, 1,158 votes, 48 comments
  • 10 Oct (Wednesday) : 79,354 views, 768 votes, 48 comments
  • 11 Oct (Thursday) : 83,648 views, 867 votes, 57 comments
  • 12 Oct (Friday) : 156,112 views, 1,018 votes, 37 comments
  • 13 Oct (Saturday) : 80,317 views, 649 votes, 36 comments
  • 14 Oct (Sunday) : 125,677 views, 1,306 votes, 37 comments
  • 15 Oct (Monday) : 106,598 views, 1,062 votes, 37 comments
  • 16 Oct (Tuesday) : 66,995 views, 659 votes, 25 comments
  • 17 Oct (Wednesday) : 66,605 views, 608 votes, 60 comments

New stories today


Authors entered so far are:

AllyTara, bienheureuse, bluejeanserenade, BlueNightingale, boneams, botox, Bourguit, Boxlicker101, Brandie69, BuckyDuckman, cbsummers, CharlieGG, ChloeCallie, CianPerrel (8), Corpse_rider, curlyspurs, Darkestkiss, DeviouSquirrel, Dream_Operator, drteetho, ejls, EsotericNiceGuy, fgmntfmgnshn, flamekitten, Goldeniangel, HarveyMarcus, HawthorneVixen, hermes25, HeyAll, Ignoble, Ironiclaconic (2), Jasmynn_Brown, JohanJohnson (3), justins961, KeithD, LaRascasse, Legman173 (2), Lien_Geller, LiquidMatthew, littlebirdstory, Lycandope (4), madam_noe (3), manyeyedhydra, Miss_Guided (2), monamante, msgrant67 (2), MSTarot (2), naughtEgirl, nicecthulhu, NymphWriter, Odysseyker, oggbashan (2), Pandora33103, Panthergirl, PrincessS85, RedHairedandFriendly (2), regularguy13, rot_teufel, runningonblade, SaucyEroticProductions, Sexcess, silkstockingslover, sleeplessgurl, slopoke1012000, sr71plt, Stultus, sun_sea_sky, SusanJillParker, SweetestThing, sweet_lusciousdesire, sxy_kitten, TamLin01 (2), TE999 (2), Tessa_Kealey, The_Technician (2), The_Unicorn, tiggerlilly, TinyBeth, Tipson, True North, TSienna, turner1116, Tx Tall Tales (2), Untameable_Guy, wantsomefun1951 (2), wet_special, WickedWendyDru, xelliebabex, YDB95 (2)

Disclaimer

Because of the way this site works these figures will not be totally up-to-date. For a given story the score shown on:

  • The category page
  • The author's page
  • The toplists page

can all be different.

Also it appears that various pages update at different times of the day, sometimes quite infrequently.

Please do not PM me asking for more detailed information. I do not wish to skew contest results by giving a target for voting manipulation.

Contest page: 2012 Halloween Contest
 
Makes you sort of wonder how much else of his production is just the same story with a different title and blurb slapped on it.

He's on 3600 favorite pages so I guess the copy/paste method is working okay for him.
 
So after initially thinking I was going to sit this one out I think I can slip one in by tomorrow night.

I'm really only tossing this out there to see if people will get that its a bit of a "trick or treat" or if the incest "purists" will flame me as the story is sort of incest, but sort of not incest.
 
So after initially thinking I was going to sit this one out I think I can slip one in by tomorrow night.

I'm really only tossing this out there to see if people will get that its a bit of a "trick or treat" or if the incest "purists" will flame me as the story is sort of incest, but sort of not incest.

Confusion factor seem to work well in LW's so why not incest. :D
 
Confusion factor seem to work well in LW's so why not incest. :D

Then I will hope they're easily confused.

Either that or they can appreciate a good trick to go with their treat.

However, unlike a Halloween story I did a couple of years ago, I have promised my wife I will not use the "pump kin" joke.:eek:
 
Then I will hope they're easily confused.

Either that or they can appreciate a good trick to go with their treat.

However, unlike a Halloween story I did a couple of years ago, I have promised my wife I will not use the "pump kin" joke.:eek:

The breast pump kin or the pussy pump kin? :D
 
There was breeding involved so it was pumpkin seed.

Might need to 'squash' this line of comments before people start thinking your a vegetarian Incest writer.

" There she was, my mom. Her skin a beautiful orange, her leaves were hanging in just the right places so that I could make out the little flat spot where she lay in the field. As the truck moved under us I felt my stem begin to rise, it was quickly at it's full ten inches."


Gonna walk away now....before my tired brain comes up with more of this story.
 
So after initially thinking I was going to sit this one out I think I can slip one in by tomorrow night.

I'm really only tossing this out there to see if people will get that its a bit of a "trick or treat" or if the incest "purists" will flame me as the story is sort of incest, but sort of not incest.

No offense to you or anyone else that writes in that category (to each their own) but I'm still new enough around here that the concept of "incest purists" is kind of mind-boggling.
 
No offense to you or anyone else that writes in that category (to each their own) but I'm still new enough around here that the concept of "incest purists" is kind of mind-boggling.

In a nutshell, its like any other category, there are expectations. Say you're into lesbian, but there's a guy involved with the two women, you;re a little put off.

Incest purists want "keeping it in the family" and this site delivers that so they are accustomed to getting it.

Throw a step-mother in there and the purists are flaming your ass.

What happens in this story is a mother passes in a car accident(the father had already passed previously) and the son, who was in love with her never confessed his feelings and a year later its still eating him up.

he has a cute little friend who has the hots for him and is an amateur medium. She talks him into a seance and she ends up possessed by the mother who grants her sons wish and they have sex.

The thing is technically he is sleeping with the body of the medium. So even though the "Oh, mom" dialogue is there its not really his mother.

So curious to see the reaction to this. Might go over as being in the spirit of the season(pardon the pun) or I might get some serious trolling.
 
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