The Lit Digest

[Gaucho]

Let’s see, taking a glance down the leader board at Litville, it appears that…

Glam is in demand
Prince Romeo, take a BM, er, empty your PMs, please
April doesn’t understand camping (but she does check her spelling and grammar)
A Lit member may have died
Dillinger’s running a poll and his chest is doing just fine, thank you very much
No, really, exactly how big is your word association game?
Britain’s saying goodbye to Florida
Miles commits an oxymoron
Redwave’s anal leakage is severe today and, finally
JuicyLips apparently hasn’t seen a cock in a while (Can someone please help her out?).

Back with more updates later.

Maybe

 

[RawHumor]

Gaucho has a third nipple.

 

[Gaucho]

Yeah, but it's in the middle of my back, which makes me not much to look at but a lot of fun to dance with.

 

[Gaucho]

More updates…

Dixon has shown up (blah, blah)
Busybody’s been smoking his gun again
Hanns (I missed 60 minutes) thinks we’re ugly
Indigo is ‘neat’
Glam is still in demand (big surprise)
Sunstruck is stuck in prison today
The request line is open and, finally
Storm got pissed on by a woman

 

[Gaucho]

Still more updates…

Miles commits yet another oxymoron
Bob Bytchin’s thread refuses to die (unlike this one, I might add)
Pete Townshend is not a pedophile
Dixon wants the next Lit get-together to be in Korea
April is still confused about camping (but sports a lovely breast-colored blouse)
Size has become an issue and, finally
One of the unsung seven dwarves has shown up

 

[lovetoread]

This is cute.

 

[littlekateyes]

The killa thread will probably never die.

 

[Gaucho]

And they say good journalism is dead.

Hah!

 

[Guest]

because I am clueless.

who's the seventh drawf? LOL

 

[Gaucho]

Still more updates…

Republicans are now doomed
Dillinger’s chest is sinking fast
CeliaKitten may be hot but Glam is still the Man
Another poll (yawn!)
vixenshe is ignoring me
Lavy thinks the Bachelorette is a slut
Hanns made a decision (stop the presses!)
An old thread about Seeing Eye Lits has been resurrected
And I’ve always been partial to pez, myself…

 

[Gaucho]

because I am clueless.

who's the seventh drawf? LOL

Sleazy, of course.

 

[Gaucho]

Still more updates…

CeliaKitten is both hot and NOT on the wagon
A Merelan sighting!!!!!!!
Tortoise is smiling, but ugly (according to Hanns)
April still doesn’t get camping (April, honey, give it up already!)
Belilica needs some Pokemon
Sunstruck wants to be punished
Perky disagrees with Dixon about where the next Lit get-together should be held
Miles does it again and, finally
Does anyone know who or where Artful is?

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Update.

The Lit Digest threatened to go to two pages and put the Continental United States to sleep.

 

[Gaucho]

You want more? Gee, thanks Dix…

Life sucks whether you’re AC or DC
Gasp! Dillinger’s chest has disappeared!
Ruby, Ruby when will you be mine? (She wants us all to sing along, folks!)
No, really – this thread is still here
Einstein and Marilyn Monroe – tit for tat?
Pretty lil stranger wants to wreck the sheets and, finally
If You Could Visit Anywhere, it probably wouldn’t be here

That is all.

Breckinridge

 

[Problem Child]

This is like a Billy Joel song.

 

[Marxist]

This is like a Billy Joel song.

Ican'ttakeitanymore!

 

[Gaucho]

Oh, you're just hankering for a good BJ, aren't you, PC?

And change that AV, will you? It's making my eyes hurt.

 

[Desert Amazon]

 

[Problem Child]

Oh, you're just hankering for a good BJ, aren't you, PC?

Shit man, who isn't?

And change that AV, will you? It's making my eyes hurt.

Damn your eyes, we're one game away from the superbowl baby!

 

[sunstruck]

Sunstruck is stuck in prison today

I'm shooting for early release on good behavior, but the bitch in the cell next to me is askin' for an ass kickin'.

 

[Gaucho]

Nice chest Gaucho.

Thanks, DA. But if it's nice chests you want, you really want to check here

http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=142300

And, I have to say that I like your sig and find it very appropriate for this thread. Unfortunately, I feel like I'm the latter. LOL

 

[Gaucho]

I'm shooting for early release on good behavior, but the bitch in the cell next to me is askin' for an ass kickin'.

Yeah, but if you killed her, what kind of punishment should you get?

And PC, not the Raiders and the Eagles again!!!!!!

 

[Problem Child]

Yeah, but if you killed her, what kind of punishment should you get?

And PC, not the Raiders and the Eagles again!!!!!!

Why not? It was good for us the first time around...

 

[Gaucho]

Actually, I liked the Raiders best when they had a Moving Truck as their logo.

 

[JerseyBoy]

this was getting fun until the [hijack]