The Litties 2015

[IhateClowns]

Welcome ladies and gentlemen (I use that term loosely) to The Litties 2015 award show. Unfortunately for the 2nd year in a row, our host has backed out in the last minute. So I am left trying to steer this ship in the right direction.

How is everyone doing tonight?

 

[Inspirinious]

I'm here!

 

[IhateClowns]

Sweet! About what I expected. An audience of one. Needless to say 100% of our winners will not be accepting their awards in person this evening. You can put away your camera.

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

*polite applause*

 

[IhateClowns]

*polite applause*

Polite? I figured you would be throwing D cell batteries by now.

 

[Inspirinious]

Too much partying on the red carpet.

 

[BlueEyedGent]

women, close your legs for a minute...too much distraction!

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

Too much partying on the red carpet.

It's an orgy out here!

 

[IhateClowns]

Too much partying on the red carpet.

Clearly. I figure only 6 people are going to actively follow this fiasco anyway

 

[Terranim]

((Fires bottle rockets at the stage to celebrate))

Woohoo!

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Polite? I figured you would be throwing D cell batteries by now.

Waste not, want not. My vibrator doesn't run on air, you know.

 

[Suz_anne]

I'm inactively following the festivities.

 

[Inspirinious]

Oh, you know celebrities. Always fashionably late.

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

Waste not, want not. My vibrator doesn't run on air, you know.

You need to look into some solar power.

 

[TongueLust]

Take your seats!!

 

[IhateClowns]

Looking out over our crowd of 4 people I am so happy with the turnout. All we are missing is cake, pot, qualudes, and silly string. There is plenty of Pussy beer in your gift baskets under your folding chairs. Please help yourselves.

 

[Suz_anne]

Oh, I have pot. I'm just not sharing.

 

[BlueEyedGent]

I am trying to round up TL...
damn...she has probably something in her mouth right now...


TL!!!!!!!!!!!!! CUM and get your seat!

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

You need to look into some solar power.

I wonder if I can get it subsidized by the government?

 

[IhateClowns]

In case of any emergency fire breaking out, I need 3 strong people to pick TL up, spread her open, fist her ass, and let her squirt out the fire. Do I have any volunteers? I would volunteer to be the fister, but I really fucking love this watch.

 

[TongueLust]

Looking out over our crowd of 4 people I am so happy with the turnout. All we are missing is cake, pot, qualudes, and silly string. There is plenty of Pussy beer in your gift baskets under your folding chairs. Please help yourselves.

I'm ready!!

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[lovetopleasewomen]

Qualudes just put me to sleep.

 

[Terranim]

Take your seats!!

((Pulls TL onto my lap))

Here ya go!

 

[TongueLust]

I am trying to round up TL...
damn...she has probably something in her mouth right now...


TL!!!!!!!!!!!!! CUM and get your seat!

I heard that.

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

I wonder if I can get it subsidized by the government?

all that money has already been stolen.