The Match test

[Bobtoad777]

http://cupid.thespark.com/track.mpl?id=107


The Adolescent
Dependent Good
Sex Provider

SYNOPSIS

Tender and eager to please crotches. Like the zit-faced high school kid that plays with himself on the bus, you're not really a bad person, you just need a girlfriend. If you have one, great--because you tend to be successful in relationships--if you're single, then try getting your hand out of your pants.

You're selfless and sensual, so you're probably great in bed. And despite raging hormones, you're a good-natured guy. All in all, you're an excellent boyfriend, though you're not quite ready for true love. Crushes probably hit you pretty hard, and at times you'll mistake the sexual attraction you feel for genuine romance. Keep your wild emotions in perspective, and you won't break too many hearts.

Guard your inner goodness well. Because you're physically motivated, there are a lot of intense relationships in your future. If too many don't go as planned, you might lose your innocence and, possibly, your penis.

Lets find out about you!!

 

[Expertise]

I am a "Furry Dildo"

And an 'evil dependant sex provider'

Who fucking knows about these things.

Now if you'll excuse me I have Earthmuffin tied up in the lust lab, and I must be going

 

[TN_Vixen]

I am labeled:

"The Deviant"
Dependent Evil Sex Taker

(does this surprise anyone?)

SYNOPSIS

Needer of sex, slightly twisted, and yet occasionally capable of true love. You make many nervous, and rightfully so, for your heart swings from guy to guy, like a blood-red pendulum. It kills some it touches. Others are left with nothing but stains, stains on their sheets.

However, you are capable of genuine romance, so it's not like you're a total bitch. True, you show an unusually strong interest in self-serving sex and immoral doings, yet there is a part of you looking for Mr. Right among all the Mr. Dead Wrongs you've discarded. You have potential for both perversion and love. A certain type of guy finds this enthralling. Please be gentle with this one.

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[Xander]

"A Boyscout" LMAO
The dependent good
love provider.

(who would have thought)

Upstanding, selfless, gentle. To all those girls out there who like nice guys, you're the perfect man. To everyone else, you're an amusing dweeb. Therefore, you are probably single.

Let us let you in on a little secret--you might have problems now, but once you get older and girls have grown tired of jerks and gigolos, you'll be a hot ticket. Take solace in this fact, if you haven't already found your pink princess. Either way, you need to get more practice in the sack, or your special someone will leave you for the pizza-boy.

You're a guy who's not afraid of commitment or self-sacrifice, but don't let people walk all over you. Hang on to yourself. It's quite possible you'll lose your heart to someone more selfish--she'll take and take and take, and one day you'll find all that's left is your skeleton and a few toenails.

How about that.......Who would have thought??

 

[Expertise]

Something rotten in Denmark....

Now take it again and be honest with your answers ya' lyin' little prick

 

[Xander]

Re: Something rotten in Denmark....

Now take it again and be honest with your answers ya' lyin' little prick

That's just it Expertise. I DIDN'T LIE!!!

Scary aint it.

 

[dancinvixen]

The Deviant
Dependent Evil
Sex Taker


SYNOPSIS
Needer of sex, slightly twisted, and yet
occasionally capable of true love. You make many nervous, and rightfully so, for your heart swings from guy to guy, like a blood-red pendulum. It kills some it touches. Others are left with nothing but stains, stains on their sheets. However, you are capable of genuine romance, so it' not like you're a total bitch. True, you show an unusually strong interest in self-serving sex and immoral doings, yet there is a part of you looking for Mr. Right among all the Mr. Dead Wrongs you've discarded. You have potential for both perversion and love. A certain type of guy finds this enthralling. Please be gentle with this one.

 

[Expertise]

Damn near devastating Xander.....

In the immortal words of Eric Cartman.....

"It ain't nothin' but a bunch of hippy tree huggin' crap, i'm going home"

 

[Xander]

Expertise, while we in South Park.....

"I took the match test....who wanna touch me....I said WHO WANNA TOUCH ME!!!!.......!

 

[JadedHeart]

"The Vixen"

Independent Evil Sex Taker

Flirty, sensual, and powerful. Like the female fox that is your namesake, you make the men chase you, and yet you enjoy getting caught in your naughty game. You beguile your conquerors for a moment, and just when they think they have you for good, you're gone again. What's that red thing caught on your stiletto heel? Oh, it's just a piece of someone's heart. Squirt.

Your wild streak runs from head to tail like a stripe of fire. Finding someone to run with you as an equal will be hard, but for right now, having a completely worth-while companion isn't so important. Your animal instincts are *well* developed and you're not ready to be cooped up. People who get too close are in extreme danger of emotional mauling. You're looking for something temporary and physical. And it damn well better be good.

You're honest about your sexual desires, but your gender can complicate that. If you were a man you'd be the lady-killer who's got the guys in awe. Unfortunately, since you're a woman, people will call you a slut. But you know what Huckem says... fuck 'em.

 

[JadedHeart]

"I took the match test....who wanna touch me....I said WHO WANNA TOUCH ME!!!!.......!

I would touch you, but it looks like the furry dildo guy is more my speed!

Thanks for the fun test, Bobtoad. I'm still laughing at your synopsis, you're a brave man for posting it.

 

[ShyGuy68]

"A Boyscout" LMAO
The dependent good
love provider.

(who would have thought)

Upstanding, selfless, gentle. To all those girls out there who like nice guys, you're the perfect man. To everyone else, you're an amusing dweeb. Therefore, you are probably single.

Let us let you in on a little secret--you might have problems now, but once you get older and girls have grown tired of jerks and gigolos, you'll be a hot ticket. Take solace in this fact, if you haven't already found your pink princess. Either way, you need to get more practice in the sack, or your special someone will leave you for the pizza-boy.

You're a guy who's not afraid of commitment or self-sacrifice, but don't let people walk all over you. Hang on to yourself. It's quite possible you'll lose your heart to someone more selfish--she'll take and take and take, and one day you'll find all that's left is your skeleton and a few toenails.

How about that.......Who would have thought??

Xander that's just way to wierd!!! I got the excat same result!!! What's the chances for that??

 

[WitchsKat]

Well this totally out of the blue

"The Seductress"
Independent Evil
Sex Provider

Lusting and grasping. You hunt down and conquer your sexual prey, like Caesar once did to the Vulcans. You enjoy trapping men in the pits of their own lust--and putting them out of their misery with your strangling loins. Then you throw the corpses in the river where they rot. Afterward, you go out to dinner with a friend.

One-night stands are fine by you--in fact, you prefer them to an oozing, go-nowhere, quasi-emotional relationship, and that's the only kind of relationship you're capable of at the moment. The truth is, you're just not looking for love. Now if only the spent bastards would be gone before you woke up...

We can respect that you have your own interpretation of moral standards and romance. Just make sure other people do, too. Deep down, you're a very giving person who eventually might let herself get steam-rolled by a selfish partner. Oh, crap.

 

[Bobtoad777]

"I took the match test....who wanna touch me....I said WHO WANNA TOUCH ME!!!!.......!

I would touch you, but it looks like the furry dildo guy is more my speed!

Thanks for the fun test, Bobtoad. I'm still laughing at your synopsis, you're a brave man for posting it.

It just seemed way too acurate not to share

 

[LAVA GODDESSS]

whoa

"The Mistress"
Dependent Evil
Love Provider




SYNOPSIS

Charming, mysterious, sexy... you,
Mistress, find sin and love taste best
when eaten together. Feeling good
and bad all at once turns you on,
physically and emotionally. So there is
always great conflict inside you.
Satisfied is not your middle name.
You're an intense lover, who's most
interested in the emotional side of a
relationship. And you're willing to give
up a good part of yourself to another
person. That's the good news. On the
other hand, you can be extremely
volatile and are likely as not to do
something outrageous just because
you feel like it. You're an easy, but
dangerous, person to care for. Many
who have, have had their hearts
mangled.
Mangled is your middle name.
Be more morally consistent; it's your
best hope for life-long happiness. The
way things are going, you might as
well call the nursing home right now
and make reservations for one.
Welcome to dying alone.


WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH THE LAST LINE...DEPRESSIN!
awwwwww.....im gonna cry......it was good up until then...
someone wanna deal with a vulnerable crying me?

 

[Mackdaddy_74]

Re: whoa

WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH THE LAST LINE...DEPRESSIN!
awwwwww.....im gonna cry......it was good up until then...
someone wanna deal with a vulnerable crying me?

Come here,I have a dry shoulder for you.

 

[LAVA GODDESSS]

"don't tease if your not going to please."

some great writer said that....... >GRIN< i don't wanna be alone forever. im alone now and was before. forever is wayyyyyyyyyy too long. i'll take you up on that shoulder thing. or were you just hung up on the "vulnerable" part....

 

[Mackdaddy_74]

I was honest about the shoulder thing.The vulnerable sounds good to though.

 

[teresafannin]

Pure Mountain Stream, which is actually pretty accurate, I think. Basic synopsis is same as CB's, so I won't repeat it.

 

[LAVA GODDESSS]

(sorry for interrupting this streaming thread. but...oh well...)

actually i am amazed at how many new people i have met here, i mean i know who you are, your names are imprinted in my list of things to do...er...i mean..."people to worship." but if your serious about that shoulder we can arrange it....

 

[Mackdaddy_74]

Well Lava,what do you have in mind?email me.

 

[KillerMuffin]

I'm like JadedHeart

The Vixen, Independent Evil Sex Taker.

Someone give me sex dammit.

Does this mean I have to date a Tod?

 

[Bobtoad777]

Does this mean I have to date Killer Muffin?

Though she does have a hot voice, though she seems rather tough, I am afraid she may hurt me.

 

[CelestialBody]