The Lit Digest

[Gaucho]

Geez, you mean somebody actually liked this thread?

Damn, where were you a half hour ago when I was picking Dixon's shrapnel out of my ass?

 

[alexandraaah]

I have the Game Show Network lulling in the background.

It is soothing, yes.

 

[Gaucho]

Hi, Alex.

Nice to see you are all ready for 'Lips' AV week (starts Sunday, you know).

Soothing, huh?

Damn, and here all this time I was going for funny.

 

[Gaucho]

By popular demand! More updates…

The ‘Ugly’ debate continues:

Rawhumor: I’m uglier than you are
Hanns: No, you’re not.
RH: Okay, you win.

Would somebody PLEASE get JL a cock to play with? Anyone?
Honey gets licked and she don’t care
Who does Sunstruck have to fuck to get out of prison?
Life still sucks and finally
Osama Bin Dixon is IN the building!

 

[Gaucho]

This just in…

A Nitelight sighting!
The debate continues: AC or DC?

Hanns: Yes, I am!
Redwave: No, I am!
Killswitch: Can I do you both?

Fuck it! Fuck it! Who kicked the bucket?
Lavy apologizes for losing JuicyLips cock.
TX supposes her toeses are roses
Lavy is unnaturally attracted to ugly Avs
The alphabet thread continues and finally
In another debate, apparently Ugly Bisexuals are Pro-Chocolate

That is all!

 

[Dillinger]

Dillinger’s chest is sinking fast…

Guess I need to spend more time in the gym.

 

[Ms_Lilith]

vixenshe is ignoring me

No, I'm not.

 

[Gaucho]

No, I'm not.

Damn! I never make anybody's list.

 

[Rubyfruit]

This is a great thread for the Lit'ster on the go!

Can I have a link to that story about Storm getting pissed on by a girl? Please?

Thanks.

 

[sunstruck]

Re: By popular demand! More updates…

Who does Sunstruck have to fuck to get out of prison?

Who says I want out? We got cable.

 

[Gaucho]

This is a great thread for the Lit'ster on the go!

Can I have a link to that story about Storm getting pissed on by a girl? Please?

Thanks.

Always happy to oblige, Ruby. Think of this as Lit for the ADD among us.

http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=142946

Now, understand, I may have gotten a few of the details wrong. I am on a deadline, after all. But I'm sure the gist is right.

 

[Harbinger]

Ruby is right. We need links. A good journalist should credit sources, or we just might think some of it is made up.

 

[Gaucho]

Re: Re: By popular demand! More updates…

Who says I want out? We got cable.

Yeah, but all they let you watch is "OZ".

 

[April]

Gaucho, babe, you're killing me.

I laughed. Really.

 

[Gaucho]

Gaucho, babe, you're killing me.

I laughed. Really.

You should laugh. You started this, after all.

 

[freakygirl]

You made me choke on my meatloaf sammich...

I'm crying now. Thank you

 

[DéjàNu]

Ruby is right. We need links. A good journalist should credit sources, or we just might think some of it is made up.

nah nah more sources mean more money, you dont need a raise Gaucho?

 

[Gaucho]

nah nah more sources mean more money, you dont need a raise Gaucho?

Naw, this is a pure labor of, er, love. Yeah, that's it. A labor of love.

Besides, you could double my salary and I still wouldn't have enough to tip Dixon.

 

[April]

How did I start this?! I'm innocent. Wasn't even here!

 

[intrigued]

Geez, you mean somebody actually liked this thread?

Damn, where were you a half hour ago when I was picking Dixon's shrapnel out of my ass?

I like it.

It's alot like having the paper delivered to your door, versus having to go into town to buy it.

 

[April]

It's great when you can get just the Sunday paper delivered. Who has time to read the paper every day?

 

[Gaucho]

How did I start this?! I'm innocent. Wasn't even here!

It was something to do with getting to a thousand posts, I think.

And what, I should only do this on Sunday?

 

[Gaucho]

I like it.

It's alot like having the paper delivered to your door, versus having to go into town to buy it.

Thank you. Think of it as a Public Service Announcement that you'd actually enjoy reading.

As long as you don't mind getting your news from a certain, um, slant, that is.

 

[April]

And you are getting very close. Have a title yet?

 

[intrigued]

It's great when you can get just the Sunday paper delivered. Who has time to read the paper every day?

Yeah, the Sunday paper is the best, especially with the addition of the sales papers.
I only read the classifieds, the local section, take a glance at the front page, the obits and the features columns. With small town papers, it takes about 20 minutes to read it all.