The Living Works of Art Challenge

"Take up gardening," they said.

"It will help you with your anger issues," they said.

They were all fucking wrong. The rabbits have ravaged his green beans, the corn got blight and Laocoon has gotten himself hopelessly tangled in the hose. His sons were no help either, as they had taken off to the beach where they believed they had been promised a gift of Trojan whores. On a side note: people should really enunciate better.:rolleyes:

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Sorry the gardening didn't help but the pic is great.
 
That's a creative solution.

Thanks :)

"Take up gardening," they said.

"It will help you with your anger issues," they said.

They were all fucking wrong. The rabbits have ravaged his green beans, the corn got blight and Laocoon has gotten himself hopelessly tangled in the hose. His sons were no help either, as they had taken off to the beach where they believed they had been promised a gift of Trojan whores. On a side note: people should really enunciate better.:rolleyes:

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A garden hose...brilliant! I couldn't think of anything great to work as a snake. Good call.
 
Clever idea.

Well, I couldn't think of any way to do a serpent, but thanks.;)

"Take up gardening," they said.

"It will help you with your anger issues," they said.

They were all fucking wrong. The rabbits have ravaged his green beans, the corn got blight and Laocoon has gotten himself hopelessly tangled in the hose. His sons were no help either, as they had taken off to the beach where they believed they had been promised a gift of Trojan whores. On a side note: people should really enunciate better.:rolleyes:

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Now why didn't I think of that serpent? That's the real clever.:cool:

You never fail to entertain with your renditions.
I hate it when my hangers get tangled. Lol

Well done.

I never fail to be pleased that you're entertained. And I would love to help untangle your hangers.:devil:
 
"Take up gardening," they said.

"It will help you with your anger issues," they said.

They were all fucking wrong. The rabbits have ravaged his green beans, the corn got blight and Laocoon has gotten himself hopelessly tangled in the hose. His sons were no help either, as they had taken off to the beach where they believed they had been promised a gift of Trojan whores. On a side note: people should really enunciate better.:rolleyes:

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I will enunciate very clearly: Excellent and creative rendition, JRP with a very entertaining narrative. And OMG what a magnificent body you have! You are a classic and a terrible tease. :devil: :heart:
 
"Take up gardening," they said.

"It will help you with your anger issues," they said.

They were all fucking wrong. The rabbits have ravaged his green beans, the corn got blight and Laocoon has gotten himself hopelessly tangled in the hose. His sons were no help either, as they had taken off to the beach where they believed they had been promised a gift of Trojan whores. On a side note: people should really enunciate better.:rolleyes:

A+ for creativity! You guys are really doing a great job with this one that's very difficult to copy by yourself.

Lit men are awesome!! :heart:
 
Nothing like the original: Laocoon has been in a hasty rush to warn the city of the Greek deception with that horse. Trying to get dressed, he gets tangled up in hangers (not at all the nice kind that some of our lovely ladies can show, and worse than any serpents). The sons have fled, lest they get caught up in his rage. Later, among the citizens of Troy, he is ignored as a nut case because he is running around naked.:eek:

http://imgur.com/Jkwb93u

I don't think a man running around naked is a nut case. In fact, I think it's great art.

This is a tough one to pull off...

http://i.imgur.com/hxTQYcL.jpg?3

Wow, three times the fun and art. High marks to the models too.

"Take up gardening," they said.

"It will help you with your anger issues," they said.

They were all fucking wrong. The rabbits have ravaged his green beans, the corn got blight and Laocoon has gotten himself hopelessly tangled in the hose. His sons were no help either, as they had taken off to the beach where they believed they had been promised a gift of Trojan whores. On a side note: people should really enunciate better.:rolleyes:

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Wasn't there a naked gardening day recently? This model should relax and enjoy the day. I know I am.
 
I guess a casual PG thread comment emboldened me to try this even though I’m still working at toning and trimming. I’m also humbled by the talented participants.
Basically I’ve tried for somewhat of a faded tintype postcard image similar to period photography of a bygone era.

http://i.imgur.com/Ax4kqao.jpg
 
I guess a casual PG thread comment emboldened me to try this even though I’m still working at toning and trimming. I’m also humbled by the talented participants.
Basically I’ve tried for somewhat of a faded tintype postcard image similar to period photography of a bygone era.

http://i.imgur.com/Ax4kqao.jpg

I really am so excited that you have started posting pictures. I think this one is amazing. I think you did a great job!! :):)
 
Nothing like the original: Laocoon has been in a hasty rush to warn the city of the Greek deception with that horse. Trying to get dressed, he gets tangled up in hangers (not at all the nice kind that some of our lovely ladies can show, and worse than any serpents). The sons have fled, lest they get caught up in his rage. Later, among the citizens of Troy, he is ignored as a nut case because he is running around naked.:eek:

http://imgur.com/Jkwb93u

Let me help you with the, er, hangers. :devil: Yes, I'm definitely focussing on the hangers... *giggles* I do like the glint of your wedding ring in this one, and the twist in your torso.

This is a tough one to pull off...

http://i.imgur.com/hxTQYcL.jpg?3

Very good - a triptych no less. Very classical, and excellent use of the towel as serpent.

"Take up gardening," they said.

"It will help you with your anger issues," they said.

They were all fucking wrong. The rabbits have ravaged his green beans, the corn got blight and Laocoon has gotten himself hopelessly tangled in the hose. His sons were no help either, as they had taken off to the beach where they believed they had been promised a gift of Trojan whores. On a side note: people should really enunciate better.:rolleyes:

*swoons* gorgeous, JRP, and I love the use of the hose. The lighting in this is beautiful, and the hint of darkness and beyond at the bottom of the picture is incredibly tantalising.

I guess a casual PG thread comment emboldened me to try this even though I’m still working at toning and trimming. I’m also humbled by the talented participants.
Basically I’ve tried for somewhat of a faded tintype postcard image similar to period photography of a bygone era.

http://i.imgur.com/Ax4kqao.jpg

This is very lovely, tnman, I love that you've gone for the full pose, and that rope... *shivers* I can imagine all kinds of ... things... ensuing once we've got you untangled :devil:
 
I guess a casual PG thread comment emboldened me to try this even though I’m still working at toning and trimming. I’m also humbled by the talented participants.
Basically I’ve tried for somewhat of a faded tintype postcard image similar to period photography of a bygone era.

http://i.imgur.com/Ax4kqao.jpg

Wonderful to see another participant in the LWoA.
Fantastic job and the use of rope is great.
 
I guess a casual PG thread comment emboldened me to try this even though I’m still working at toning and trimming. I’m also humbled by the talented participants.
Basically I’ve tried for somewhat of a faded tintype postcard image similar to period photography of a bygone era.

http://i.imgur.com/Ax4kqao.jpg

Welcome, Tnman. It is great to have another model for the museum. Nice job on your first pose.
 
I guess a casual PG thread comment emboldened me to try this even though I’m still working at toning and trimming. I’m also humbled by the talented participants.
Basically I’ve tried for somewhat of a faded tintype postcard image similar to period photography of a bygone era.

http://i.imgur.com/Ax4kqao.jpg
I love your enthusiasm for these pics now, you always look fabulous too...love it ;)
 
I guess a casual PG thread comment emboldened me to try this even though I’m still working at toning and trimming. I’m also humbled by the talented participants.
Basically I’ve tried for somewhat of a faded tintype postcard image similar to period photography of a bygone era.

http://i.imgur.com/Ax4kqao.jpg

New model and nice pose for this hard one. Glad you joined the gallery.
 
Nothing like the original: Laocoon has been in a hasty rush to warn the city of the Greek deception with that horse. Trying to get dressed, he gets tangled up in hangers (not at all the nice kind that some of our lovely ladies can show, and worse than any serpents). The sons have fled, lest they get caught up in his rage. Later, among the citizens of Troy, he is ignored as a nut case because he is running around naked.:eek:

Looks like you've been hiding in my closet! Love it!

This is a tough one to pull off...

You worked extra hard on this, doing all three poses! Excellent!

"Take up gardening," they said.

"It will help you with your anger issues," they said.

They were all fucking wrong. The rabbits have ravaged his green beans, the corn got blight and Laocoon has gotten himself hopelessly tangled in the hose. His sons were no help either, as they had taken off to the beach where they believed they had been promised a gift of Trojan whores. On a side note: people should really enunciate better.:rolleyes:

What a grip you have on your hose! Sexy as ever, JP! :kiss:

I guess a casual PG thread comment emboldened me to try this even though I’m still working at toning and trimming. I’m also humbled by the talented participants.
Basically I’ve tried for somewhat of a faded tintype postcard image similar to period photography of a bygone era.

That's a wonderful pic! I'm gonna have to keep an eye out for more pics from you! :devil:
 
I guess a casual PG thread comment emboldened me to try this even though I’m still working at toning and trimming. I’m also humbled by the talented participants.
Basically I’ve tried for somewhat of a faded tintype postcard image similar to period photography of a bygone era.

http://i.imgur.com/Ax4kqao.jpg

Welcome, tnman, and truly a fine contribution! Congratulations also to glendale22, JRP and gantastical - the standard remains excellent!

My contribution will arrive, as soon as an opportunity presents itself. ;)
 
Welcome, tnman, and truly a fine contribution! Congratulations also to glendale22, JRP and gantastical - the standard remains excellent!

My contribution will arrive, as soon as an opportunity presents itself. ;)

I'll be waiting... not so patiently!
 
I guess a casual PG thread comment emboldened me to try this even though I’m still working at toning and trimming. I’m also humbled by the talented participants.
Basically I’ve tried for somewhat of a faded tintype postcard image similar to period photography of a bygone era.

http://i.imgur.com/Ax4kqao.jpg

You did a really nice job with a difficult photo to copy tnman, like I said, Lit men are awesome!

Welcome to the thread, stay a while won't you?
 
I really am so excited that you have started posting pictures. I think this one is amazing. I think you did a great job!! :):)

Thanks Sassy I appreciate it. :heart:

This is very lovely, tnman, I love that you've gone for the full pose, and that rope... *shivers* I can imagine all kinds of ... things... ensuing once we've got you untangled :devil:

Thanks Numeniusa for the wonderful comment and suggestion. :heart:

Wonderful to see another participant in the LWoA.
Fantastic job and the use of rope is great.

Thanks Icy I appreciate it.

Welcome, Tnman. It is great to have another model for the museum. Nice job on your first pose.

Thanks JRP, you were a tough act to follow

I love your enthusiasm for these pics now, you always look fabulous too...love it ;)

Thanks FF, I appreciate it.

New model and nice pose for this hard one. Glad you joined the gallery.

Thanks msglendale32A, I appreciate it.

That's a wonderful pic! I'm gonna have to keep an eye out for more pics from you! :devil:

Thanks Kimleigh I appreciate it. :heart:

Welcome, tnman, and truly a fine contribution! Congratulations also to glendale22, JRP and gantastical - the standard remains excellent!

My contribution will arrive, as soon as an opportunity presents itself. ;)

Thanks Hornblende, I'm interested in seeing your take on this

You did a really nice job with a difficult photo to copy tnman, like I said, Lit men are awesome!

Welcome to the thread, stay a while won't you?

Thanks talikat I appreciate it. :heart:
 
I guess a casual PG thread comment emboldened me to try this even though I’m still working at toning and trimming. I’m also humbled by the talented participants.
Basically I’ve tried for somewhat of a faded tintype postcard image similar to period photography of a bygone era.

http://i.imgur.com/Ax4kqao.jpg

Not the kind of tintype I see at flea markets. Too bad about that because this kind would sell a lot.:cool:

Let me help you with the, er, hangers. :devil: Yes, I'm definitely focussing on the hangers... *giggles* I do like the glint of your wedding ring in this one, and the twist in your torso.

Having you to focus on my hanger is a tribute to my, ahem, art.:kiss:

Looks like you've been hiding in my closet! Love it!

If I was hiding in your closet, I'd come jumping out at opportune times, you can be sure. Thanks for the suggestion.:kiss:

Welcome, tnman, and truly a fine contribution! Congratulations also to glendale22, JRP and gantastical - the standard remains excellent!

My contribution will arrive, as soon as an opportunity presents itself. ;)

Thank you for my part of the congrats. I'll be awaiting the arrival of your artwork.:cool:
 
Sorry the gardening didn't help but the pic is great.

Thanks, Icy.

A garden hose...brilliant! I couldn't think of anything great to work as a snake. Good call.

Now why didn't I think of that serpent? That's the real clever.

Every so often, I get a bright idea.:rolleyes:

I will enunciate very clearly: Excellent and creative rendition, JRP with a very entertaining narrative. And OMG what a magnificent body you have! You are a classic and a terrible tease. :devil: :heart:

You always say such delightful things to me.:kiss:

A+ for creativity! You guys are really doing a great job with this one that's very difficult to copy by yourself.

Lit men are awesome!! :heart:
Thank you, Tali, on behalf of all the Lit men.

Wasn't there a naked gardening day recently? This model should relax and enjoy the day. I know I am.

Isn't that every day?:D

*swoons* gorgeous, JRP, and I love the use of the hose. The lighting in this is beautiful, and the hint of darkness and beyond at the bottom of the picture is incredibly tantalising.

Glad to tantalize you.:kiss:

What a grip you have on your hose! Sexy as ever, JP! :kiss:

I have lots of practice gripping my hose.;):devil:

Congratulations also to glendale22, JRP and gantastical - the standard remains excellent!

My contribution will arrive, as soon as an opportunity presents itself.

Thanks, now we just need yours.
 
"Take up gardening," they said.

"It will help you with your anger issues," they said.

They were all fucking wrong. The rabbits have ravaged his green beans, the corn got blight and Laocoon has gotten himself hopelessly tangled in the hose. His sons were no help either, as they had taken off to the beach where they believed they had been promised a gift of Trojan whores. On a side note: people should really enunciate better.:rolleyes:

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MMMM I would love to see this YOU AT the Met in NYC :D:devil:
 
I guess a casual PG thread comment emboldened me to try this even though I’m still working at toning and trimming. I’m also humbled by the talented participants.
Basically I’ve tried for somewhat of a faded tintype postcard image similar to period photography of a bygone era.

http://i.imgur.com/Ax4kqao.jpg

Just AMAZING AND SIMPLY SEXY AND SENSUAL.
MMMM & MMMM & MMMM & MMMMM
did I said MMMMMMM :D:devil:
:heart:it
:kiss::kiss::kiss:
 
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