Todd-'o'-Vision
Super xVirgin Man
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After dying a grisly death in an Afghan cave, Osama made his
way to the pearly gates. There, he was greeted by George
Washington. "How dare you attack the nation I helped conceive!"
yelled Washington, slapping Osama in the face.
Patrick Henry came up from behind, "You wanted to end the
American's liberty, so they gave you death!" Henry punched
Osama in the nose.
James Madison came next and said, "This is why I allowed the
government to provide for the common defense!" He took a sledge
hammer and whacked Osama's knees.
Osama was subject to similar beatings from John Randolph, James
Monroe and 67 other people who had the same love for liberty
and America. As he writhed on the ground, Thomas Jefferson
hurled him back toward the gate where he was to be judged.
As Osama awaited his journey to his final very hot destination,
he screamed, "This is not what I was promised!" An angel
replied, "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for
you. What did you think I said?"
way to the pearly gates. There, he was greeted by George
Washington. "How dare you attack the nation I helped conceive!"
yelled Washington, slapping Osama in the face.
Patrick Henry came up from behind, "You wanted to end the
American's liberty, so they gave you death!" Henry punched
Osama in the nose.
James Madison came next and said, "This is why I allowed the
government to provide for the common defense!" He took a sledge
hammer and whacked Osama's knees.
Osama was subject to similar beatings from John Randolph, James
Monroe and 67 other people who had the same love for liberty
and America. As he writhed on the ground, Thomas Jefferson
hurled him back toward the gate where he was to be judged.
As Osama awaited his journey to his final very hot destination,
he screamed, "This is not what I was promised!" An angel
replied, "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for
you. What did you think I said?"
