The Last Thing You Thought...

[RainingHeat]

IF she is from an alternate timeline... your on Dr.Who

 

[DarkWarrioress]

*props herself up on the wall and watches the loonies with sleepy eyes*

Y'all are just plain nuts, know that?

*snickers and wanders off to order pizza*

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

If she keeps promising she'll give you the pizza, but then continues to drag out the conversation, and finally leaves you only a little of the topping, you're on LOST.


That one hurt to do, because I loved LOST start to finish, but... I couldn't resist.

 

[Last_Rider]

If you open the door and she speaks really fast and you hear "Yuuuuup" in the background you're on Storage Wars.

 

[RainingHeat]

If she delivers pizza in a black vinyl catsuit.. you're on American Horror Story

 

[RainingHeat]

IF she delivers the pizza.. and tells you it's only worth 5 dollars.. you're on Pawn Stars...

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

If she randomly breaks out into song between bouts of overly dramatic and not-that-funny dialog, you're in Glee.

 

[Mephistophelily]

Almost an hour. Really? Really.
*Shakes head*

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

Almost an hour. Really? Really.
*Shakes head*

If she's in black and white and tells you you're quite the looker, you're on Turner Movie Classics.

 

[Last_Rider]

If she shows up and Jeff Probst is providing useless narration in the background you're on Survivor.

 

[RainingHeat]

IF she delivers the pizza and then is found raped and murdered somewhere in NY.. You're on Law and Order SVU

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

IF she delivers the pizza and then is found raped and murdered somewhere in NY.. You're on Law and Order SVU

I almost did this one like five different times, but.. I was worried how it'd come off.

 

[RainingHeat]

I almost did this one like five different times, but.. I was worried how it'd come off.

eh... I figured what the hell... LOL...

 

[RainingHeat]

IF she delivers pizza and goes home to smoke pot in the basement sitting in a circle and passing it around.. You're on That 70's Show...

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

If she starts talking about how much more the pizza will cost under Obamacare, you're on the Fox News Channel.

 

[Last_Rider]

If she comes to your house then takes you hostage inside to somehow reconnect with her estranged son you're on Flashpoint.

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

If a guy and two puppets are hanging out behind her, making fun of everything the two of you say and do, you're in MST3K.

 

[RainingHeat]

If a guy and two puppets are hanging out behind her, making fun of everything the two of you say and do, you're in MST3K.

LMAO.. GOOD ONE!!!

 

[Last_Rider]

If you open the door and she starts opening the pizza box, but everything goes black before you know what's going on, you're on The Sopranos

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

If she has a stack of pizzas with her, and tells you about the ways she's going to test how badly different toppings burn the roof of your mouth, along with another pizza box wired to explode for no apparent reason, then you're in Mythbusters.

 

[Last_Rider]

If she has a stack of pizzas with her, and tells you about the ways she's going to test how badly different toppings burn the roof of your mouth, along with another pizza box wired to explode for no apparent reason, then you're in Mythbusters.

Awesome.

If it's the fifteenth pizza she's delivered and none have been that memorable but she just keeps coming back, you're in American Idol.

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

If she sounds oddly like the person that did the voice for the titular character in Bobby's World, you're in America's Got Talent.

 

[Last_Rider]

If she's one delivery away from a world record, then gets fired only to be replaced by someone who looks exactly the same and does the same job, you're in Law & Order

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

If she talks about how good the pizza is, but then tells you that you don't have to take her word for it as she opens the box, then you're in Reading Rainbow.

 

[Last_Rider]

If she tells you this Pizza was brought to you by the letter P and has eight, eight slices, you're on Sesame Street.