The naughtiest Songs around.

[Saiyaman]

Let's be honest here, from day one, music and sex were eternally linked. Ask a gigging musician what his motives are for getting into music and one of the things you'll hear the most is "Because it gets me laid!" And there's a lot of musical genres with names coming from sex. What else did you think "Rock and Roll" stood for. And "Jazz" comes from new Orleans to describe what was going on in brothels. It came from the phrase "Who's Jazzing her?"

So let's talk about songs about sex.

One artist who always wore his heart behind his zipper is of course Prince. On his early records (like "Dirty Mind" and "Controversy") he had songs about getting a blowjob ("Head"), incest ("Dear little sister"), Cunnilingus ("Soft and wet") and about getting it with a strap-on ("Do me baby")
Go here to see Prince perform "Head" live in 1987

It's kind of funny to know that Lou Reed's "Walk on the wildside" and The Kinks (Just the name alone "KINKS") "Lola" still have a lot of airplay on mainstream radio, when both songs are actually about transsexuals and gay sex.

Then there's Led Zeppelin's "Whole lotta love". With lines like "Way down inside, I'm gonna give you every inch of my love." it's a real no brainer really.

But there are also a lot of songs about Masturbation. "(I can't get no) Satisfaction") by the Rolling Stones is a good example. It's a song about a guy not being able to get laid and resorts to "handy work" (that's why it made no sense into Britney Spears covering that song) Another good example of a "Jerk off" song is "Pictures of Lilly" by the who.

Okay you guys feel free to post more.

 

[bisexplicit]

And somehow, you managed to forget songs like "I Touch Myself" or "Sexual Healing."

I think those would be the obvious starters.

 

[center_stage]

The Touch of my hand by Britney Spears. Milkshake by Kelis.

 

[slowgo]

Dreamgirl by Dave Matthews Band

I'm watching you asleep
Lying face down in the grass in the park in the middle of a hot afternoon
You're top was untied and I thought how nice, it'd be to follow the sweat down your spine....

You and me wake up and make love after a deep sleep where I was dreaming

 

[Quoll]

Skyhooks

You Just Like Me 'Cos I'm Good In Bed (G.Macainsh)


You just like me 'cos I'm good in bed (X 4)

You just like me 'cos I'm good in bed
Yeah that's what your girlfriend said
You just like me 'cos I give you some head
You just like me 'cos I'm good in bed

Well I'll meet you in the pub at two minutes to ten
You're all ready to go
Six bottles of beer and a sneer on your face
I'd run but I'm much too slow

You just like me 'cos I'm good in bed (X 4)

At half past one I'm flat on the floor
Caught like a rat in a trap
Fifteen times a week and you still want more
God you talk such crap

You just like 'cos I'm good in bed (X 4)

You imagine yourself as Mick Jagger's girlfriend
He wouldn't even spit in your eye
I bet you he don't get raped every weekend
I feel so weak I could die

You just like me 'cos I'm good in bed (X 4)

You just like me 'cos I'm good in bed
Yeah that's what your girlfriend said
You just like me 'cos I'm good in bed
You just like me 'cos I'm good in bed

When this was sung in concert the chorus was usually changed by the audience to "You just like me 'cos I give good head."

 

[Quoll]

If you don't know what twisties are, just sibstitute crisps.

Smut (R.Symons)


Slip into a cinema and give yourself a treat
Better take a raincoat could be sticky on the seat
Open up you Twisties and open up your fly
Pictures start to flicker as your hand moves down your thigh

If your mother knew what you were doing
She'd probably hang her head and cry
And if she thought that you were whipping the dripping
She'd give you a belt, extract all the teeth of your fly

Munchy Munchy Twisties the shorts are such a drag
Make a little opening in the other end of your bag
Now put your Twisties right down there in your lap
No-one ever guesses whatsit's in the pack

If your mother knew what you were doing...etc.

Ooh la la la la la la la la...etc.

Better get a grip on yourself
You better pull yourself together..

Picture's almost over but still your not quite there
John Wayne pulls his gun out and you wish he'd some to spare
Then they turn the lights on and people start to stare
You find you've got a boot full and your coat's stuck to the chair

If your mother knew what you were doing...etc.

Ooh la la la la la la la la...etc.

 

[eudaemonia]

Rhino has an excellent compilation of "race records" -- R-n-B from the 50s -- called Risque Rhythm, featuring lyrics laced with cheap double entendre galore. This is stuff you *could not* hear on mainstream radio back then. It's one of my fave CDs.

 

[hdlynnette]

Clarence Carter - Strokin'


Strokin'

When I start makin´ love
I don´t just make love...
I be strokin´
That´s what I be doin´, huh
I be strokin´

I stroke it to the east
And I stroke it to the west
And I stroke it to the woman that I love the best
I be strokin´

Let me ask you somethin´...
What time of the day do you like to make love
Have you ever made love just before breakfast
Have you ever made love while you watched the late, late show
Well, let me ask you this
Have you ever made love on a couch
Well, let me ask you this
Have you ever made love on the back seat of a car
I remember one time I made love on the back seat of a car
And the police came and shined his light on me, and I said:
´I´m strokin´, that´s what I´m doin´, I be strokin´´

I stroke it to the east
And I stroke it to the west
And I stroke it to the woman that I love the best
I be strokin´

Let me ask you something...
How long has it been since you made love, huh?
Did you make love yesterday
Did you make love last week
Did you make love last year
Or maybe it might be that you plannin´ on makin´ love tonight
But just remember, when you start making love
You make it hard, long, soft, short
And be strokin´
I be strokin´

I stroke it to the east
And I stroke it to the west
And I stroke it to the woman that I love the best, huh
I be strokin´

Now when I start making love to my woman
I don´t stop until I know she´s sas-ified
And I can always tell when she gets sas-ified
´Cause when she gets sas-fied she start calling my name
She´d say: ´Clarence Carter, Clarence Carter, Clarence Carter
Clarence Carter, ooooh shit, Clarence Carter´
The other night I was strokin´ my woman
And it got so good to her, you know what she told me
Let me tell you what she told me, she said:
´Stroke it Clarence Carter, but don´t stroke so fast
If my stuff ain´t tight enough, you can stick it up my...´ WOO!

I be strokin´ Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
I be strokin´

I stroke it to the east
And I stroke it to the west
And I stroke it to the woman that I love the best, huh
I be strokin´
I be strokin´ Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
I be strokin´, Yeah!
I be strokin´

I stroke it to the north
I stroke it to the south
I stroke it everywhere
I even stroke it with my... WOO!

I be strokin´
I be strokin´ Ha! Ha!
I be strokin´

 

[TBKahuna123]

I can't believe no one has mentioned "Let's get it on" but Marvin Gaye!

And just about anything performed by a band in spandex with big hair between 1984 and 1991 should qualify.

 

[pleasteasme]

Milkshake by Kelis.

Should I be offended if someone told me this song reminded him of me?!

 

[Straight-8]

'Popsicle Toes' - Diana Krall
'You Got the Right Key (but you're workin on the wrong keyhole)' - Betsie Carter
'I've Got to See You Again' - Nora Jones
'Closin' Time' - Leonard Cohen

 

[Cockyfox]

I cannot believe that no one mentioned NIN-fuck you like an animal or Buckcherry-crazy bitch!!!

 

[WyoD_S]

Bloodhound Gang - Discovery Channel Song
Yin Yang Twins - Pull My Hair

 

[TBKahuna123]

I cannot believe that no one mentioned NIN-fuck you like an animal or Buckcherry-crazy bitch!!!

Believe it or not, I heard that NiN song ont he radio for the first time last night! My wife christened it our new theme song too! Of course, we were test driving her new car, so that might of had something to do with her attitude as well.

 

[Cockyfox]

<whiney> I want a new car!!!</whiney>

congrats on the new theme song

 

[Little Bird]

"Beat it upright" by KoRn

Also very good are several songs by In Extremo, but they are mostly in german. I think they made some of the best love songs ever because they are both very explicit and incredible romantic at the same time.

Also "Bitte, Bitte" (Please, Please) by Tanzwut (originaly from Die Ärzte, I think) is a very nice on, if you're kinky maybe one of the most romantic ever.

"I have a gift to you
I love you
My gift is me
Ask not why
You know the reason
From today I am yours
You hurt me
What else do I want
I'm the servant, you're the master
From today I'm only yours

Please let me
Please, please let me
Please, please let me
Let me be your slave

What you command I will do
I kiss the tip of your shoe
And when you beat me
I know you love me
I can't be saved
Whip me, chain me
From today I'm only yours"

 

[MagicFingers]

Louie Loui (SP?)

The original nasty sex song from the 60's,
Several different interpretations here:

Contrary to popular belief, there are NO official lyrics for the song. Richard Berry wrote a sort of sea shanty, but it was consolidated to the chorus. Rest assured the rest of the song was always meant to be dirty, just like the FBI thought.

Here you go...

Looweeloowhy ono sadday we gowgow
yeh yeh yeh yeh yeh sadday looweeloowhy oh bebay sadday we gowgow
Ayfain liyelkurwl away onee
eektatsh ahip oconstalee
ale wine shit wine all alowe
eenever acow aamay gitome

Aloowee loowhy nanananana heywegowgow
Oh no addeeloowee loowhy oh bebay heddeweegoddegow
Wenite andayo afaildefee
kaykogorld ocontoflee
a on ay shit awayteedair
agul ayrow mowinherrair

Aloowee loowhy oh no heddewegowgow
ya ya ya ya ya sadday loowee loowhy oh bebay heddeweegowgow
OWKAYLITSGITITOOWERITENEOW
teey.... teteeynow ingamymoowabow
theymuppeelow they peepeealow
theypayinarhear my artegen
aymebber ay mebbelayergen

Looweeloowhy ono sadday we gowgow
yeh yeh yeh yeh yeh sadday looweeloowhy oh bebay sadday we gowgow
Ayseddewegoddegownow
Beybeeconnoweekot
Etco!

Unfortunately, the "official" lyrics are as follows:


"Louie Louie, oh no
Me gotta go
Aye-yi-yi-yi, I said
Louie Louie, oh baby
Me gotta go

Fine little girl waits for me
Catch a ship across the sea
Sail that ship about, all alone
Never know if I make it home

CHORUS

Three nights and days I sail the sea
Think of girl, constantly
On that ship, I dream she's there
I smell the rose in her hair.

CHORUS

Okay, let's give it to 'em, right now!

GUITAR SOLO

See Jamaica, the moon above
It won't be long, me see me love
Take her in my arms again
Tell her I'll never leave again

CHORUS

Let's take it on outa here now
Let's go!!"


Humming in Hungary,
Ellie
or this...

"Oh, Louie Louie, oh no
Get her way down low
Oh, Louie Louie, oh baby
Get her down low

A fine little girl a-waiting for me
She's just a girl across the way
We'll take her and park all alone
She's never a girl I lay at home

At night at ten I lay her again
Fuck you girl, oh all the way
Oh my bed and I lay her there
I meet a rose in her hair

Okay, let's give it to them right now!
She's got a rag on I'll move above
It won't be long she'll slip it off
I'll take her in my arms again
I'll tell her I'll never leave again

Get that broad out of here!"

Googling on Good Terms,
Ellie

 

[Hellfire75]

CrazyBitch by Buckcherry

Alright
Break me down
You got a lovely face
We're going to your place
and now you got to freak me out
Scream so loud getting fucking laid
You wanted me to stay
but I got to make my way

Chorus
Hey you're a crazy bitch
but you fuck so good I'm on top of it
When I dream I'm doing you all night
Scratches all down my back to keep me right on

(Repeat)

Take it all the paper is your game
You jump in bed with fame
Another one night paid in full
you're so fine it won't be a loss
Cashing in the rocks just to get you face to face

Chorus
Hey you're a crazy bitch
but you fuck so good I'm on top of it
When I dream I'm doing you all night
Scratches all down my back to keep me right on

(Repeat)

Get the video
Fuck you so good
Get the video
Fuck you so good

Crazy bitch
Crazy bitch
Crazy
Bitch

Chorus
Hey you're a crazy bitch
but you fuck so good I'm on top of it
When I dream I'm doing you all night
Scratches all down my back to keep me right on

Hey you're a crazy bitch
but you fuck so good I'm on top of it
When I dream I'm doing you all night
Scratches all down my back
Come on

Baby girl
You want it all
To be a star you'll have to go down
Take it off
No need to talk
You're crazy but I like the way you fuck me

Chorus
Hey you're a crazy bitch
but you fuck so good I'm on top of it
When I dream I'm doing you all night
Scratches all down my back to keep me right on

(Repeat)

You keep me right on
You're crazy but I like the way you fuck me

 

[Saiyaman]

How about "Special secret song inside" by the Red Hot Chili peppers, it doesn't get more obvious than that.

Well my land lady, she lives
three houses away
she claims that she can hear my baby screaming
to me "Fuck me Anthony,
well Anthony"

I want to party on your pussy, baby
I want to party on, party on your pussy
I want to party on your pussy, baby
I want to party on your pussy, yeah, yeah, yeah

Struck by lust in a telephone booth
busted by a cop, he said "That's uncouth"
he said that he can hear my baby screeming
to me "Fuck me Anthony,
well Anthony"

I want to party on your pussy, baby
I want to party on, party on your pussy
I want to party on your pussy, baby
I want to party on your pussy, yeah, yeah, yeah

I want to party on your pussy, baby

I want to party on your pussy
I want to party on your pussy, baby
I want to party on your pussy

I want to party on your pussy, baby
I want to party on your pussy
I want to party on your little pussy, girl
I want to party on your pussy

Let me shine your diamond
the girl got a scratch
slap that cat
have mercy

I want to party on your pussy, baby
I want to party on, party on your pussy
I want to party on your pussy, baby
I want to party on your pussy, yeah, yeah, yeah

 

[TheWickedMe]

edited

 

[PG13]

Probably tame by today's standards, but I immediately thought of "Sex (I'm a..)" by Berlin


Feel the fire, feel my love inside you it's so right
There's the sound and the smell of love in my mind
I'm a toy, come and play with me, say the word now
Wrap your legs around mine and ride me tonight

I'm a man - I'm a goddess
I'm a man - Well I'm a virgin
I'm a man - I'm a blue movie
I'm a man - I'm a bitch
I'm a man - I'm a geisha
I'm a man - I'm a little girl
And we make love together

Slip and slide in your wet delight, feel the blood flow
Not too fast, don't be slow, my love's in your hands

I'm a man - I'm a boy
I'm a man - Well I'm your mother
I'm a man - I'm a one night stand
I'm a man - Am I bi
I'm a man - I'm a slave
I'm a man - I'm a little girl
And we make love together

Skin to skin, tongue to oooh! Come on honey hold tight
Come inside, it's a passion play just for you
Let's get lost in that magic place all alone now
Drink your fill from my fountain of love, wet your lips

I'm a man - I'm a teaser
I'm a man - Well I'm a virgin
I'm a man - I'm a one night stand
I'm a man - I'm a drug
I'm a man - Well I'm your slave
I'm a man - I'm a dream divine
And we make love together

I'm a man - I'm a goddess
I'm a man - I'm a hooker
I'm a man - I'm a blue movie
I'm a man - I'm a slut
I'm a man - I'm a geisha
I'm a man - I'm YOUR babe
I'm a man - I'm a dream divine
And we make love together
And we'll make love forever

 

[Bandit58]

"Beat it upright" by KoRn

Also very good are several songs by In Extremo, but they are mostly in german. I think they made some of the best love songs ever because they are both very explicit and incredible romantic at the same time.

Also "Bitte, Bitte" (Please, Please) by Tanzwut (originaly from Die Ärzte, I think) is a very nice on, if you're kinky maybe one of the most romantic ever.

"I have a gift to you
I love you
My gift is me
Ask not why
You know the reason
From today I am yours
You hurt me
What else do I want
I'm the servant, you're the master
From today I'm only yours

Please let me
Please, please let me
Please, please let me
Let me be your slave

What you command I will do
I kiss the tip of your shoe
And when you beat me
I know you love me
I can't be saved
Whip me, chain me
From today I'm only yours"

This one from Stahlhammer

Schlag Mich/Beat Me
Bitte, bitte, bitte schlag mich
Bitte, bitte, bitte schlag mich doch
Bitte, bitte, bitte schlag mich
Bitte, bitte, bitte schlag mich doch

Mit der peitsche, mit der riemen
komm und schlag mir tiefe strienen
Mit der peitsche, mit der riemen
Bitte, bitte, bitte schlag mich doch

Stich in die wunden meiner seele
Scließ die augen und genieß es doch
Tief in die wunde meiner seele
Scließ die augen und genieß es doch

Schlag auf schlag
Tief in meine wunden
Schlag mich, schlag mich
Schlag mich, denn es solllte liebe sein

Mit der geißel, mit dem leder
Mit der rute, mit dem eichenstock
Mit der geißel, mit dem leder
Bitte, bitte, bitte schlag mich doch

Mit der peitsche, mit der riemen
komm und schlag mir tiefe strienen
Mit der peitsche, mit der riemen
Bitte, bitte, bitte schlag mich doch

Please, please, please beat me
Please, please, please, just beat me
Please, please, please beat me
Please, please, please, just beat me

With the whip, with the belt
Come and beat deep welts on me
With the whip, with the belt
Please, please, please beat me yet

Stab into the wounds of my soul
Close the eyes and just enjoy it
Deep into the wounds of my soul
Close the eyes and just enjoy it

Beat for beat
Deep into my wounds
Beat me, beat me
Beat me, because it had to be love

With the scourge, with the leather
with the rod, with the oak wood stick
With the scourge, with the leather
Please, please, please beat me yet

With the whip, with the belt
Come and beat deep welts on me
With the whip, with the belt
Please, please, please, just beat me

 

[Bandit58]

When I first heard this I nearly fell out of my chair

Please Don't Hate Me - Insane Clown Posse

I gotta tell him, I gotta be a man and handle my business
I know he's gonna hate me, I gotta call'em

What up dawg, what you been up to
Oh yeah, well thats cool, check it out
Me and you, we been down for a while right
We been here and there, we been pretty tight
Somethin happened last night that you might get upset about
But hear me out, I didnt mean nothin by it,
Im gonna make this quick
I gave your momma this dick
I dunno how it happened
I just know my nuts and her itch was slappin'
I was over there mowin' the grass
And I could feel her eyes all up on my ass
And then i went inside to make a phone call
And there she was with a tittie hanging out her bra
One thing just led to another
Next thing you know I was butt-fucking your mother

Please dont hate me
But I been fuckin your mother loose lately Please dont hate me
I never said I loved the hoe
Please dont hate me
But I been fuckin your mother loose lately Please dont hate me
You never should have trusted a juggalo

Dont hang up, I still got more
Your momma gives head like a heroin whore
I wasnt thinking about you as my bud
When she spread my butt cheeks and went for the milkdud
We broke out with your grandpa's gin
And got drunk, I fucked her with a bowling pin
She's freaky, her nipples look like peanuts
Your mommas one of my favorite sluts
She likes lickin from the back of my balls
To the tip of my dick with one big lick
She calls me her big teddy bear
I chase her around in my underwear
I admit I like spanking her butt
I used your sock though to catch my nut
Dont worry, I put it back, I knew I better
Thats why your toes been stickin together

Please dont hate me
But I been fuckin your mother loose lately Please dont hate me
I never said I loved the hoe
Please dont hate me
But I been fuckin your mother loose lately Please dont hate me
You never should have trusted a juggalo

Maybe they call you a termihater
If this was a swamp youd be a allihater
You could use a could glass of haterade
Sure come up, bring the allihater

Your moms ass looks like oatmeal yo
Its bumpy and grainy, I like the feel though
And I aint trying to diss her either
Im only sayin I wish you would trim her beaver some
Every hair is like a foot long
Bitch looks like a werewolf wearing a thong sometimes
Its allright with me though
I dont mind as long as I can find the pee hole
And your dad so dumb he's knowing nuthin
Here I am stuffin her muffin
Not to mention the pickle buffin
And I hope me and you are still cool
Im spending the night so she can drive me to school tomorrow
And we plan on fuckin again, allright, Ill talk to you again
Peace EMINEM

(Jesus someone got fucked up nigga)

Please dont hate me
But I been fuckin your mother loose lately Please dont hate me
I never said I loved the hoe
Please dont hate me
But I been fuckin your mother loose lately Please dont hate me
You never should have trusted a juggalo Please dont hate me
But I been fuckin your mother loose lately Please dont hate me
I never said I loved the hoe
Please dont hate me
But I been fuckin your mother loose lately Please dont hate me
You never should have trusted a juggalo

 

[rthnck]

"My Sharona" by the Knack and almost anything else by the Knack such as
"Baby Talks Dirty", "That's What the Little Girls Do", "Good Girls Don't"

"Sugar Walls" by Sheena Easton
"Pour Some Sugar on Me" by Def Leppard"


Ooh my little pretty one, pretty one.
When you gonna give me some time, Sharona?
Ooh you make my motor run, my motor run.
Gun it comin' off the line Sharona
Never gonna stop, give it up.
Such a dirty mind. Always get it up for the touch
of the younger kind. My my my i yi woo. M M M My Sharona...

Come a little closer huh, ah will ya huh.
Close enough to look in my eyes, Sharona.
Keeping it a mystery gets to me
Running down the length of my thighs, Sharona
Never gonna stop, give it up. Such a dirty mind.
Always get it up for the touch
of the younger kind. My my my i yi woo. M M M My Sharona...

When you gonna give it to me, give it to me.
It is just a matter of time Sharona
Is it just destiny, destiny?
Or is it just a game in my mind, Sharona?
Never gonna stop, give it up.
Such a dirty mind. Always get it up for the touch
of the younger kind. My my my i yi woo. M M M My Sharona...

 

[glynndah]

Rosie by Jackson Browne


But rosie you’re all right -- you wear my ring
When you hold me tight -- rosie that’s my thing
When you turn out the light -- I’ve got to hand it to me
Looks like it’s me and you again tonight rosie