The Most Annoying Username

[Dixon Carter Lee]

p p man is pretty fucking annoying, with those single lowercase letters and no period or even hyphens. DéjàNu is annoying, too -- does she expect us to come up with those little accent marks all the time? Is it Todd o'Vision or Todd-O-Vision? Isn't tulip2lipservice a bit redundant? Why does *bratcat* want me to use the shift keys? And I know Dixon Carter Lee is a pain, because no one ever call me me that, I always get Dix or Dixie or some random alphabet souping mixture of DCL, like DLC.

"Unregistered" is looking better and better.

 

[perks]

Someone had bitchflakes for breakfast.

 

[lovetoread]

Bitchflakes?

Does it do to you what bran flakes do?

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

And don't even get me started on people who put a little "_" between their names.

 

[RawHumor]

Bitchflakes?

Does it do to you what bran flakes do?

Sorta... but out the other end.

 

[lovetoread]

heh.. That was cute.

 

[plasticman33]

Well DCL or DLC, or LDC, or CLD, or LCD, or CDL, or Dix........

Shorten it up! Plasticman33 sure isn't the best possible selection!

 

[perks]

And don't even get me started on people who put a little "_" between their names.

I put that in for you, Dixie. It's where you're supposed to fit.

 

[Sillyman]

Speaking as someone who has frequented fantasy RPG boards where people have usernames like dungflopgrobble Schittackrieaieaieial of Czhchfriaielololioenia, I say you people have it easy.

 

[cutie pie]

I went for simplicity. . .short words, no caps and no punctuation. But, I'm guessing somebody will find fault with it. . .

cutie pie

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

You'd better change it to "_____________________".

 

[RawHumor]

And don't even get me started on people who put a little "_" between their names.

That's a bit of a leftover from other forums which don't allow spaces. Underscores are almost as common as Popes around here.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Speaking as someone who has frequented fantasy RPG boards where people have usernames like dungflopgrobble Schittackrieaieaieial of Czhchfriaielololioenia, I say you people have it easy.

Good fucking point.

 

[perks]

You'd better change it to "_____________________".

It's a magical underscore. If you rub it, it gets longer.

 

[AzureAngel]

I find mine extremely obnoxious.

Really, is it a boy? Is it a girl? What the hell is it? Why is it so long? What's an AzureAngel, anyways? Is it an angel, really? What God does it serve? Any? Can an angel exist without a God? How about a blue one? I've never met a blue one. Is that possible? Would everything be blue, even his pubes? What if I got a blue angel pube stuck in between my toes? Would that cure my athletes foot with its holy powers? Does it have holy powers?....

I'll stop there. I could go on for days.

 

[lovetoread]

Sheesh.

I put all of my words together just so you dont even have to hit the space bar to type my name.

The others did those things on purpose.

Didnt you get the memo about that meeting where we all discussed it?

 

[Wiggles]

I've never met a blue one. Is that possible? Would everything be blue, even his pubes?

Now this one has me wondering...


I like mine, short and sweet. Even if it is a damn verb.

 

[Problem Child]

ones I hate (this doesn't mean I hate the people, only their names)

fgvarb1 (or whatever the fuck it is).

freescfrfrrffr. What the fuck is that? All I can guess is it's something free, but hell if I know after that.

lildevilwithhalo. cum on. did it have to be that long? What's wrong with lildevil?

coloncancer. self explanatory.

lipscum. duh.

alexandraaah. I always have to backspace to make sure I use exactly three a's. that's a pain.


that goddamn "^^". What the fuck? I don't think i even did it right.

Good names:

riff

LRC

weevil

TWB

 

[DopeyAngel]

It's the people that try and put sentences for their usernames without using whole words, tlkshwqueen does that for me.......imasexygrluwandoitwime........ienjysukoksaldy.......those types...........and I love seXieleXie's name but I can never get my head round it.........then again I'm dopey and I'm sure you can all find fault with that.......

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I can never remember if there is a space between "Killer" and "Muffin". Thank God "KM" is so handy. I love those names with easy to recongize acroynms like PC and PH.

Other good names:

Endlessly

Laurel

Manu

Lavender

Wiggles (even if I can't figure out the damn avatar)

 

[DéjàNu]

I always get Dix or Dixie or some random alphabet souping mixture of DCL, like DLC.
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My favorite is LSD.... http://www.imgstudio.com/lthumb/042220021464354.jpg

and you see é and à arent so bad after all, I could have use some ô, ë, â, ç, ê... http://www.imgstudio.com/lthumb/042220021464251.jpg

 

[Problem Child]

more good names:

weed

Pixie

Angel

Zedd. I really like the name Zedd.

Scylis. Takes a while to remember the spelling, but easy to type.

Never.

Siren.

 

[perks]

My name is kickass. Fuck y'all.

Everyone knows you're supposed to call me perks. Jesus, even I don't use my whole name.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I hate all the eye-chart names, especially if they come with digits.

But, as bad as they are, I sitll hate "p p man" the most, because it just feels so wrong when you type it.

Go ahead, and try it right now. Type: p p man at the beginning of a sentence. Your finges want to hit the shift key, twice, or put a period after each "p".

p p man p p pisses me off.

 

[perks]

goddamnit I'm posting behind you again.

ppman ppman ppman

Not having a problem. Maybe it's because I have fingers not finges.