The Miss Literotica Pageant

[R Nitelight]

OOC: If I can attract enough interest in this thread, I would like to hold the First Annual Miss Literotica Pageant. I'm looking for a couple of judges, as well as a few contestants willing to do anything to win the coveted title of Miss Literotica. There may also be roles for others (Host, coaches, S/O's, etc.) depending on how well the thread is doing.
Any interest?

Sincerely,
Judge Nitelight

 

[Roland Gilliad]

I WANNA BE A JUDGE! AND IM NOMINATING THE MIGHTY MISTRESS TIGGS!!!!!!

 

[TheFallen]

OOC: Would like to be head judge if you would be so kind.

 

[angie girl]

Well as I have said, my Mother always told me, Angela, you'll never understand the meaning of limits. So count me in as doing "anything".

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[Mackdaddy_74]

Well I was wanting to be a judge,what else do you have available?

 

[R Nitelight]

OOC: Thank you all for joining. I think I'll let people wander in for a day or so before settling on roles.

All are welcome.
Sign in please.

 

[Dirk13]

JUDGE JUDGE JUDGE!!! i agree wit tiggs, she coo and all that coo stuff.

 

[miles]

A late volunteer

I'll be the talent coordinator.

Dirty job, but someone has to......

 

[R Nitelight]

Ladies......

OOC: It's not going to be much of a pageant with only two contestants, no matter how beautiful they both are.

 

[goddess_euphoria]

Ok, all right, I hate pagents, but I think this one might be a little differant...

 

[Juliangel]

Count me in this could be fun!

 

[forgetunome]

Okay...Okay....

Nitelight you twisted my arm....Owie

I have never role played before and tonight I sign up for two...go figure!

I'll be whatever you want, and I'll do whatever your bidding

 

[Phoenix]

Hey waitaminute can I play too I am impartial judge that refuses to be conrupted by the lustful and devious mind of women in beauty pagents..........................................hahahhahhahahaha who am I fooling bring on the puppies

 

[Guest]

I'll be a contestant. What's the prize?


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[Renegade]

I want to be a contestant!

(You're not a woman you're a male you idiot)

Realy? *looks in pants* Well I'll be damned.

(How can you forget that you're a man?)

I don't know, how?

(...)

Well?

(You are such an idiot)

Hey I just wanted to see if I could join the thread.

(Ok then ask to be a judge or something)

Hey good idea. So I'm interested in joining the thread. Could I get a part as a judge? That would be cool if I can't be a contestant.

(Moron)

 

[Renegade]

So is this thread dead already or what? Seems like everybody left when I joined.

(told you you were going to piss people off by talking to yourself in that post)

Hey shut up!

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[R Nitelight]

OOC: The Rules

The rules are simple. There are no rules. We've had 14 people express interest. Some will drop out. Others may jump in later. This is going to be a chaotic, sloppy mess. Sounds perfect. Jump in anywhere.
On second thought, there is one rule.


EVERYONE HAVE FUN !!!!!!!!!!



OOC: Ronald Tramp. Billionaire real estate tycoon. Mid fifties, pretty well preserved. Known in the tabloids as 'The Ronald'. Likes to get married, and likes to put his name on stuff.




IC:

(Ronald Tramp is sitting in his well-appointed office in the sub-basement of the Tramp Casino and Hotel. He is surrounded by yesmen and lackies, all of whom are telling him of the preparations for the First Annual Miss Literotica Pageant, which is being funded by Tramp Enterprise.)



"Is everything ready?" I asked.
"Yes, Mister Tramp," they said in unison.
"Are the girls here?"
"Yes Mister Tramp,"
"Are the judges here?"
"Yes, Mister Tramp."
"Is the host here?"
"Yes, Mister Tramp"
"Is the press here?"
No one answered. The press was always here.
"Well, I guess that's it," I said. "Now go away."
One of the little trolls cleared his voice and actually raised his hand like a second grader.
"What?" I snapped.
"What about the chaperones, Mister Tramp?" he asked.
"We were supposed to get chaperones?" I asked.

 

[catlover]

I want to be the handsome guy that escorts the ladies down the stairs. Careful -I'm clumsy as hell tho

 

[Roland Gilliad]

ooc: RONALD!?! Ahem...ROLAND?
RONALD?!
I SEE A VERY BIG RESEMBLANCE HERE!!!

 

[LAVA GODDESSS]

who do i have to...........to get in this thread?

(j/k...but it is interesting, count me in wherever)

 

[Guest]

So is this thread dead already or what? Seems like everybody left when I joined.

(told you you were going to piss people off by talking to yourself in that post)

Hey shut up!

Yea, silly, we're waiting for R Nightlight to post. He was waiting a couple of days to see how much interest there was!http://smilecwm.tripod.com/net6/snore.gif

 

[mfucker]

OOC: You need more contestants. You got it. I have a feeling it's going to be tough to beat Moon though on this one...

 

[Guest]

OOC: You need more contestants. You got it. I have a feeling it's going to be tough to beat Moon though on this one...

lol.....right.....I'm sure I got it tied up already.....NOT!

Thanks for the compliment, though.....