The most awkward or funny thing that happened during sex.....

[dirtycarol]

What's the most awkward or funny thing that has happened to you during sex?


For me, it was the time my husband and I were camping in Virginia. We had just bought a 20' camper and had it parked in a camp ground in the Shennandoah Valley, (with several hunderd others). After an evening of drinking and a music session held by the local talent we retired to our trailer very horny.

After some great oral sex and toying with each other we engaged in some fantastic intercourse. I'm normally somewhat quiet but, this night it must have been really good because I remember moaning loudly and almost screaming a few times! We were in several different positions and I had orgasimed several times when it happened.............The bed/couch fell from its supports and dumped us on the floor!

My husband cursed and began to look at it to figure out how to fix it. I was focused on that gleaming cock in front of me and took it in my mouth and finnished him off......The bed could wait, I knew I had to make him cum while he was still hard and throbbing, it wouldn't be the same later.

Oh, and yes....Several people heard us in our reveling throws of marrital bliss. At the time, I couldn't controll myself and the next day a young woman from the next to ours said to me, "Sounded like YOU had fun last night, What was the loud thump though?"

 

[warmnhard]

God, that sounded like a hot time!


The most akward thing happened to me several times...getting caught in a hotel room in th emiddle of the act...during the day and the maid...or the janitor...or the repairman caught us at diferent hotels....bizzare

 

[ero_dream]

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[ShirKhan]

Can't decide.

Either the time I was headed for the home stretch on top of a southern society femme and she farted...testicles felt like wind chimes in a hurricane...I laughed so hard I fell out...

Or...

The time my gf and I were making love outdoors next to a mountain river in southern Oregon and lying naked and complete in the sun afterwards, heard an engine start up, and further up the hill the logging truck and drivers who had been watching us on the sly proceeded to the next event of their day...

And then there's...

The time I was living on the boat and anchored by USF in Tampa Bay, Florida. I met someone special and was taking her back to the boat to get to know her better, got back to the university dock and found my dinghy had been ripped off. So I jumped in the water, swam to my sailboat, untied it from the mooring and towed it to the dock by swim power so she could climb on! I was highly motivated!...Then I towed the sailboat back to the mooring ball, climbed aboard, dried off, and got out of my wet clothes...
In the morning we woke up and she cried "Oh God I'm late for work" and I'm in the water again, towing the sailboat to the dock. As I'm doing so, the classes all empty and a couple thousand students walking between classes got to grin to each other seeing me towing a sailboat to shore to drop off my lady...

 

[akazie]

One time I choked on my Husbands cum. He thought it would be funny to tell about 5 guys about it

 

[thebarber69]

Ok, this one happened many a year ago, but I think she would still remember it. Tipical missionary position, and I'm getting ready to drop my seed in her, but I did not feel her cat that had just came in from out doors, but this was dead winter, and that damn cat came up and took a good sniff at my balls. Cold wet nose on your sack at just that moment, it just made me flinch, and drove her head right threw the wall, screaming from pain and the orgams she just had, and me just loosing it from that sudden shock of the cold wet nose on me. Well she just looked at me after pulling her out of the wall, and said "We got to do that again, that was the most intense cum I ever had!"

And on a foot note, I always made sure the cat was out and it's door was locked, once was enough for me...

 

[brittkitty87]

I know that there have been some funny moments, but I can't think of them right now. Although on multiple occasions I have burst out laughing during sex. I am extremely ticklish on my neck, especially when people breathe on my neck. And when my b/f is on top of me, that happens quite often. I try to not laugh, but eventually it happens, and I often either push him out of me, or it just ruins the mood for a few minutes. And then after having laughed from being tickled, I laugh because I think it's funny that I started laughing in the first place.

 

[johnnieblue44]

What's the most awkward or funny thing that has happened to you during sex?


For me, it was the time my husband and I were camping in Virginia. We had just bought a 20' camper and had it parked in a camp ground in the Shennandoah Valley, (with several hunderd others). After an evening of drinking and a music session held by the local talent we retired to our trailer very horny.

After some great oral sex and toying with each other we engaged in some fantastic intercourse. I'm normally somewhat quiet but, this night it must have been really good because I remember moaning loudly and almost screaming a few times! We were in several different positions and I had orgasimed several times when it happened.............The bed/couch fell from its supports and dumped us on the floor!

My husband cursed and began to look at it to figure out how to fix it. I was focused on that gleaming cock in front of me and took it in my mouth and finnished him off......The bed could wait, I knew I had to make him cum while he was still hard and throbbing, it wouldn't be the same later.

Oh, and yes....Several people heard us in our reveling throws of marrital bliss. At the time, I couldn't controll myself and the next day a young woman from the next to ours said to me, "Sounded like YOU had fun last night, What was the loud thump though?"

How's Dirk?

 

[Guest]

farting during sex.....kinda ruins it for me

 

[stud44slo]

my ex and i were goin at it at her parent's house and she had me cuffed down riding me as hard as she could. she was riding me so hard that she finally went so hard that i actually felt like damage had been done to my cock. i told her that she broke my cock and we both couldn't stop laughing. didn't end up finishing, but it was a good time nonetheless

 

[Franglais71]

My then g/f was ridding me and we were both so into it didn't notice my mother walked in to get us up, talk about a downer...........well we finished it in the pool later.....

 

[Iamcanadian28]

For me it had to be when my GF and I were going at it standing up in the shower. She put he foot up on the soap tray to get better penetration and we were going at it good and hard and she must have gotten excited and put her wieght on that leg and it broke and fell off in the shower.

She was living with her sister, who was in her room and didn't know we were in their together. So i had to quickly escape to my GF's room and she had to explain how the hell that happened to her sister. It was damn funny, trying to keep a straight face.

 

[gloriann]

I fell asleep giving head to my ex. I was exhausted from working a double shift and she still wanted... so I tried... I tried...

 

[johnnieblue44]

Asian woman

I was fucking an Asian woman who struggled a bit with the native tongue, so to speak..and I guess it's true that Asian guys aren't exaclty known for being well hung..and as I fucked her for the third time, she looked at me and said.."OH, Boy, Johnnie..you have playboy ding-dong"..

 

[read2me]

Mine would have to be when my girlfriend farted during sex. It has happened twice. Kind of hard to get in the mood cause i'm worried it'll happen again. The worst part of it is she told her 20 yr old daughter that lives with us all about it.

 

[OnlyInDreams]

Just the other day we had this happen. And I couldn't continue.....

DP and I were having some fun in the shower. I'm all ready to go and I bend over, to take it from behind (no anal, but still a good time). He starts pumping away and I look down and notice that my tits (I'm a *well endowed* gal) were swinging around, in a complete circle, in time to his pumping. I just started busting a gut and then I had to stop.

It's a good thing we have a fabulous sex life AND we love to laugh. That way, we can laugh, then get back to the fucking.

 

[cyber_nice_guy]

My ex and I were getting it on one night and just as things heated up her two cats jumped up on the bed. I felt their fur brush me but otherwise had my attention focussed elsewhere. She was starting to kiss down my body, about to go down on me when I glanced over at the cats and started laughing, and she did too when see saw it. Imitating us, the cats were humping. By the way, both cats are male.

 

[SydneyScorpio]

I was with this Scottish girl one time. We had just finished a rather intense session after a couple of hours, when her pussy made that funny little farting sound. She was so embarassed! She was trying to apologise in her very heavy accent, while attempting to cover her pussy with both hands. I rolled off the bed because I was laughing so hard. Very funny stuff!

 

[slayerofrain]

Well let's see there was a time when I was doing my ex from behind so deep and hard, she ended up queefing on me, I couldn't stop laughing while she was quite embrassed. Then there was another time when she had to get up and use the washroom because I was going too deep or hard or something that triggered her need to use the washroom.

 

[Missdemeanour]

Was babysitting with my then boyfriend, we were getting down and dirty on the sofa when the couple came home early.. we hurredly managed to get ourselves decent before they got through the door, chatting and talking afterwards they asked if we'd like coffee and the woman asked if i'd help but I reclined pretending i was watching something on the tv, I was staying there the night and so the couple went up to bed and my boyfriend asked why I wouldnt help with the coffee and i stood up to show him Id got one of my shoes stuck down the back of my jeans in my hurry to get dressed lol

x

 

[Macdaddy23]

How did the couple not see the shoe in your jeans??

 

[Chainzz]

Was babysitting with my then boyfriend, we were getting down and dirty on the sofa when the couple came home early.. we hurredly managed to get ourselves decent before they got through the door, chatting and talking afterwards they asked if we'd like coffee and the woman asked if i'd help but I reclined pretending i was watching something on the tv, I was staying there the night and so the couple went up to bed and my boyfriend asked why I wouldnt help with the coffee and i stood up to show him Id got one of my shoes stuck down the back of my jeans in my hurry to get dressed lol

x

lmao ... priceless

 

[WriterDom]

Fucking her from behind on the bed and her dog carries in his stuffed animal toy, sets it down, and fucks it staring at me the whole time.

 

[cyber_nice_guy]

Fucking her from behind on the bed and her dog carries in his stuffed animal toy, sets it down, and fucks it staring at me the whole time.

Similar to my cat experience above. Funny stuff

 

[krackheadkathy]

once i started giggling and laughin so hard my bf left pissed... i couldnt stop... he thought i was makin fun of him..i swear i wasnt..uhhmm... second i also had a pussy fartin experience... very embarassing at the time.. thank god im more experienced now and i dont let the silly shit get to oops me