the lit world spins ?

[Guest]

(hoping i wont get sued with the change of name)


This week at lit :

teachers became on the verge of going postal at lit but the matter was quickly resolved within 24 hours with a pay off that was reported to be "a large amount of coffee"


during the teachers strike grammar and punctuation went missing from many posts in the confusion sexy-girl was quoted as saying "my mother lisa" which caused much terror in the sexy-girl household


also in the week the literotica brat made a dramatic transformation going incognito in the world of lit although her disguise was quickly seen thru as her unique character shined and she reappeared on the other side even more bratty then usual with a disclaimer to boot


mistress honey also made news having her first vanilla flavored ice cream from the famous "one night stand"


many lies were also told as people tried to out do each other with bigger and bigger fibs killer muffin truly rocked the lit world though when she revealed that her stud muffin was none other then our very own todd ... todd was unable to be found for comment though


there was also some amounts of trolling and arguing but thats stuff's boring


the final report coming in is the return of MIA lit member lavender what storys will she have to tell what adventures has she been on time will tell


anyway perhaps others can fill in stuff i've missed (sorry this wasnt in quite the same vain as lit world turns but im not as creative as most people )

 

[sexy-girl]

damn that was me

 

[lavender]

 

[sexy-girl]

those responses just lead to more questions


you are a true star of literotica returning and then leaving us with our heads still spinning


good luck with your studys and finals im sure you'll do great

 

[sexy-girl]

can see the tubbleweed blowing thru this thread oh well

 

[Starfish]

Does Never masturbate as much as I imagine her to?

I hope so. I hope she does it on the counter in the kitchen, and on the hallway floor so that you have to walk over her and cook with her going at it and all.

That's at least the way it should be.

 

[Rollin Fun]

ooooooomg

damn sexy,

that was just too funny!!!!!!!!

great, comical week in review!!!!!!!!

 

[sexy-girl]

glad you liked it rollin theres other people that i copied this from and they've done it a lot better though


and starfish thats a um er interesting thought how comes never isnt posting so much lately though ?

 

[Starfish]

It takes a lot of time up to rub your pussy all day. Also, I think she has to work and sleep or something but that is totally irrelivent, and pointless.