the morning after blow job

[neci]

once upon a time there was a job named blow. blow liked to walk the streets at night talking to the cats. one night, after crawling out of a dumpster with a live tuna, blow twisted his ankle in a puddle of splooge. the tuna swam away, and all the cats cried. blow was fired by the man with a toupee and no one lived happily ever after. except for the tuna. the end.

 

[beetlebum]

very compelling story!

did the tuna have a name? sashimi, maybe?

 

[phrodeau]

very compelling story!

did the tuna have a name? sashimi, maybe?

I thought steak would be a more appropriate partner than tuna.

 

[neci]

very compelling story!

did the tuna have a name? sashimi, maybe?

the tuna was quite secretive. i heard he had six or seven names all lined up in a row. if you guess the wrong one, the hook is pulled out.

I thought steak would be a more appropriate partner than tuna.

the cow was busy with the moon, so there was no steak last night.

 

[neci]

last night manu, laurel and a guy i had a crush on during my sophomore year of college were all in my dream. manu was dressed up like cher, and laurel was very cute. the guy offered me legal advice and told me i could owe him. his wife was very nice. we flew in the sky and made sure she crossed the street safely. then i checked into a hotel for 11 days. there were 100 hotels set up like apartment complexes all around the city. the lady told me how to find the bus. i could not read my DL numbers, so she made a copy of my ID. i did not get laid.

 

[beetlebum]

i can tune a guitar but by god, i have not been able to tuna fish.

 

[neci]

that's because you have no fins.

 

[mamasota]

So who do the cats talk to now?

 

[beetlebum]

no fins. therefore:
la historia sin fin?

 

[neci]

So who do the cats talk to now?

NPR. it really pisses of boat boy.

no fins. therefore:
la historia sin fin?

no. es el cuento con queso y arugula.

 

[beetlebum]

no. es el cuento con queso y arugula.

ah, vale! pues a mi me apetece ese cuento!

 

[mamasota]

no fins. therefore:
la historia sin fin?

LOL ay beetle, gracias! primera vez que me rio since anoche.

"sin fin" great line!! ¡que no paren la fiesta!

 

[mamasota]

NPR. it really pisses of boat boy.

no. es el cuento con queso y arugula.

Oh I thought that was goat boy

I prefer queso y cilantro

Qué tal, llnda?

 

[iansearchof]

You are so fuckin' clever

I shall follow you to the end of threads.

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

lol....

 

[Not Normal]

ah, vale! pues a mi me apetece ese cuento!

 

[beetlebum]

yesss

 

[mamasota]

yesss

ja ja! see what you started, beetle

sin fin

and now Not_Normal: tuna fish lol

¿hay más? really good!

 

[neci]

ah, vale! pues a mi me apetece ese cuento!

it was so tasty even the tuna had a bite.

Oh I thought that was goat boy

I prefer queso y cilantro

Qué tal, llnda?

comí queso de chivo para el almuerzo. tambien tuvo una siesta buenísima. me siento mejor que este mañana.

I shall follow you to the end of threads.

it is a dark and treacherous road. most who venture down it never return. then again, it was legend to have been painted yellow.

and a beacon of light and hope was bestowed upon the thread. the cats rose up in anticipation of the greatness yet to come.