The Next Line.....?

"I have my resources. Ashley Wilkes is hung like a fuckin insect," confided Rhett
 
cantdog said:
"I have my resources. Ashley Wilkes is hung like a fuckin insect," confided Rhett


Great story, and such a touching ending. Beat the original into a cocked hat.

Time for a new start, like I said today is Dickens day - A Tale of Two Cities.'

" It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. "

Have fun,
Chris
 
"Now, Teach, unbutton that blouse and we'll get on with the rest of the lesson. It was the best of tits. It was the worst of tits."
 
Well, to be perfectly honest, there was those guys in the back row who seemed to notice, but since Della was teaching English Lit in prison, woodies were the norm. She just wasn't sure they were because of her.
 
glynndah said:
Well, to be perfectly honest, there was those guys in the back row who seemed to notice, but since Della was teaching English Lit in prison, woodies were the norm. She just wasn't sure they were because of her.

They might have been because of her chubby, 18 year old male teaching assistant.
 
Chip did seem to spend much of his time blowing kisses when he thought Della wasn't looking.
 
glynndah said:
Chip did seem to spend much of his time blowing kisses when he thought Della wasn't looking.

She wondered if that was the only thing he was blowing.
 
That con with the Mother tattoo spent a lot of time in private tutoring sessions with Chip. Her office always had a peculiar smell and the chair was sticky when their sessions were over. Della couldn't be sure, but she suspected that Chip and Buck were more interested in DICKS than Dickens.
 
Chip wsn't sure if Dickens sucked but his private student sure did and he was teaching Chip just how to suck the big one!
 
a.j.angel said:
Chip wsn't sure if Dickens sucked but his private student sure did and he was teaching Chip just how to suck the big one!


Only when he found the student's name was Dale, Chip began to wonder whether they had a long term future outside show business.
 
chris 44 said:
Only when he found the student's name was Dale, Chip began to wonder whether they had a long term future outside show business.

Chip and Dale lived happily ever after!
 
eric shawn listo said:
Who could really suck beak when she wanted to.

Usually, though, she preferred sex with Minnie Mouse but she had enough tact that she did not refer to eating Minnie's :p pussy when they were together, because of the feelings mice have toward cats. :catroar:
 
Daisy was rather suspicious of those white gloves Minnie always insisted on wearing. Man hands, perhaps?
 
glynndah said:
Daisy was rather suspicious of those white gloves Minnie always insisted on wearing. Man hands, perhaps?


...and why did Minnie always lift the toilet lid when she went for a pee?
 
chris 44 said:
...and why did Minnie always lift the toilet lid when she went for a pee?

However, Daisy appreciated Minnie's fashion sense, especially the hair ribbon she wore and the matching panties. She always wondered if Minnie bought them the same place she bought the three-fingered white gloves.
 
Minnie said that was her tail sticking out from those white lace panties, but Daisy swore her tail wasn't that thick and hard and besides, if that was her tail, what was that other thing in her panties?
 
glynndah said:
Minnie said that was her tail sticking out from those white lace panties, but Daisy swore her tail wasn't that thick and hard and besides, if that was her tail, what was that other thing in her panties?

It was humming like a buzzsaw. Damn thought Minnie, next time I'm gonna get a vibrator that doesn't keep slipping out...
 
chris 44 said:
It was humming like a buzzsaw. Damn thought Minnie, next time I'm gonna get a vibrator that doesn't keep slipping out...


she'd heard that a dolphin might just do the trick!!
 
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