The Misc. thread........

Ummm Ummmmm Joey. that is some kind of Hunk!!!!!

Thank you for sending him to me...(can you find the real one and send him to me???)LOL
 
Joey where on earth do you come up with some of your pics..that guy sure has some moves....LOL :p
 
Icey*Fire said:
Joey where on earth do you come up with some of your pics..that guy sure has some moves....LOL :p


Yeah, talk about healthy huh....I wish ;)
 
Ooops...almost missed it

Adrienne Barbeau 06/11/1945

Rent the movie..."The Fog" ;)
 
The Temptress said:
Joey...do you know all the birthdays !!!????? :D

Nah...only famous, cool people...like the one born on 06/09/66 :)

(three days sooner and you'd be a devil person-cool)
 
The Temptress said:
OMG....they have been doing count down until the Olsen twins are legal at some silly radio station here all year !!!! :rose:

The one on the right has an uncanny resemblance to my ex when she was young (now she's an old hagg...course, so am I :( )
 
Joey3308 said:
The one on the right has an uncanny resemblance to my ex when she was young (now she's an old hagg...course, so am I :( )

Nope......I bet you have only gotten better with age dear. :kiss:
 
This really pisses me off! :mad:

Below are the actual voting records of various Arabic/Islamic

States which are recorded in both the US State Department

and United Nations' records:

Kuwait votes against the United States 67% of the time.
Qatar votes against the United States 67% of the time.
Morocco votes against the United States 70% of the time.
United Arab Emirates votes against the U. S. 70% of the time.
Jordan votes against the United States 71% of the time.
Tunisia votes against the United States 71% of the time.
Saudi Arabia votes against the United States 73% of the time.
Yemen votes against the United States 74% of the time.
Algeria votes against the United States 74% of the time.
Oman votes against the United States 74% of the time.
Sudan votes against the United States 75% of the time.
Pakistan votes against the United States 75% of the time.
Libya votes against the United States 76% of the time.
Egypt votes against the United States 79% of the time.
Lebanon votes against the United States 80% of the time.
India votes against the United States 81% of the time.
Syria votes against the United States 84% of the time.
Mauritania votes against the United States 87% of the time.

US Foreign Aid to those that hate us: ................................

Egypt, for example, after voting 79% of the time against the United States, still receives $2 billion annually in US Foreign Aid.

Jordan votes 71% against the United States and receives $192,814,000 annually in US Foreign Aid.

Pakistan votes 75% against the United States and receives $6,721,000 annually in US Foreign Aid.

India votes 81% against the United States receives $143,699,000 annually in US Aid.

Perhaps it is time to get out of the UN and give the tax savings back to the American workers who are having to scrimp and sacrifice to pay the taxes.

Pass this along. Everyone needs to know.
Might even mention it to your congressman, who knows it anyway what a disgrace... no wonder the world has no respect for us!
 
The Woman and the Angel

An angel was tired of heaven,
as he lounged in the golden street;
His halo was tilted sideways,
and his harp lay mute at his feet;

So the Master stooped in His pity,
and gave him a pass to go,
For the space of a moon, to the earth-world,
to mix with the men below.

He doffed his celestial garments,
scarce waiting to lay them straight;
He bade good by to Peter,
who stood by the golden gate;

The sexless singers of heaven
chanted a fond farewell,
And the imps looked up as they pattered
on the red-hot flags of hell.

Never was seen such an angel --
eyes of heavenly blue,
Features that shamed Apollo,
hair of a golden hue;

The women simply adored him;
his lips were like Cupid's bow;
But he never ventured to use them --
and so they voted him slow.

Till at last there came One Woman,
a marvel of loveliness,
And she whispered to him: "Do you love me?"
And he answered that woman, "Yes."

And she said: "Put your arms around me,
and kiss me, and hold me -- so --"
But fiercely he drew back, saying:
"This thing is wrong, and I know."

Then sweetly she mocked his scruples,
and softly she him beguiled:
"You, who are verily man among men,
speak with the tongue of a child.

We have outlived the old standards;
we have burst, like an over-tight thong,
The ancient, outworn, Puritanic
traditions of Right and Wrong."

Then the Master feared for His angel,
and called him again to His side,
For oh, the woman was wondrous,
and oh, the angel was tried!

And deep in his hell sang the Devil,
and this was the strain of his song:
The ancient, outworn, Puritanic
traditions of Right and Wrong.
 
THE RIDE
Lady Godiva is her name
She shows her body without shame
She rides through life, head held high
Gleaming blonde hair, down to her thigh
Body long, slender and strong
Ice blue eyes, you can’t look into long
She holds the reigns, nice and firm
Without a saddle, she does not squirm

Come with this lady, she’ll show you how
You’ll love the ride, which she takes now
She will wrap her legs, strong and firm
At first you will, oh yes, you’ll squirm
She’ll press heavy breasts, against you now
And hold the reigns tight, show you just how
To handle the ride, as faster you go
Her body will hold you, just go with the flow
Ride with her now, fast and swift
The touch of her body, a simple gift
To hold you steady, as you make your way
To wherever it is, that you want to stay

Just thank the Lady, for the ride
And she will leave, with heart swelled of pride
For to have shown you, just how fast you can go
Is something that, you’ll never know
Will mean more to her, than words can say
And until you meet, another day
She will hold this memory, in her heart
For all the moments, that your are apart


by The Huntress

__________________
 
RED DEVIL IN CONTROL

BY La Belle Rouge



OK Baby, no more delay
I brought my whip
and I'm ready to play
You're shackled up
and I'm in control
Tonight the Red Devil
takes you…. body and soul

Enjoying the view from there
of the skimpy black leather
I decided to wear?
No misunderstanding
as long as you know
when I give a command
better not be slow

Unless I order you
to take your time
slowly pleasuring all
the lady treasures you find
Mmmm Sweet Man
I'll make you beg and moan
You can't reach the door or telephone

I'll take everything I want
You're all mine tonight
I'll make it so "hard" on you
but I'm sure you'll like
all the things I force you to do
Hope you're famished, Baby
and dying of thirst too

Don't dare to refuse me anything
This tiny, leather merry widow
is bursting at the seams
I plan to torment you, Baby
until you writhe and scream
I can be dangerous, Mister
this scene could turn real mean

Don't pull against
two long, shapely restraints
I'll wrap around your waist
Don't you dare to turn away
from the sweet things your face
I'll crack this riding crop, Baby
You're mine, body and soul
Tonight is your darkest hour
The Red Devil is in control

__________________
 
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