The Nude Law Firm

[sirhugs]

because they are experts on informed consent.

My question is- do they dress for client meetings and court?

 

[LupusDei]

There's a rather prolific author HStoner who has a nudist lawyer as one of his default protagonists. There's at a minimum one story where the whole office goes nude. His style is a little stiff and dry and may sometimes include sudden underjustified status changes, but maybe it's all even in character.

But yeh, don't think even there anybody tried to go to court arguments nude, although I may have missed or forgotten such.

 

[Carnevil9]

Make it an alternate reality or a science fiction setting. A society where people normally wear clothes, but in court, nudity is strictly required. Perhaps symbolically because in a court of law, seeking the truth, nobody has anything to hide.

How would this society differ from our own? Well, for one, you might sue someone just because you want to see them naked!

 

[sirhugs]

Make it an alternate reality or a science fiction setting. A society where people normally wear clothes, but in court, nudity is strictly required. Perhaps symbolically because in a court of law, seeking the truth, nobody has anything to hide.

How would this society differ from our own? Well, for one, you might sue someone just because you want to see them naked!

when it started, everybody took "justice is blind" seriously and came to court blindfolded. Until one afternoon, drunken Judge Blahsky fell off the podium...

 

[Carnevil9]

More realistic twist: with all the Zoom meetings and Zoom court proceedings, the law firm agrees to always be naked from the waist down while at work. Nobody can tell on a Zoom meeting, but they are all walking around with their junk hanging out when they deal with their co-workers. Fraternization ensues.

 

[sirhugs]

More realistic twist: with all the Zoom meetings and Zoom court proceedings, the law firm agrees to always be naked from the waist down while at work. Nobody can tell on a Zoom meeting, but they are all walking around with their junk hanging out when they deal with their co-workers. Fraternization ensues.

also hilarity?

 

[noyesmaybe]

because they are experts on informed consent.

My question is- do they dress for client meetings and court?

Yes, they'd dress for court but not client meetings. Their office would be on a nudist colony.

 

[AahhWhattheHell]

because they are experts on informed consent.

My question is- do they dress for client meetings and court?

Save that for marriage arbitration meetings. If the couple agrees they get to have break up sex in front of the lawyers. If they don't the lawyers fuck them. Oh wait!

 

[sirhugs]

Save that for marriage arbitration meetings. If the couple agrees they get to have break up sex in front of the lawyers. If they don't the lawyers fuck them. Oh wait!

okay- no bad lawyer jokes allowed. There are enough of them practicing law.