The Must-'Tard thread

[4est_4est_Gump]

But Karl...



On your French-fried taters?

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Mama always said...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I Pulp Fiction mine.


Yep, mayo.


Junior mixes mayo, mustard, and ketchup and stirs it into some funny-colored mess that if it cam out of you, you'd know Death was imminent.


I ues mustard if they're short on mayo. Italian dressing is good, too.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Laurel kicked me out of my own thread when I tried to post...


Hmm, hmm.


I like them instant taters loaded with cheese, bacon, sour cream, onion and garlic.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Grrrl's got wood for ya, lemme tellya.


I don't do no instant taters, but I think Mom slipped some in on me last time she made Xmas dinner.


Mom ain't much of a cook. No wife of mine has ever had to fear a culinary comparison.


The divorces must have had other causes.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

http://noyouare.lixlink.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/slingblade.jpg

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I call our new dispatcher Forrest.


And not Nathan Bedford, either.


He's a really nice guy . . .


but lacks Momma's colloquial wisdom.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Just so you know, I still cannot post in your thread.


I even rebooted it.


Ima 'tard...

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I had a guy on my crew that we called Gump.


He didn't stick around long...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I think this guy will stick around, but not dispatching.


Here, maybe if we holla out the window, more will appear.

http://40.media.tumblr.com/d1611082b20ae49bc1925e5749a952e8/tumblr_nimjdpwEL71qij4o1o1_1280.jpg

 

[Cucumber_lover]

#geriatrichomosflirting

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Holla!

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I fucking hate fat guys.

http://img.pandawhale.com/post-25897-Clint-Eastwood-standoff-gif-co-ahX9.gif

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Tuco!

 

[Wat_Tyler]

There's more than one Tuco now . . .


kinda like Tuco Night Specials at La Cantina Mexicana.

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view5/2537414/tuco-relax-o.gif

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Twoco...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Something like that, diagonal stripes and all.


I guess it's better to have Twocos than Onecos. Threecos????


Fivecos are right the fuck out!!!!


Off to work for a bit.

http://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2013/07/07-5-tuco-crazy.gif

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

What a piece of work is a man, how noble in reason, how
infinite in faculties, in form and moving how express and
admirable, in action how like an angel, in apprehension how like
a god! the beauty of the world, the paragon of animals—and yet,
to me, what is this quintessence of dust? Man delights not me—
nor woman neither, though by your smiling you seem to say so.
Hamlet

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byEGjLU2egA