The Night before Christmas

[Dr_Strabismus]

Hacky Xmas!!!

(Compile with CC on your Mac or Linux machine.)

(What, you don't have one??)

#include <stdio.h> 

main(t,_,a) 
char *a; 
{return!0<t?t<3?main(-79,-13,a+main(-87,1-_, 
main(-86, 0, a+1 )+a)):1,t<_?main(t+1, _, a ):3,main ( -94, -27+t, a 
)&&t == 2 ?_<13 ?main ( 2, _+1, "%s %d %d\n" ):9:16:t<0?t<-72?main(_, 
t,"@n'+,#'/*{}w+/w#cdnr/+,{}r/*de}+,/*{*+,/w{%+,/w#q#n+,/#{l,+,/n{n+\ 
,/+#n+,/#;#q#n+,/+k#;*+,/'r :'d*'3,}{w+K w'K:'+}e#';dq#'l q#'+d'K#!/\ 
+k#;q#'r}eKK#}w'r}eKK{nl]'/#;#q#n'){)#}w'){){nl]'/+#n';d}rw' i;# ){n\ 
l]!/n{n#'; r{#w'r nc{nl]'/#{l,+'K {rw' iK{;[{nl]'/w#q#\ 
n'wk nw' iwk{KK{nl]!/w{%'l##w#' i; :{nl]'/*{q#'ld;r'}{nlwb!/*de}'c \ 
;;{nl'-{}rw]'/+,}##'*}#nc,',#nw]'/+kd'+e}+;\ 
#'rdq#w! nr'/ ') }+}{rl#'{n' ')# }'+}##(!!/") 
:t<-50?_==*a ?putchar(a[31]):main(-65,_,a+1):main((*a == '/')+t,_,a\ 
+1 ):0<t?main ( 2, 2 , "%s"):*a=='/'||main(0,main(-61,*a, "!ek;dc \ 
i@bK'(q)-[w]*%n+r3#l,{}:\nuwloca-O;m .vpbks,fxntdCeghiry"),a+1);}

 

[3 Legged Donkey]

This little donkey has very wet panties now.

Merry Christmas, Dr S!