Hornblende
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A fine effort!
The Living Works of Art Challenge
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A fine effort!
Hornblende
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Like H, I've been traveling and had to improvise a bit. I also had only enough battery power in the camera for one shot. After a long day on the road, I surveyed my kingdom (aka hotel room) and, remote in hand, exercised my influence over my loyal subject (the TV).
Ha! Brilliant, JRP!
Hornblende
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Thank you!
I like the beard and the casual pose. Hotels rooms can be relaxing.
Yes indeed, we did do some 'relaxing'.
We travelers must make due with what is available. Nice virtual beard.
...and a matching carpet from your contribution?!
We didn't really have time to make full use of that chair, did we?
Who is this? Do I know you?
talikat
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I am now a fan of virtual beards, who knew?Here is Zeus, strangely discovered in a London hotel room. We did consider going to buy a fake beard from a fancy dress shop, but ultimately opted for a "virtual beard".
Also a fan of any chance to gawk at your legs! Also some really nice legs gangtastical, I'm loving this Zeus one!
Where do we apply for being a loyal subject?
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glendale22
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Mmmm. I'm with Ms G on this one...
Then I'm with you and with MsG on this one too. Thanks.
wilderness
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lol, some games are too long even for gods who have all the time in the world.
Watch out for that assistant! She may have ulterior motives.
The virtual beard worked out well.Here is Zeus, strangely discovered in a London hotel room. We did consider going to buy a fake beard from a fancy dress shop, but ultimately opted for a "virtual beard".
http://i.imgur.com/BnO7vXl.jpg
Looking regal.
You look like the master of your domain. It's godly to control your subject from afar.
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wilderness
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Anyway, I tried.
My bro, Poseidon, is taking me fishing. Later, he wants to troll for mermaids. I'll be his fin man.
http://imgur.com/yLUhpnM
My bro, Poseidon, is taking me fishing. Later, he wants to troll for mermaids. I'll be his fin man.
http://imgur.com/yLUhpnM
Icy1
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Haha. Love it.
Hornblende
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JRPerrone
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Judging by the drapery's settled look, you weren't finding the porn channel. As a god, you should be more demanding of you loyal subject. And then have a good story about room service too.
There's a porn channel?!!!
Why doesn't anyone tell me these things before it's too late?Looks like the same carpet as ours, JRP! Was there a free rubber duck in your bathroom?!
That pose suits you very nicely. And the chair looks sturdy enough for your subject to show her devotion in enthusiastic fashion.
Now I feel cheated. I didn't get a rubber duck . . . or even a rubber.
Yes, enthusiasm is good. And sturdy chairs.Aww, I'm just trying my hand at lurking. Thanks.
My reputation precedes me.
Thanks Ms. G.Thank you.
Must have been a volume discount on both sides of the pond.
No application required . . . just show up and demonstrate your loyalty as you see fit. On your knees would be a good start.Where do we apply for being a loyal subject?
Yes, from all of 4 feet away.You look like the master of your domain. It's godly to control your subject from afar.
That's quite the impressive beard. Nice concept.
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The next challenge, selected by my lovely assistant, is Laocoon. He seems to be having a bit of trouble with serpents:
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glendale22
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Thanks, and don't worry. I always have my eye on her.
Even if you don't catch anything, looks like you'll have fun.
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hotoldrguy
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And one of the assistants has to be missing a handGreat. So all I need is two assistants and a zoo.
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Looks like fun. Be sure to take pics of the mermaids when you catch them.
You have a lovely assistant too? She has good ideas.
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A re-review of this thread and the current challenge have me in the “Holy S**t” and how in the hell mode.
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Nothing like the original: Laocoon has been in a hasty rush to warn the city of the Greek deception with that horse. Trying to get dressed, he gets tangled up in hangers (not at all the nice kind that some of our lovely ladies can show, and worse than any serpents). The sons have fled, lest they get caught up in his rage. Later, among the citizens of Troy, he is ignored as a nut case because he is running around naked.
http://imgur.com/Jkwb93u
http://imgur.com/Jkwb93u
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Nothing like the original: Laocoon has been in a hasty rush to warn the city of the Greek deception with that horse. Trying to get dressed, he gets tangled up in hangers (not at all the nice kind that some of our lovely ladies can show, and worse than any serpents). The sons have fled, lest they get caught up in his rage. Later, among the citizens of Troy, he is ignored as a nut case because he is running around naked.
http://imgur.com/Jkwb93u
Nicely done.
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talikat
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Nothing like the original: Laocoon has been in a hasty rush to warn the city of the Greek deception with that horse. Trying to get dressed, he gets tangled up in hangers (not at all the nice kind that some of our lovely ladies can show, and worse than any serpents). The sons have fled, lest they get caught up in his rage. Later, among the citizens of Troy, he is ignored as a nut case because he is running around naked.
Wire hangers?????
LOL j/k It don't matter when there's naked men to look at! You always, ALWAYS make me smile! Thank you!! You did great with it though, I'm impressed!!
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Thank you, but your effort shows real cleverness. I looked at the original and didn't even try to get this kind of effect.
Wire hangers?????
Standing naked in front of a pretty lady, even though ridiculous, and she still smiles. What more could I ask?
JRPerrone
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Nothing like the original: Laocoon has been in a hasty rush to warn the city of the Greek deception with that horse. Trying to get dressed, he gets tangled up in hangers (not at all the nice kind that some of our lovely ladies can show, and worse than any serpents). The sons have fled, lest they get caught up in his rage. Later, among the citizens of Troy, he is ignored as a nut case because he is running around naked.
http://imgur.com/Jkwb93u
Clever idea.
JRPerrone
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That's a creative solution.
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"Take up gardening," they said.
"It will help you with your anger issues," they said.
They were all fucking wrong. The rabbits have ravaged his green beans, the corn got blight and Laocoon has gotten himself hopelessly tangled in the hose. His sons were no help either, as they had taken off to the beach where they believed they had been promised a gift of Trojan whores. On a side note: people should really enunciate better.
"It will help you with your anger issues," they said.
They were all fucking wrong. The rabbits have ravaged his green beans, the corn got blight and Laocoon has gotten himself hopelessly tangled in the hose. His sons were no help either, as they had taken off to the beach where they believed they had been promised a gift of Trojan whores. On a side note: people should really enunciate better.
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Icy1
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Nothing like the original: Laocoon has been in a hasty rush to warn the city of the Greek deception with that horse. Trying to get dressed, he gets tangled up in hangers (not at all the nice kind that some of our lovely ladies can show, and worse than any serpents). The sons have fled, lest they get caught up in his rage. Later, among the citizens of Troy, he is ignored as a nut case because he is running around naked.
http://imgur.com/Jkwb93u
You never fail to entertain with your renditions.
I hate it when my hangers get tangled. Lol
Well done.
