The lit old timers thread

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The World Series of Poker Main Event Final Table started tonight. 9 players down to 3 for tomorrow's broadcast from a record 10,044 entrants. $12.1M to the winner.

I love to watch poker

 

[Not Normal]

I love to watch poker

I watch and play a lot. I should study more.

 

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Shit, update: A bunch of my hands arrived, AND a couple of them were those art model hands that you can adjust. MY FUGGIN MOM WITH DEMENTIA LOVED THEM! Talk about fidget toys. She loves modeling them and putting them in different positions. Fucking stroke of genius on my part. The last 2 times I visited her, she used those model hands to give me the finga. Fuck yeah crazy mom! She also picked her nose with it. And one of her nurse aides wanted a set so I fugging ordered a bunch more (fugging I'm in an amazon loop of mannequins. They keep suggesting, I keep ordering. At some point it's gotta stop. I've starting dressing them. It's kinda' fugging awesome.)


And holy FUCKING SHIT!!! Was that breakwall? BREAKWALL!

See this guy? This guy is easily the coolest guy on Lit.

Sorry Bob, honourable mention tho.

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

See this guy? This guy is easily the coolest guy on Lit.

Sorry Bob, honourable mention tho.

STD has always been a cool guy. But coolest guy on Lit? It used to be Problem Child or IFB, but these days, I'd say Q is the coolest.

 

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STD has always been a cool guy. But coolest guy on Lit? It used to be Problem Child or IFB, but these days, I'd say Q is the coolest.

Q is the whip smart cruise director of this lifeboat. Don your best whites gentlemen, there’s a soirée on the Lido deck.

 

[thør]

There's cheap whiskey in steerage.

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

Q is the whip smart cruise director of this lifeboat. Don your best whites gentlemen, there’s a soirée on the Lido deck.

 

[spacekowboy]

Q is the whip smart cruise director of this lifeboat. Don your best whites gentlemen, there’s a soirée on the Lido deck.

Word around the campfire is he like the whities tight.

 

[spacekowboy]

There's cheap whiskey in steerage.

Cheap as in inexpensive or cheap as in poor quality?
I'm thrifty, but I also don't want to be puking my guts out the entire cruise.

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

Word around the campfire is he like the whities tight.

Let's not get into his sexual preferences here

 

[thør]

Cheap as in inexpensive or cheap as in poor quality?
I'm thrifty, but I also don't want to be puking my guts out the entire cruise.

Inexpensive. We're not savages.

 

[Plasmaball]

Inexpensive. We're not savages.

I'd go savage on a few women here.

 

[patient1]

Inexpensive. We're not savages.

Ha! Anybody remember when the legendary AusTess (of Ampics fame ) was over here and mentioned that she bought canned bourbon? The shock and horror that such a thing existed?

 

[silver gurl]

Ha! Anybody remember when the legendary AusTess (of Ampics fame ) was over here and mentioned that she bought canned bourbon? The shock and horror that such a thing existed?

Oh, that doesn’t sound so good.

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

Ha! Anybody remember when the legendary AusTess (of Ampics fame ) was over here and mentioned that she bought canned bourbon? The shock and horror that such a thing existed?

Maybe if it was in a mason jar with seal...that kind of canned.

 

[patient1]

Apparently it was a normal thing in Australia back in the day. I think she may have posted a picture.

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

Apparently it was a normal thing in Australia back in the day.

Oh, no wonder.

 

[patient1]

STD has always been a cool guy. But coolest guy on Lit? It used to be Problem Child or IFB, but these days, I'd say Q is the coolest.

Agreed. He might be the funniest, though.

 

[thør]

Ha! Anybody remember when the legendary AusTess (of Ampics fame ) was over here and mentioned that she bought canned bourbon? The shock and horror that such a thing existed?

Criminal to some. Yet, some folk believe it's criminal to make corn whiskey.

I had some very nice bottled-in-bond bourbon on the golf course Friday before last. Henry McKenna single barrel, I believe.

Speaking of, where the hell is McKenna?

 

[Queersetti]

STD has always been a cool guy. But coolest guy on Lit? It used to be Problem Child or IFB, but these days, I'd say Q is the coolest.

That's why I get all the pussy.

 

[Queersetti]

Q is the whip smart cruise director of this lifeboat. Don your best whites gentlemen, there’s a soirée on the Lido deck.

Soiree don't feed the bulldog.

 

[Queersetti]

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I've got more hair than that.

In my eyebrows.

 

[Queersetti]

Agreed. He might be the funniest, though.

No pressure, though.

 

[John Doe]

I think some men, not all, have sexy feet. Weird???

Not at all. Quite the contrary. It's the most common form of sexual fetishism for otherwise non-sexual objects or body parts.

 

[John Doe]

Ffs, don't you people have lives?

Nope.