The Match test

[KillerMuffin]

Just for giggles, if I ever decide to ditch the StudMuffin, I have this lineup of possibles to gift with the StudMuffinly title:

primateslapper
32 years old, Rigid, straight male. Lives approximately 4470 miles (7195km) from you. London, United Kingdom. Furry Dildo. 84%
"I thought about becoming a Christian martyr, but unfortunately I don't believe in God and I'm afraid of dying."

or this lucky winner:

Marsala
18 years old, frenzied, straight male. Lives approximately 3180 miles (5115km) from you. Texas, USA. Fratboy. 83%
"I was born in Riverside, California to a military family (father presently a Colonel in the Air Force), my current residence is my seventh place to call home. Right now I'm a Computer Science major, love sci-fi, and my sports of choice are paintball and bowling. Sounds geeky, I know, but you're going to have to trust me."

how about:

Dr. Throttle
25 years old, Cockblocked by Jesus, straight male. Lives approximately 3470 miles (5585km) from you. North Carolina, USA. Romeo With Monobrow. 83%
"25, fun and vibrant. This is gay...just email me so I can have someone to talk to while I do this tedious computer job.
Love funny emails, I've got a good stash too."

or this guy:

sprocket
22 years old, horny, straight male. Lives approximately 3025 miles (4865km) from you. Toronto, Canada. Romeo With Monobrow. 82%
"I was born in toronto, ontario.....I am a football god....and I will own my own business"

theres more:

z0esbitch
19 years old, shelikestolickme, straight male. Lives approximately 3060 miles (4925km) from you. Ottawa, Canada. Conquistador . 81%
"Hrm. not much to say. I'm in school.. And my gf is sexy. ;>"


Okay, I'll quit jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez

 

[Stormystarr]

I'm the Vixen...now where in the hell is all this sex I need to be getting??? I'll take mine now in one lump sum please

 

[Xander]

Xander that's just way to wierd!!! I got the excat same result!!! What's the chances for that??

Dunno Shyguy, but I guess in that department we're the same.

 

[Ezzy]

Well...

Muff-
I don't know about your predicament-but do I need a bad boy or a nice guy-as of yet, I haven't had any luck with either set. Is there a happy medium?

But you havn't tried the other two kinds yet CB.

There are also those that are Bad Guys and Nice Boys.

When you can't make up your mind at the ice-cream palour try a taster of each.

Ooooooooooooooops almost forgot (well ok I did forget), I'm a Furry Dildo too. WEG.


EZ http://cgi.tripod.com/smilecwm/cgi-bin/s/cwm2/sleep.gif


Hey CB, Becca says there is a happy medium <Smiles>

[Edited by Ezzy on 11-22-2000 at 01:23 AM]

 

[Renegade]

Is this good or bad?

Well here's mine:

"The Boy Scout"
Dependent Good
Love Provider

SYNOPSIS
Upstanding, selfless, gentle. To all those girls out there who like nice guys, you're the perfect man. To everyone else, you're an amusing dweeb. Therefore, you are probably single.

Let us let you in on a little secret--you might have problems now, but once you get older and girls have grown tired of jerks and gigolos, you'll be a hot ticket. Take solace in this fact, if you haven't already found your pink princess. Either way, you need to get more practice in the sack, or your special someone will leave you for the pizza-boy.

You're a guy who's not afraid of commitment or self-sacrifice, but don't let people walk all over you. Hang on to yourself. It's quite possible you'll lose your heart to someone more selfish--she'll take and take and take, and one day you'll find all that's left is your skeleton and a few toenails.



Would this be a good thing or a bad thing to have? This thing makes me sound like a loser. Hmm in that case, maybe it is pretty accurate afterall. That's the last time I tell the truth on one of these tests. lol

 

[Melody_lane]

Eh...maybe!

The Pure Mountain Stream"
Dependent Good
Love Provider

SYNOPSIS

Giving and wholesome, no matter your age or experience, you will always be pure at heart. You sense the good in people, and it's part of your nature to cuddle. As a result, your relationships are deep and lasting, and part of each of them will be with you forever. It's likely that you're still friends with most of your exes.

But you have to remember to live in the present and not the past. Like many things in nature, you are easily trampled, and you struggle sometimes to carve out you own identity. Assert yourself more, both in romance and in life. Dare to dream. You'd make a great wife, but, hey, that doesn't mean you wouldn't make a great one-night-stand.

Basically, love flows from you like fresh, clean water from a Rocky mountain stream. Be careful, because some guy might combine you with only the choicest hops and turn you into a beer.

 

[Thumper]

Fratboy!!!

Independent Evil Sex Provider!

Line up...the law of supply and demand applies...LOL

This can't be for real...it said I would lie to get sex...

I might lie about it afterwards (deny it) but not to get it...

C'mon TN-Vixen...let's complement each other....I'm a provider...you're a taker...

Let's have a little give and take..shall we??? HMMMM?

[Edited by Thumper on 11-22-2000 at 06:42 PM]

 

[Silverlily]

Dependant Evil
Love Taker

A lot of times, your unpredictability is an asset: you're charming, adventurous, and maybe a little over-the-edge, but that's what it takes to sweep people off their feet. Guys fall for you, and hard--accepting their affection is what you do best.

You're not exactly a flirt--in fact, once you've captured someone's heart, you tend to hold on to it for a while and suck it dry. Many of your relationships will be steady and long-term, and if you do occasionally cheat, it's usually because your partner isn't giving you what you need.

One day, after you've settled down a little, you'll look back on your love-life and realize you've been a hellcat, but so what, right? We both know it's better to do the scratching then be left with the scars.

 

[pandora]

it's about damn time i got to be in charge

"The Mistress"
Dependent Evil
Love Provider






SYNOPSIS

Charming, mysterious, sexy... you, Mistress, find sin and love taste best when eaten together. Feeling good and bad all at once turns you on, physically and emotionally. So there is always great conflict inside you. Satisfied is not your middle name.

I'm an intense lover, who's most interested in the emotional side of a relationship. And I'mwilling to give up a good part of myself to another person. That's the good news. On the other hand, I can be extremely volatile and am likely as not to do something outrageous just because Ifeel like it. I'm an easy, but dangerous, person to care for. Many who have, have had their hearts mangled.

Mangled is my middle name.

Be more morally consistent; it's your best hope for life-long happiness. The way things are going, you might as well call the nursing home right now and make reservations for one. Welcome to dying alone.

 

[Earthmuffin]

I'm a WHAT?!

Mistress
Dependent Evil
Love Provider

Mangled for a middle name? Chaos or mayhem would be closer.
Die alone? Like 86% of the female population. Yay.

Get me back into the Lab with Expertise PLEASE!!

 

[naudiz]

Woah

"The Pure Mountain Stream"
Dependent Good
Love Provider

SYNOPSIS

Giving and wholesome, no matter your age or experience, you will always be pure at heart. You sense the good in people, and it's part of your nature to cuddle. As a result, your relationships are deep and lasting, and part of each of them will be with you forever. It's likely that you're still friends with most of your exes.

But you have to remember to live in the present and not the past. Like many things in nature, you are easily trampled, and you struggle sometimes to carve out you own identity. Assert yourself more, both in romance and in life. Dare to dream. You'd make a great wife, but, hey, that doesn't mean you wouldn't make a great one-night-stand.

Basically, love flows from you like fresh, clean water from a Rocky mountain stream. Be careful, because some guy might combine you with only the choicest hops and turn you into a beer.

... I'm speechless.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Does this mean I have to date Killer Muffin?

Though she does have a hot voice, though she seems rather tough, I am afraid she may hurt me.

Ahem.

Main Entry: 1tod
Pronunciation: 'täd
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English
Date: 12th century
chiefly Scottish : FOX

It was a play on words utilizing your name, the term for a male fox, and the vixen in my profile thing, the term for a female fox. It was a pun.

 

[Shelby]

Ahem?

The Porn Star
Dependant Evil
Sex Provider

Dirty, dirty, dirty. Submissive, very sexual plus you don't let someone else's morals get in the way of your pleasure. Therefore, you have to admit, you wouldn't mind being someone's sex slave......by the time you're 50, you will have destroyed mankind.

 

[Expertise]

Hurry up BT!

Shelby is becoming more and more interesting and appealing.

How can you not like a woman who stresses "Dirty dirty dirty"

 

[Bobtoad777]

Shelby can feel free to wreck me any day, and she can email me too, tbforg@nb.sympatico.ca[email]

 

[Shelby]

Excuse me Expertise!!!!

I did not stress dirty, dirty, dirty. That's what the synopsis said about me. I simply just innocently answered the questions. (There's no way they could've seen my horns & tail)

Me thinks that Toady may have rigged the test.

Toady, give me an hour & 1/2 to feed my dogs and I'll be back. ****licking her lips****

 

[Expertise]

She likes me! She really likes me!

Good luck BT. Obviously I am not on her top 1000 list so you had nothing to worry about in any case.LOL

Sorry Shelby.

 

[Bobtoad777]

1/2 an hour hmmmm, yummy

 

[Shelby]

Oh Expertise sweetie, you are high up on my list of faves. I just didn't want you to think that I'd ever label myself that way. (You can't read minds can you?) LOL

Toady, that's 1 1/2 hrs!

 

[Expertise]

I can and do.

Just not for profit,or .......evilllll.

*insert maniacle laughter here*

 

[MunchinMark]

When I Grow Up

Adolescent? Moi?

I thought I'd left that stuff behind. Will I never escape?

 

[Ravenloft]

"The Romeo With Monobrow"
Dependent Evil Love Provider

Ravenloft SYNOPSIS

Loving, yet somehow sketchy. You are a romantic, attentive guy, and that's never a bad thing. The problem is, you have a tendency to cheat, lie, and pervert your partner's emotional instincts.

This means you're likely to become an abusive husband, if you're not one already. You might be loving and caring for weeks at a time, but in your heart of hearts you're nothing but a weird-looking dirtbag. So realize this, OJ Simpson, as much as people love you, you've gotta be careful to not to kill them.

Like your normally-browed namesake, you form very intense relationships and offer your love as a sacrifice to your beloved. This is emotional pressure that many people can't take. Try to be a little more stable, more independent. And work the immoral behavior out of your system NOW--drinking heavily can help.

If you're under 21, the previous statement refers to the heavy drinking of RobitussinTM or similarly drugged cough syrup--NOT controlled substances like alcohol.

*This can't be all that good... Can it? Oh! And how the FUCK did they know about my monobrow?!*

 

[Guest]

Test Results: As brought to you by Tiggs!

"The Mistress"

Dependent Evil
Love Provider


Charming, mysterious, sexy... you, Mistress, find sin and love taste best when eaten together. Feeling good and bad all at once turns you on, physically and emotionally. So there is always great conflict inside you. Satisfied is not your middle name.

You're an intense lover, who's most interested in the emotional side of a relationship. And you're willing to give up a good part of yourself to another person. That's the good news. On the other hand, you can be extremely volatile and are likely as not to do something outrageous just because you feel like it. You're an easy, but dangerous, person to care for. Many who have, have had their hearts mangled.

 

[R Nitelight]

Ravenloft

LMFAO.
Me too. The Romeo With Monobrow. I took it two days ago. I was too embarrassed to admit it.

 

[Ravenloft]

So... I am not the only lying, cheating, no good, dirt-bag, potential wife-beater? *Whew!* Thank god! Hey! Lets start a support group! Heheh! Weird looking dirt-bags UNITE!!!