The Maltese Fuckin' Begins!

[Laurel]

All right kiddies... Here's the specs on our second author chain project. Thanks to all of you for jumping in and getting involved. This one is sure to top the last, and that's no small feat!

We have 24 writers, so we've divided the group into 3 separate threads. I've come up with 8 rather questionable titles, relying on all of your writing talents to make them come to life. Below you will find the title of the chapters, along with the date when you need to get 'em to me so I can post them for all to enjoy.

Beneath the titles you will find the authors who will be writing on that chapter. The numbers next to the author's names denote the thread in which he or she is writing. For example, Eve will start Thread 1, followed by Shintani, who is followed by HSWriter, and so on.

If, for some reason, you'd rather work on a different chapter with a different due date, feel free to email the author of the chapter you desire to negotiate a trade. If you do trade chapters, please let me know so I'm aware of who's doing what.

That's all, I think! Any questions, email me! Rock on, brothas and sistas...

Ch. 1 - "Murder in 33-B" - Due Feb. 6, 2000
Eve (1), Phantom (2), Crom Murnau (3)

Ch. 2 - "The Streets of Sin City" - Due Feb. 9, 2000
Shintani (1), Deborah (2), Sabrina (3)

Ch. 3 - "The Dame in Red Velvet" - Due Feb. 12, 2000
HSWriter (1), PeterR (2), StraightRazor (3)

Ch. 4 - "The Family Jewels" - Due Feb. 15, 2000
Endlessly (1), flashlight7.5 (2), Kip Carson (3)

Ch. 5 - "The Plot Thickens..." - Due Feb. 18, 2000
Xander (1), Angel (2), Lilianna (3),

Ch. 6 - "A Night in the Slammer" - Due Feb. 21, 2000
BluesManII (1), Dakota Ryan (2), BJ (3)

Ch. 7 - "The Killer - Unmasked!!" - Due Feb. 24, 2000
Shaggy2Dope (1), Stef Carson (2), mrhappy (3)

Ch. 8 - "All's Well That Ends Well.. Or Is It?" - Due Feb. 27, 2000
Bryan P. (1), HotMale (2), Butterfly (3)

 

[Deborah]

This is all about a BJ so pay attention!!!

OK, BJ, now, you are on thread 3 and you cum after Lilianna (good move, letting the girl go first) so you will have to wait awhile (I know guys have difficultly grasping this concept). You can't write your story which is due Feb. 21 until those before you write theirs. But then, your story is about "A Night in the Slammer" so perhaps you could indeed write it now. And why does your nametag say Fonda Peters?

Lick me!!! Lick me!!! That's just a hip sexier way to say "hit me" while playing blackjack in Sin City.

I'm really looking forward to our new project because the first one has been, well, "stimUUUUUUlating." So get on the stick, Phantom, I don't like to be kept waiting (that's a guy's job). Why do I always get sloppy seconds?

 

[Laurel]

Hey everyone... I've good some good news and some not-as-good news. The good news is that I'm going to be in Europe from Feb. 15 - 22 (it's work-related, I swear!). The not-as-good news is that while I'm away I probably won't have access to the site or my email, and thus won't be able to post the parts of the Maltese Fuckin' as scheduled. All this means really is that the sections that were supposed to be posted during those dates will be posted starting the 23rd. This gives the later writers more time, which means we'll be expecting a higher quality work from you people (kidding!!). This trip was a last-minute decision, and I certainly apologize for bending the schedule, but I'm only gone for 7 days so I don't think it will cause too much confusion. If you have any questions/comments/trivia/jokes, feel free to send them to me prior to the 15th. Thanks, and take care.

Below is the NEW schedule, so ignore the one previously posted/emailed. THIS IS THE ONE TO FOLLOW!

Ch. 1 - "Murder in 33-B" - Due Feb. 6, 2000
Eve (1), Phantom (2), Crom Murnau (3)

Ch. 2 - "The Streets of Sin City" - Due Feb. 9, 2000
Shintani (1), Deborah (2), Sabrina (3)

Ch. 3 - "The Dame in Red Velvet" - Due Feb. 12, 2000
HSWriter (1), PeterR (2), StraightRazor (3)

Ch. 4 - "The Family Jewels" - Due Feb. 23, 2000
Endlessly (1), flashlight7.5 (2), Kip Carson (3)

Ch. 5 - "The Plot Thickens..." - Due Feb. 26, 2000
Xander (1), Angel (2), Lilianna (3),

Ch. 6 - "A Night in the Slammer" - Due Feb. 29, 2000
BluesManII (1), Dakota Ryan (2), BJ (3)

Ch. 7 - "The Killer - Unmasked!!" - Due Mar. 3, 2000
Shaggy2Dope (1), Stef Carson (2), mrhappy (3)

Ch. 8 - "All's Well That Ends Well.. Or Is It?" - Due Mar. 6, 2000
Bryan P. (1), HotMale (2), Butterfly (3)

 

[Laurel]

It has come to my attention that there's some serious lagging going on with this chain story. I haven't said anything up until this point because I left in the middle of the project and garbled it up a bit, but now authors & readers are writing me wondering what's going on.

This is a fun project, so it's totally cool if you signed up but can no longer continue. I just need to know who's in and who's not. A few other people have written wanting to know if they can get involved, and I'd be willing to give 'em your spot if you're unable to do your chapter. No big deal at all, and I understand completely - just let me know.

Since HSWriter can't continue (which is fine - he let us know and all, so no biggie), *Eve* is working on his part. This should be to me soon, and then I'll post that so Thread 1 can continue. On the other threads, it seems like both Ch. V's are MIA. Angel & Liliana, if you're still in, let me know when the chapters will be to me so I can let the people behind you know when to expect them.

If anyone has any questions/comments/etc., drop me an email! Thanks, and take care...

 

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If anyone has any questions/comments/etc., drop me an email! Thanks, and take care...

You too!