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I'm told you're never wanting.......
The lit old timers thread
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SilvaTungDevil
Sexy Mother Clucker
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Any oldster having difficulty with their backs? Suggestions on mattresses? I'm having all kinds of problems. Speaking of which, DM me if you want to talk about bowel movements. We should keep it private, but I'm kinda' a big deal in the BM community.
SilvaTungDevil
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OY! This fuggin' thread has some old school pedigree! I was gonna' mention who I thought was awesome, but it was all of you.
Man, my hand shipment has been the best. I've been strategically placing them and taking erotic photos of myself. Fuggin' awesome. If anyone wants to borrow them for some boudoir photos, I'd be happy to wash them.
Also, man how fucking hard is it to spell budoir ....boudour.....boudoir.
Man, my hand shipment has been the best. I've been strategically placing them and taking erotic photos of myself. Fuggin' awesome. If anyone wants to borrow them for some boudoir photos, I'd be happy to wash them.
Also, man how fucking hard is it to spell budoir ....boudour.....boudoir.
SilvaTungDevil
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I fuggin' thought starfish was hot. Anybody willing to shake that shit is hot@!
Dude feel free to slide into my DMs about the BMs.
LOL, man 20 years ago we would've been posting about BDSM! Now I'm talking BMs. Fucking Awesome! Level 100!
Bob_Bytchin
Lit Class of '02
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You can still fit DS into your BMs. In fact, I play my Nintendo DS a lot when I'm crapping.
Bob_Bytchin
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*waves*
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It's those things we did 20, 30, 40..... years ago that have our backs fucked up.
I remember a TV show where two of the characters photographed their daily BMs and texted them to each other. Disgusting! What's your number?
Pookie
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Speaking of ... STD!!!
Bob_Bytchin
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You can be the nozzle!
Pookie
Chop!! Chop!!
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I'd rather light the farts.
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I did not know that you were into water sports, too.
Pookie
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This is a no wake zone.
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Karhu-er
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Slow and easy.......This is a no wake zone.
Bob_Bytchin
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Happy Birthday Pookie.
FataMorgana
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Omg! 
Bob_Bytchin
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FataMorgana
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Jesus Christ. Mine looked like that some years back when I left the Veet on too long.
Bob_Bytchin
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A little gristle never hurts.
FataMorgana
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Gristle Minge could be my next Lit name!
Gristle O'Minge to make it jaunty and Irish.
spacekowboy
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I'd chew on it.
With a pint of Guinness.
With a pint of Guinness.
Bob_Bytchin
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The cake?
