The NeverEnding Love Letter

[PayDay]

Rules: One Sentence Per Post. No names or aiming at other posters. Insanity is Encouraged. Punctuation is Optional. Please, No Quoting Other Posts.

I'll start:

"My dearest, there have been these things on my mind that I must express to you in this letter."

 

[Jennifer]

"I have skipped my psych meds for a week so that I can freely express myself"

 

[PayDay]

"It occured to me that I hadn't peeked in your window or stole a lock of hair from you while you were sleeping in quite some time."

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

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[PayDay]

"Though no matter how hard I tried, I could not find the plunger."

 

[Garnate]

"But dat ass, tho"

 

[Jennifer]

"I left you something in your bathtub to remember me by"

 

[Libsam]

"My brain is impaired by my lacking desire to control my demons."

 

[PayDay]

"At first I thought the orange stuff on my fingers was from the Cheetos, turns out I was wrong."

 

[DesEsseintes]

"And these ginger children climbing into my skull keep screaming the wrong version of November Rain."

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

I'm having Elvis' baby.

 

[DesEsseintes]

"It's been inside me for three years now and doesn't want to come out."

 

[1HF]

But the doctor says if you reach in and pull hard enough, we may have a chance

 

[Laurel]

The infection has cleared up, and I hear the insurance will cover the fender damage.

 

[DesEsseintes]

On the other hand, Bobby's been diagnosed with dry rot and will need this topical cream applied internally at four hour intervals.

 

[unregistered]

 

[PayDay]

I was completely unaware of just how illegal nudity could be, not to mention the frostbite.

 

[Libsam]

*continues writing after jotting down the number of the smokin hottie who struck-up a flirtatious conversation*

 

[PayDay]

Honestly, I don't know why I thought I could plug the blender into it.

 

[Skiddles2014]

Take it to the playground, knob.

 

[PayDay]

After that, the ants just wouldn't stop screaming.

 

[FGB]

I tried to change who I am but sadly,the voices are a harsh task mistress!

 

[richard_daily]

I fell in love with you the day that you rolled down the sand dune and into my arms.

 

[PayDay]

I'll bring the cheese and oranges, you bring the cell phone.

 

[Libsam]

I want to erect a throne within your padded walls.