The Librans...

[cleaver]

I won't regurgitate the list.

The Librans pick the wallpaper here. They trace the lines in your colouring books. They spell your whims and place your ads and pop your corn and guide you. I don't even believe in this shit logically! Fuck! Still! The Librans own you.

Weigh that shit, mutants!

 

[blobfish]

Are you the same person as theault?

 

[KRCummings]

I'm a Libra. Perhaps you should rethink your position. Or not. I don't fucking know. Only idiots follow that shit.

 

[bluemuse]

How did you know that I popped corn?

 

[killallhippies]

i'm an aries. i'm supposed to hump libras or marry them or something. who knows?

 

[evesdream]

It's true (not really) and so irritating. I've always been jealous of them on some level.

 

[Bert Notorius]

cleaver:
I won't regurgitate the list.

The Librans pick the wallpaper here.
They trace the lines in your colouring books.
They spell your whims and place your ads and pop your corn and guide you.
I don't even believe in this shit logically!
Fuck!
Still!
The Librans own you.

Weigh that shit, mutants!
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metamorphosis​

 

[islandman]

I'm a Libra. Perhaps you should rethink your position. Or not. I don't fucking know. Only idiots follow that shit.

I'm one day after you.

To put it another way, I'm right behind you.

 

[cleaver]

I'm a Libra. Perhaps you should rethink your position. Or not. I don't fucking know. Only idiots follow that shit.

The 'only idiots follow that shit' bit has guided my balancing act for years. But fuck, Kate! I always feel that's been mighty Libra of me to... affirmative action the non ones. You're a creative fuck here. You make a case. I won't rethink the position. There are many creative fucks here who punch Libra more than not than. (the Libra in you fights against admitting so) I don't need the Libras to out themselves. They do so, quite effortlessly, without effacing. Thanks though for doing so! Your legacy here helps prove the thing...

 

[evesdream]

For the record I'm Capricorn so to hell with you.

 

[cleaver]

Are you the same person as theault?

Not in the least. I read her though. Crotchety bitch!

 

[killallhippies]

For the record I'm Capricorn so to hell with you.

i think i'm supposed to hate you, but that might be virgos.

 

[cleaver]

For the record I'm Capricorn so to hell with you.

It's weird, Eve. I'll admit Libran. I know Libra - more at this moment than at any time before my Libra implored to me how "bullshit" the similarities to the pattern were. I'll invest some faith in the lore now. There is some hard truth to the lore. It's compelling. What are Capricorns? Librans create strange compelling statues.

 

[cleaver]

Nonetheless. I'll herald Librans. They run your read here.

 

[evesdream]

i think i'm supposed to hate you, but that might be virgos.

We're supposed to argue a lot because of the horns on our heads.

It's weird, Eve. I'll admit Libran. I know Libra - more at this moment than at any time before my Libra implored to me how "bullshit" the similarities to the pattern were. I'll invest some faith in the lore now. There is some hard truth to the lore. It's compelling. What are Capricorns? Librans create strange compelling statues.

I try not to get overly romantic with it...Capricorns have a dual nature between them (December vs January born). We age in reverse and start life as old people. Behind the scenes types, excellent kissers, social clods, secret kings and queens of all they survey, surprising coups.
You do have an unlikely point when it comes to the Libran posters here. That's a little weird.

 

[CHNOPS]

Astrology is a complete hoax unless it implies something nice about me.

 

[evesdream]

Astrology is a complete hoax unless it implies something nice about me.

Librans are always having a good time, you have nothing to fear.

 

[blobfish]

Astrology is a complete hoax unless it implies something nice about me.

Chinese is the good stuff.

"Holy shit! It says that monkeys are youthful and outgoing!!! Get the fuck out of my head!"

 

[cleaver]

Chinese is the good stuff.

"Holy shit! It says that monkeys are youthful and outgoing!!! Get the fuck out of my head!"

The chinese find ways to disparage monkeys in a syllable or two about celery. Precise people.

 

[blobfish]

The chinese find ways to disparage monkeys in a syllable or two about celery. Precise people.

Your posts make it look like you vomited after eating alphabet soup.

 

[bluemuse]

I have a Scorpio rising. What does that mean?

For the love of God ......help me.

 

[cleaver]

I have a Scorpio rising. What does that mean?

For the love of God ......help me.

Not sure what the signs all mean. The Libra bit itself still fits like unworn wool after all these years. The Librans I know and the ones that announce themselves are generally interesting-er. Stranger still, the unannounced ones oft times do so... Odd folk who click with me for no apparent reason tend to be... Libra.

Creative little buggers.

This strict scientific study has been brought to you by the gemstone, opal

 

[evesdream]

I have a Scorpio rising. What does that mean?

For the love of God ......help me.

Scorpio rising makes you all mysterioso and sexually perverse, but you already knew that.

Libras have no idea how annoying they are.

 

[VaticanAssassin]

Aries Mar 21 - Apr 19
You'll have your train of thought derailed this week, instantly killing thousands of Indian passengers, injuring countless livestock, and choking the streets with cargo and crew.

Taurus Apr 20 - May 20
Since the dawn of time, man has dreamed of flying. After this Thursday, though, it’ll mostly just be nightmares.

Gemini May 21 - Jun 21
It’s not true that everything you like is illegal, immoral, or fattening, but that’s because you’re a boring Puritan with no imagination or glands.

Cancer Jun 22 - Jul 22
Not that it’s really the zodiac’s business, but most people take the dead goldfish out of the tank before adding new ones. The same goes for the drowned cats.

Leo Jul 23 - Aug 22
A freak accident this week will endow you with the relative strength and speed of 10 wheelchair-bound men.

Virgo Aug 23 - Sep 22
You’ve never paid much attention to abandoned offshore oil platforms before, but suddenly everyone seems to think they’d be perfect for you.

Libra Sep 23 - Oct 23
Getting laid off is a tough pill to swallow, though that’s primarily because it’s a suppository.

Scorpio Oct 24 - Nov 21
Through the impressive process of extending Orion’s celestial finger, the stars indicate that you should fuck off.

Sagittarius Nov 22 - Dec 21
Sometimes you wish you could just close your eyes and disappear. Wait, no. Not sometimes. Always.

Capricorn Dec 22 - Jan 19
Next time, when passing a note intended to find out if someone likes you, you’ll know to provide more than one box to check.

Aquarius Jan 20 - Feb 18
It turns out that Andy Warhol overestimated the duration of your fame by about 14 and a half minutes.

Pisces Feb 19 - Mar 20
Although you’ve certainly slept your way somewhere, no one would ever mistake it for the top.

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

I won't regurgitate the list.

The Librans pick the wallpaper here. They trace the lines in your colouring books. They spell your whims and place your ads and pop your corn and guide you. I don't even believe in this shit logically! Fuck! Still! The Librans own you.

Weigh that shit, mutants!

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