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chrys said:
ROFL !!
those are great chrys !!
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ROFL !!
those are great chrys !!
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This might be a new method of never running out of toilet paper, however, it seems a tad extreme! 
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Or it could be a toilet made specifically for the ladies!Icey*Fire said:OMG AA I should have known !!!!!!!!!
That is just sick...
ROFLMAO
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wow I googled for Valentines candy..and look what I got....
I'll take it !!!!!
http://lynx.phpwebhosting.com/~sgroi/valentine1/v24.jpg
I'll take it !!!!!
http://lynx.phpwebhosting.com/~sgroi/valentine1/v24.jpg
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I got a new car radio for Christmas and it's really smart/voice activated. You shout "Country"; it plays Willie Nelson. You shout "Rock" and it plays The Rolling Stones. Some kids ran in front of my car the other day, I shouted "F***ING KIDS!" and it played Michael Jackson!"
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TEXAS - SURVIVOR SHOW
Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, Texas is planning to do its own, entitled "Survivor-Texas Style".
The contestants will start in Dallas, travel to Waco, Austin, San Antonio, over to Houston and down to Brownsville. They will then proceed up to Del Rio, on to El Paso, then to Midland, Odessa, Lubbock, and Amarillo. From there, they'll proceed to Abilene, Ft. Worth, and finally back to Dallas. Each will be driving a pink Volvo with a bumper sticker that reads: "I'm gay, I'm a vegetarian, I voted for Al Gore, George Strait Sucks, Hillary in 2004, and I'm here to confiscate your guns!" The first one that makes it back to Dallas alive, wins.
Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, Texas is planning to do its own, entitled "Survivor-Texas Style".
The contestants will start in Dallas, travel to Waco, Austin, San Antonio, over to Houston and down to Brownsville. They will then proceed up to Del Rio, on to El Paso, then to Midland, Odessa, Lubbock, and Amarillo. From there, they'll proceed to Abilene, Ft. Worth, and finally back to Dallas. Each will be driving a pink Volvo with a bumper sticker that reads: "I'm gay, I'm a vegetarian, I voted for Al Gore, George Strait Sucks, Hillary in 2004, and I'm here to confiscate your guns!" The first one that makes it back to Dallas alive, wins.
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I Loved You Then, I Love You Still
I loved you then,
I love you still.
Thinking of you
Still gives me a thrill.
I remember the day,
Seems so long ago.
Such an ordinary day,
But little did I know.
Unexpectedly,
We met by chance.
There was nothing special about it,
There was no romance.
I met a lot of boys,
I thought they were all the same.
To be honest with you,
I didn’t even remember your name.
A couple days later you called,
I didn’t remember you then.
I wasn’t sure what to do,
But I said I’d meet you again.
I don’t remember what happened,
But the days became weeks.
It's funny that you find love,
When love is not what you seek.
At some point I fell in love,
When I do not know.
It was very hard for me to tell you,
But easy for me to show.
It's not easy to explain,
It's not even easy for me to say.
It's not that I am afraid of love,
It's that everyone thinks of love a different way.
We’re no longer together,
Something went awry.
I still think of you all the time,
And I know the reason why.
We may have broken up,
Our relationship went downhill.
But no matter what has happened...
I loved you then,
I love you still.
I loved you then,
I love you still.
Thinking of you
Still gives me a thrill.
I remember the day,
Seems so long ago.
Such an ordinary day,
But little did I know.
Unexpectedly,
We met by chance.
There was nothing special about it,
There was no romance.
I met a lot of boys,
I thought they were all the same.
To be honest with you,
I didn’t even remember your name.
A couple days later you called,
I didn’t remember you then.
I wasn’t sure what to do,
But I said I’d meet you again.
I don’t remember what happened,
But the days became weeks.
It's funny that you find love,
When love is not what you seek.
At some point I fell in love,
When I do not know.
It was very hard for me to tell you,
But easy for me to show.
It's not easy to explain,
It's not even easy for me to say.
It's not that I am afraid of love,
It's that everyone thinks of love a different way.
We’re no longer together,
Something went awry.
I still think of you all the time,
And I know the reason why.
We may have broken up,
Our relationship went downhill.
But no matter what has happened...
I loved you then,
I love you still.
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Don't Feel Down on Valentines Day
Don't feel down on Valentines Day,
For it is just a day like any other.
Don't feel down on Valentines Day,
Because you have no lover.
Don't feel down on Valentines Day,
Don't you dare be sad.
Don't feel down on Valentines Day,
Your life isn't that bad.
Don't feel down on Valentines Day,
You have ones that love you so.
Don't feel down on Valentines Day,
They will never... ever let you go.
Don't feel down on Valentines Day,
Be happy with what you've got.
Don't feel down on Valentines Day,
Don't give sadness another thought.
Don't feel down on Valentines Day,
Because you have no love.
Don't feel down on Valentines Day,
Rather look to the heavens above.
Don't feel down on Valentines Day,
Your destiny has been set.
Don't feel down on Valentines Day,
Love and happiness you will someday get.
Don't feel down on Valentines Day,
I know you are unsatisfied.
Don't feel down on Valentines Day,
You some day will be a beautiful bride.
Don't feel down on Valentines Day,
I'll be there for you no matter what.
Don't feel down on Valentines Day,
If someone hurts you I'll kick their butt.!!
Don't feel down on Valentines Day,
For it is just a day like any other.
Don't feel down on Valentines Day,
Because you have no lover.
Don't feel down on Valentines Day,
Don't you dare be sad.
Don't feel down on Valentines Day,
Your life isn't that bad.
Don't feel down on Valentines Day,
You have ones that love you so.
Don't feel down on Valentines Day,
They will never... ever let you go.
Don't feel down on Valentines Day,
Be happy with what you've got.
Don't feel down on Valentines Day,
Don't give sadness another thought.
Don't feel down on Valentines Day,
Because you have no love.
Don't feel down on Valentines Day,
Rather look to the heavens above.
Don't feel down on Valentines Day,
Your destiny has been set.
Don't feel down on Valentines Day,
Love and happiness you will someday get.
Don't feel down on Valentines Day,
I know you are unsatisfied.
Don't feel down on Valentines Day,
You some day will be a beautiful bride.
Don't feel down on Valentines Day,
I'll be there for you no matter what.
Don't feel down on Valentines Day,
If someone hurts you I'll kick their butt.!!
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Walking Alone
Neither sin nor holy deed,
Can unchain me from my need,
To hear your voice,
To feel your touch,
I never would have thought,
I'd miss you this much.
From the moment we parted,
I began wandering the uncharted,
To have truly loved,
And truly lost,
I stole a piece of heaven,
And must now pay the cost.
The world seems so void,
And I am terribly annoyed,
That no matter what I say,
No matter what I do,
No matter what the time,
I still think of you.
The hardest thing is not to call,
To sit and do nothing at all,
To agonize in solitude,
Over my terrible fate,
To walk into the future,
Without my perfect mate.
Walking Alone
Neither sin nor holy deed,
Can unchain me from my need,
To hear your voice,
To feel your touch,
I never would have thought,
I'd miss you this much.
From the moment we parted,
I began wandering the uncharted,
To have truly loved,
And truly lost,
I stole a piece of heaven,
And must now pay the cost.
The world seems so void,
And I am terribly annoyed,
That no matter what I say,
No matter what I do,
No matter what the time,
I still think of you.
The hardest thing is not to call,
To sit and do nothing at all,
To agonize in solitude,
Over my terrible fate,
To walk into the future,
Without my perfect mate.
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I Sit Here On Valentine's Day
I sit hear on Valentine's day,
Longing to be with you.
I miss your smile,
I miss your smell,
I miss your laugh.
But most of all I miss your warmth.
I Sit Here On Valentine's Day
I sit hear on Valentine's day,
Longing to be with you.
I miss your smile,
I miss your smell,
I miss your laugh.
But most of all I miss your warmth.
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Morning Poem
I woke early one morning,
The earth lay cool and still
When suddenly a tiny bird
Perched on my window sill,
He sang a song so lovely
So carefree and so gay,
That slowly all my troubles
Began to slip away.
He sang of far off places
Of laughter and of fun,
It seemed his very trilling,
Brought up the morning sun.
I stirred beneath the covers
Crept slowly out of bed,
Then gently shut the window
And crushed his fucking head
.... I'm just not a morning person....
I woke early one morning,
The earth lay cool and still
When suddenly a tiny bird
Perched on my window sill,
He sang a song so lovely
So carefree and so gay,
That slowly all my troubles
Began to slip away.
He sang of far off places
Of laughter and of fun,
It seemed his very trilling,
Brought up the morning sun.
I stirred beneath the covers
Crept slowly out of bed,
Then gently shut the window
And crushed his fucking head
.... I'm just not a morning person....
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I cried so hard I could not read this to my son.....
The Unknown Soldier
The unknown soldier,
I'm sorry, I don't know your name.
How do you handle your stardom ?
Cope with anonymous fame ?
We owe you so much,
have so much to be thankful for,
you gave your life for us,
fighting someone else's bloody war.
And I try to picture you,
teenaged and full of spirit,
I don't believe you would have questioned,
the war, and why you was in it.
So you would have said farewell,
to your family, maybe a friend,
never thought about not coming back,
didn't imagine your journey's end.
You went straight into battle.
Blood, guts, shells, gas and noise.
Just can't imagine the destruction,
caused by the distant generals' toys.
You were struck your mortal blow,
I can see you bloody and dying,
maybe thinking of your loved ones,
maybe even crying.
Maybe you would have been scared,
maybe glad your war was done.
But your pride and spirit wouldn't have faltered,
to the end you were your country's son.
Because you knew what you was fighting for,
back when men were truly men,
and despite the horrors that you endured,
without hesitation, you would do it all again.
I look at the world you fought for,
(with the benefit of hindsight).
I question the worthy sacrifice,
would I send my sons to fight ?
And after searching my soul,
I find the answer deep within.
Liberty is worth dying for,
without freedom, you can never begin.
And you have been dead many long years,
your glory is moving to history past.
But I know your legend will live on,
I know your unknown name will last.
Copyright Allen Jesson 2001
The Unknown Soldier
The unknown soldier,
I'm sorry, I don't know your name.
How do you handle your stardom ?
Cope with anonymous fame ?
We owe you so much,
have so much to be thankful for,
you gave your life for us,
fighting someone else's bloody war.
And I try to picture you,
teenaged and full of spirit,
I don't believe you would have questioned,
the war, and why you was in it.
So you would have said farewell,
to your family, maybe a friend,
never thought about not coming back,
didn't imagine your journey's end.
You went straight into battle.
Blood, guts, shells, gas and noise.
Just can't imagine the destruction,
caused by the distant generals' toys.
You were struck your mortal blow,
I can see you bloody and dying,
maybe thinking of your loved ones,
maybe even crying.
Maybe you would have been scared,
maybe glad your war was done.
But your pride and spirit wouldn't have faltered,
to the end you were your country's son.
Because you knew what you was fighting for,
back when men were truly men,
and despite the horrors that you endured,
without hesitation, you would do it all again.
I look at the world you fought for,
(with the benefit of hindsight).
I question the worthy sacrifice,
would I send my sons to fight ?
And after searching my soul,
I find the answer deep within.
Liberty is worth dying for,
without freedom, you can never begin.
And you have been dead many long years,
your glory is moving to history past.
But I know your legend will live on,
I know your unknown name will last.
Copyright Allen Jesson
2001
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Re: I cried so hard I could not read this to my son.....
Icey that is so beautiful. It brought tears to my eyes. I remember when I saw Saving Private Ryan, Daniel was very young then, I made him promise me that he would never join the services. If he got drafted there was nothing that I could do, but to please not to ever enlist. I guess I am selfish and even though I know it has to be someone's child that does it to protect us and our country. I didn't want it to be MY baby boy! I was told by several ppl that I have to let him break that promise, if it is something he feels he needs to do. I guess relunctantly I will, if it ever comes to that. I hate war, even though I know that it is sometime a necessity. My heart and prayers go out to each and everyone of them and their families. I don't know how I would get through something like that. Waiting and praying that he comes home to me. Please give your son a hug for me when you can. ((((((((((((Icey)))))))))))))
Icey*Fire said:The Unknown Soldier
The unknown soldier,
I'm sorry, I don't know your name.
How do you handle your stardom ?
Cope with anonymous fame ?
We owe you so much,
have so much to be thankful for,
you gave your life for us,
fighting someone else's bloody war.
And I try to picture you,
teenaged and full of spirit,
I don't believe you would have questioned,
the war, and why you was in it.
So you would have said farewell,
to your family, maybe a friend,
never thought about not coming back,
didn't imagine your journey's end.
You went straight into battle.
Blood, guts, shells, gas and noise.
Just can't imagine the destruction,
caused by the distant generals' toys.
You were struck your mortal blow,
I can see you bloody and dying,
maybe thinking of your loved ones,
maybe even crying.
Maybe you would have been scared,
maybe glad your war was done.
But your pride and spirit wouldn't have faltered,
to the end you were your country's son.
Because you knew what you was fighting for,
back when men were truly men,
and despite the horrors that you endured,
without hesitation, you would do it all again.
I look at the world you fought for,
(with the benefit of hindsight).
I question the worthy sacrifice,
would I send my sons to fight ?
And after searching my soul,
I find the answer deep within.
Liberty is worth dying for,
without freedom, you can never begin.
And you have been dead many long years,
your glory is moving to history past.
But I know your legend will live on,
I know your unknown name will last.
Copyright Allen Jesson
Icey that is so beautiful. It brought tears to my eyes. I remember when I saw Saving Private Ryan, Daniel was very young then, I made him promise me that he would never join the services. If he got drafted there was nothing that I could do, but to please not to ever enlist. I guess I am selfish and even though I know it has to be someone's child that does it to protect us and our country. I didn't want it to be MY baby boy! I was told by several ppl that I have to let him break that promise, if it is something he feels he needs to do. I guess relunctantly I will, if it ever comes to that. I hate war, even though I know that it is sometime a necessity. My heart and prayers go out to each and everyone of them and their families. I don't know how I would get through something like that. Waiting and praying that he comes home to me. Please give your son a hug for me when you can. ((((((((((((Icey)))))))))))))
