Safe_Bet
No she's not back I'm Amy
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Okay, maybe it's Freaky Friday or something, but it seems like every dude I have talked to this week is a fucking asshole-ish dickwaffle. So just for my own mental health, I am going to clarify a few things (and any other chicks are welcome to join if you wish:
NO! You do NOT have "an inner lesbian", dude! I don't care if you like pussy too. That does NOT make you a lesbian. Lesbians are WOMEN who love other women. We don't want your dick OR your attitude. You don't have a pussy, get it? You also don't have a fucking clue as how to please a woman so just shut the fuck up, okay?
NO! We don't need men to have babies! I live on a farm and I have a chicken coop. Chickens produce eggs. They are stupid, self centered animals that I have no desire to have sex with. Men are stupid, self centered animals that I have no desire to have sex with. Men produce sperm. There is no reason I can't have a man coop. A half dozen head of men should produce enough sperm to impregnated several states worth of women. (plus the fact that most fucking men would willingly and gladly stick their dicks in a milking machine). I figure less than a dozen "man ranches" would be needed for the whole country. There is no need for the rest of you hateful, war-mongering testosterone crazed asses!
NO! I don't secretly really, really want you! You suck. I . DO . NOT . LIKE . YOU! I have 0% fucking desire to have you stick your dick in me. Why would I? I make love to other women who know what they are really doing and they have an assortment of different shaped and sized things to use if I want something inside of me. Your sorry ass man dick just can't compare. Plus, like I said = you suck.
NO! I don't want to be your buddy! I know you hope that I will go with you to help you pick up chicks, but that ain't gonna happen. I have no desire to inflict your maleness on any of my sisters. Oh, and if I happen to hook up: HELL NO you can't watch you fucking sick perv!
NO! I don't wish I was a man! Are you kidding me? Why would I want to be stupid and smelly? Why would I want to think only with my dick? Why would I want to think scratching my balls was a fucking meditation technique? Just STFU already!
NO! Hanging out at Lesbian bars is NOT a cool thing to do! We go there to get the fuck away from people like you, asshole! Stay the hell out, K? (same goes for lesbian threads)!
NO! Two fake plastic titted porn actresses kissing is not lesbian sex! All that is is two fake plastic titted porn actresses kissing for money. Good for them for if you are stupid enough to pay to see them do it. (but we know you do).
Okay, that's all I got for the moment, Ladies. PLease feel free to add your own (and I WILL be back!)
NO! You do NOT have "an inner lesbian", dude! I don't care if you like pussy too. That does NOT make you a lesbian. Lesbians are WOMEN who love other women. We don't want your dick OR your attitude. You don't have a pussy, get it? You also don't have a fucking clue as how to please a woman so just shut the fuck up, okay?
NO! We don't need men to have babies! I live on a farm and I have a chicken coop. Chickens produce eggs. They are stupid, self centered animals that I have no desire to have sex with. Men are stupid, self centered animals that I have no desire to have sex with. Men produce sperm. There is no reason I can't have a man coop. A half dozen head of men should produce enough sperm to impregnated several states worth of women. (plus the fact that most fucking men would willingly and gladly stick their dicks in a milking machine). I figure less than a dozen "man ranches" would be needed for the whole country. There is no need for the rest of you hateful, war-mongering testosterone crazed asses!
NO! I don't secretly really, really want you! You suck. I . DO . NOT . LIKE . YOU! I have 0% fucking desire to have you stick your dick in me. Why would I? I make love to other women who know what they are really doing and they have an assortment of different shaped and sized things to use if I want something inside of me. Your sorry ass man dick just can't compare. Plus, like I said = you suck.
NO! I don't want to be your buddy! I know you hope that I will go with you to help you pick up chicks, but that ain't gonna happen. I have no desire to inflict your maleness on any of my sisters. Oh, and if I happen to hook up: HELL NO you can't watch you fucking sick perv!
NO! I don't wish I was a man! Are you kidding me? Why would I want to be stupid and smelly? Why would I want to think only with my dick? Why would I want to think scratching my balls was a fucking meditation technique? Just STFU already!
NO! Hanging out at Lesbian bars is NOT a cool thing to do! We go there to get the fuck away from people like you, asshole! Stay the hell out, K? (same goes for lesbian threads)!
NO! Two fake plastic titted porn actresses kissing is not lesbian sex! All that is is two fake plastic titted porn actresses kissing for money. Good for them for if you are stupid enough to pay to see them do it. (but we know you do).
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Okay, that's all I got for the moment, Ladies. PLease feel free to add your own (and I WILL be back!)