The Low-Fliers Club

[mstryninja]

No, Lefty, I didn't know she babysat.

I used to babysit. Had four kids, hellraisers all.

They loved me to death. Except the fourteen year old girl who was offended that her parents thought she needed a babysitter.

The ten year old was my little partner. I taught him a few trick punches and pressure points with which to annoy his big sister.
The six year old was a burgeoning homosexual that wouldn't do anything he was told.
I made him do alot of pushups.

Then there was the three year old. She was the cutest little thing ever smart as a whip I tell ya.
I got fired from that job because the little one ate some of her rash ointment. I had fallen asleep on the couch.

edit to include: GOD I'M BORED

 

[southpaw77]

You sound like a great babysitter... LOL

I have 2 evil geniuses and one that just doesn't care - she's going to be mean and do it with a smile. Wanna come babysit?

 

[Moonlust]

Oh man, you guys must have some patience. I have none.

I do like talking to little kids more than most boring adults.

 

[mstryninja]

You sound like a great babysitter... LOL

I have 2 evil geniuses and one that just doesn't care - she's going to be mean and do it with a smile. Wanna come babysit? s of

Would that I could boss, but I've got work to do way up here far far away from the swamp the southeast.

I warned 'em that day the kid ate the ointment that I was sick and shouldn't be around their kids.

They begged me to watch them saying they desperately needed a day to themselves.

BAH

 

[southpaw77]

Oh man, you guys must have some patience. I have none.

I do like talking to little kids more than most boring adults.

LOL I'm "impatience" personified... but the kids are amusing, and they're mine. It also doesn't hurt that they're smarter than most adults I know...lol

 

[mstryninja]

Oh man, you guys must have some patience. I have none.

I do like talking to little kids more than most boring adults.

I am patient. Very very patient, but not when it comes to everything.

If there is a human being that can lessen my wait time and doesn't do everything in their power to do that very thing, then I will become very impatient, volatile, even abrasive. And that's just stage one.

 

[southpaw77]

Would that I could boss, but I've got work to do way up here far far away from the swamp the southeast.

I warned 'em that day the kid ate the ointment that I was sick and shouldn't be around their kids.

They begged me to watch them saying they desperately needed a day to themselves.

BAH

That's silly anyway... like a little ointment's gonna hurt the kid. Unless it was prescription, in which case, they should have locked it up. Parents are so willing to shift the blame, ya know.
I'm assuming you have a much better job now, though...

 

[mstryninja]

That's silly anyway... like a little ointment's gonna hurt the kid. Unless it was prescription, in which case, they should have locked it up. Parents are so willing to shift the blame, ya know.
I'm assuming you have a much better job now, though...

Oh yeah, now I babysit one adult.

Executive assistant a.k.a. Glorified Secretary.

 

[Moonlust]

South: Oh! Well I'm told if they're your own kids, it's very different. I'm nowhere near being in that line.

Mister Ninja: Ditto. Ticking time bomb, but always very polite about it. I'm more of the low-toned, sarcastic, insulting mad.

 

[southpaw77]

Oh yeah, now I babysit one adult.

Executive assistant a.k.a. Glorified Secretary.

Nevermind... it's even more frustrating to explain common sense to someone who should already know it.

 

[mstryninja]

*snip*

Mister Ninja: Ditto. Ticking time bomb, but always very polite about it. I'm more of the low-toned, sarcastic, insulting mad.

That's definitely the worst part about my job. I often have to wait on other people to get paperwork done in order to finish my paperwork.

It's so very agrivating, but I'm also polite about it.

Polite indignation is sometimes more effective than the righteous sort.

At least you have an artistic outlet. You get to dance dance dance.

I wish I had the time for Judo or dance classes.
If only I could move with passion I would be so much cooler inside.

P.S. You can call me Mr.E

 

[southpaw77]

South: Oh! Well I'm told if they're your own kids, it's very different. I'm nowhere near being in that line.

Spend a few days substituting in a public elementary school... then see if you ever want kids. lol

 

[Guest]

Thanks Darlin'. It's good to be back and full of meatballs.

So what was the craving clue.

Come on, clue me in.

You don't know about the "What are you craving" Thread?!?!?

 

[mstryninja]

Apparently not. Clue me in.

Do it.

Quetzacoatl will be appeased if you do it.

 

[southpaw77]

Nevermind... it's even more frustrating to explain common sense to someone who should already know it.

Looking at this again... I realized that you could take that as being directed at YOU!
Didn't mean it that way... sorry!
What I meant was that it's harder to explain common sense to an adult (your boss) than a child.
There! Fixed!

 

[Moonlust]

At least you have an artistic outlet. You get to dance dance dance.

I wish I had the time for Judo or dance classes.
If only I could move with passion I would be so much cooler inside.

P.S. You can call me Mr.E [/B]

Right, but in some ways it's the same. I don't have any say in what I'm doing with my own body sometimes.

You should take a movement class!!!! Make time.

I like Mister Ninja better, Mister Ninja.

 

[Guest]

Apparently not. Clue me in.

Do it.

Quetzacoatl will be appeased if you do it.

There I bumped the thread.

 

[mstryninja]

What is a movement class, Lady Dansa?


SP, I don't know what you were trying to say. It was completely lost on me.
Even if it were directed at me there is no context.
GIVE ME CONTEXT!!!

Please, Lady Lefty, 'splain.

 

[Moonlust]

Oh, I just meant any type of movement, be it judo or yoga or even ballroom! I wish I could take some classes like that too, but my schedule is tight.

 

[mstryninja]

There I bumped the thread.

That was as enlightening as a darkness spell and I'm a decently persceptive individual.

The most I could make outta that is thus:

The strangle hold of a lawful bond may be dampening your spirit.
Vague enough for you?

 

[southpaw77]

What is a movement class, Lady Dansa?


SP, I don't know what you were trying to say. It was completely lost on me.
Even if it were directed at me there is no context.
GIVE ME CONTEXT!!!

Please, Lady Lefty, 'splain.

Apparently I'm being cryptic... lol

Let me slow down... I was saying that your "babysitting" job is difficult because you may have a hard time explaining things to your boss. It is especially frustrating because your boss is an adult and should understand common sense and be able to do some things for him/herself. Whereas with kids, it's kind of expected for them to be difficult.

Is that better? I hope so! lol

 

[Guest]

Clear as mud ninja

 

[mstryninja]

Oh, I just meant any type of movement, be it judo or yoga or even ballroom! I wish I could take some classes like that too, but my schedule is tight.

Oh, yes of course.

When I say I don't have the time, lady dear, I mean that all the schools in my area are closed by the time I get out of work. Making the time would involve quitting a job I've commited to for one year.
I can't do that. I swore a blood oath.
Okay so it was an employment contract, but it's legaly binding.

I bet your schedule isn't all that's tight
Dansa Dansa.

I bet your abs and gluts are tight too.

 

[Aurora_s_Flame]

*sneaks in to perv on a few AV's for a moment*

 

[mstryninja]

Apparently I'm being cryptic... lol

Let me slow down... I was saying that your "babysitting" job is difficult because you may have a hard time explaining things to your boss. It is especially frustrating because your boss is an adult and should understand common sense and be able to do some things for him/herself. Whereas with kids, it's kind of expected for them to be difficult.

Is that better? I hope so! lol

Oh yes darling lefty, that helps me understand.

Thank you for furthering my comprehension.

OH JOY!!