The Next Line.....?

[chris 44]

First time I've ever tried to open a thread of my own, all the old uncertainties of virginity come rushing back, but I'm older now - I'm ' experienced ' so here goes.

This has probably been tried before at least 32 times, but hey live with it.

I'm going to put up the first line from a well known story, and ask for you to add a second line, funny is allowed, ridiculous is encouraged, farcical, vulgar.....

Tomorrow it will be Dickens, but today it's 'Gone with the Wind.'

Scarlett O'Hara was not beautiful but men seldom realized it.

Have fun,
Chris

 

[LadyTigeress]

Scarlett O'Hara was not beautiful but men seldom realized it.

Women, however knew her beauty went deep into her soul.

 

[a.j.angel]

Women, however knew her beauty went deep into her soul.

Be it male or female, Scarlett was never lacking for friends or lovers.

 

[Noor]

Be it male or female, Scarlett was never lacking for friends or lovers.

However, the day after she tried to steal her best friend's lover, everything changed.

 

[chris 44]

However, the day after she tried to steal her best friend's lover, everything changed.

Perhaps she shouldn't have chosen 'Piggly Wigglys' in which to make that initial advance.

 

[Noor]

Perhaps she shouldn't have chosen 'Piggly Wigglys' in which to make that initial advance.

Yes, somewhere secluded, without an audience would have been much better, but its wouldn't have mattered. He would have still turned her down.

 

[chris 44]

Scarlett was beginning to worry that she may never get laid...
A new approach was needed.

 

[Noor]

Scarlett was beginning to worry that she may never get laid...
A new approach was needed.

Maybe if she took up belly dancing, she'd meet some nice guy at the community education center.

 

[chris 44]

Maybe if she took up belly dancing, she'd meet some nice guy at the community education center.

... or maybe a course in Motorcycle Maintenance. She'd always felt that those Hell's Angels were really rather cute.

 

[English Lady]

However, She just couldn't bring herself to wear leather, it had too many bad memories associated with it.

 

[Stegral]

However, She just couldn't bring herself to wear leather, it had too many bad memories associated with it.

The whips & cuffs & gags were just too much too fast.... but then again...

 

[chris 44]

The whips & cuffs & gags were just too much too fast.... but then again...

She'd had a weakness for fast gags ever since seeing Eddie Izzard on the television......

 

[English Lady]

Whatever happened to the lizzard?She wondered, Eddie loved that thing, but then one day, Poof!

 

[cloudy]

Whatever happened to the lizzard?She wondered, Eddie loved that thing, but then one day, Poof!

I'm struggling mightily to keep from inserting garderobe and sheep references....

It changed in the blink of an eye to a gecko! What the hell am I supposed to do with that? she wondered.

 

[joeys-game]

I'm struggling mightily to keep from inserting garderobe and sheep references....

It changed in the blink of an eye to a gecko! What the hell am I supposed to do with that? she wondered.

Instead of putting the gecko in a tank, she let it roam free around her rather large house.
The gecko became enormous....

 

[chris 44]

Instead of putting the gecko in a tank, she let it roam free around her rather large house.
The gecko became enormous....

Rather too large for her peace of mind. That look in its beady eye was beginning to worry her...
Maybe belly dancing would have been a better option after all

 

[BlackShanglan]

Instead of putting the gecko in a tank, she let it roam free around her rather large house.
The gecko became enormous....

It was a big lizard in her back yard. She couldn't afford to feed it any more.

(And welcome aboard, Chris 44!)

 

[glynndah]

The sign in her front yard read "Gecko rides $1.00".

 

[SeaCat]

The sign in her front yard read "Gecko rides $1.00".

Which Rhett, upon seeing the it, quickly stole and changed to read "Lizard Rides $1.00" before putting it up in his front yard.

 

[glynndah]

Scarlett frantically turned over the couch cushions, emptied her piggy bank and checked under the bed for loose change. She looked down at the handful of coins. "God is my witness. I'll never go hungry again!"

 

[joeys-game]

Scarlett stormed over to Rhett's yard, demanding that he unhand or at least hand over the large Lizard....

 

[Guest]

Scarlett stormed over to Rhett's yard, demanding that he unhand or at least hand over the large Lizard....

"Now that you've got your lumber mill and Frank's money, you won't come to me like you've come for this lizard, so I see I shall have to marry you," declared Rhett in his best fake carpet bagger accent.

 

[a.j.angel]

"Now that you've got your lumber mill and Frank's money, you won't come to me like you've come for this lizard, so I see I shall have to marry you," declared Rhett in his best fake carpet bagger accent.

"The money and the mill mean so liitle to me Rhet, why it is my lizard that i yearn for"!

 

[cantdog]

You want MY lizard, Scarlett," Rhett apostrophized her.

"Your lizard??"

"Right HERE!!"

"You are a cad, Sir."

No, I'm a well hung rascal. You can investigate my lizard if you like, Scarlett. I don't give a damn."

 

[a.j.angel]

You want MY lizard, Scarlett," Rhett apostrophized her.

"Your lizard??"

"Right HERE!!"

"You are a cad, Sir."

No, I'm a well hung rascal. You can investigate my lizard if you like, Scarlett. I don't give a damn."

"Damn fine package you have there Rhet"!