The last person to post here wins . . .

[_Lynn_]

Such a deal I have for you.

Good morning

I'm listening.


Good morning.

 

[Sammael Bard]

Afternoon...or make it good mornin' to you two Love birds!

I could do with a nice nap today....or make it everyday!

Feel like lying down and take a nice 'n long siesta.

 

[_Lynn_]

Afternoon...or make it good mornin' to you two Love birds!

I could do with a nice nap today....or make it everyday!

Feel like lying down and take a nice 'n long siesta.

OK, so that made me laugh. No offense to Tx.

 

[Handley_Page]

OK, so that made me laugh. No offense to Tx.

Good Afternoon, Madam.
Fancy a cup of tea ?

 

[_Lynn_]

Good Afternoon, Madam.
Fancy a cup of tea ?

Make it a bottle of water and you're on.

 

[TxRad]

OK, so that made me laugh. No offense to Tx.

None taken. It made me chuckle as well.

Afternoon HP

 

[_Lynn_]

None taken. It made me chuckle as well.

Afternoon HP

 

[Handley_Page]

Make it a bottle of water and you're on.

OK, Malvern or Buxton ?

Afternoon HP

Good Afternoon Tx.

 

[_Lynn_]

OK, Malvern or Buxton ?




Good Afternoon Tx.

 

[Handley_Page]

Ah, well, you see, there are different sorts of "water" over here; apart from what comes from the domestic tap, you understand.
There are rock formations where water of amazing purity just bubbles up from a natural spring . Consequently, and following a bit of Victorian advertising and medical pseudo-junk, the fiendish Health Freaks (who push the water of the company who's paying them) promote their particular brand.
Predictably, some water contains 'essential salts' and so on, some is essentially bland, and so on, depending upon how the water gets to the surface.

Buxton & Malvern are just two of the brands commonly available.
The French export a ghastly stuff called "Perrier", and they got really hammered in the press after it was discovered that there were nasty contaminants; their sales plummeted.

Buxton claims that any sample of water taken these days is about 5000 years old and fell originally as rain. Malvern was probably first used about 250bc.

And that, Madam, is why I offered you the choice. Unless you'd care to sample some of our local spring water ?

PS. Is your laptop completely knackered ?
Do please drop me a line. I have a little 'Netbook' which may be surplus to requirements.

 

[_Lynn_]

Ah, well, you see, there are different sorts of "water" over here; apart from what comes from the domestic tap, you understand.
There are rock formations where water of amazing purity just bubbles up from a natural spring . Consequently, and following a bit of Victorian advertising and medical pseudo-junk, the fiendish Health Freaks (who push the water of the company who's paying them) promote their particular brand.
Predictably, some water contains 'essential salts' and so on, some is essentially bland, and so on, depending upon how the water gets to the surface.

Buxton & Malvern are just two of the brands commonly available.
The French export a ghastly stuff called "Perrier", and they got really hammered in the press after it was discovered that there were nasty contaminants; their sales plummeted.

Buxton claims that any sample of water taken these days is about 5000 years old and fell originally as rain. Malvern was probably first used about 250bc.

And that, Madam, is why I offered you the choice. Unless you'd care to sample some of our local spring water ?

PS. Is your laptop completely knackered ?
Do please drop me a line. I have a little 'Netbook' which may be surplus to requirements.

A history lesson. Sweet. Thanks, HP.

(PM sent)

 

[Handley_Page]

A history lesson. Sweet. Thanks, HP.

(PM sent)

Oh you sarcy minx!


PS. (Sarcastic ?)

 

[TxRad]

Happy Bitch & Moan day.

The coffee is ready for those in need.

 

[EmeraldKitten]

Happy Bitch & Moan day.

The coffee is ready for those in need.

Ah, Tx, my hero.
Thanks for the coffee.

 

[TxRad]

Ah, Tx, my hero.
Thanks for the coffee.

EK!!!!! (FLYINGTACKLEHUGGS)

How the heck are ya darlin'? It has been far to long.

 

[EmeraldKitten]

EK!!!!! (FLYINGTACKLEHUGGS)

How the heck are ya darlin'? It has been far to long.

I'm fantastic.. how have you been?

 

[TxRad]

I'm fantastic.. how have you been?

Working and writing. Too much of one and not enough of the other.

 

[_Lynn_]

Oh you sarcy minx!


PS. (Sarcastic ?)

Nope, not sarcastic.

You have mail.

 

[TxRad]

Nope, not sarcastic.

You have mail.

An afternooner to you.

 

[_Lynn_]

An afternooner to you.

Afternoon? I'm still in pajamas!

 

[susanne1987]

?

What do I win lol xxx

 

[_Lynn_]

What do I win lol xxx

Another turn.

 

[Handley_Page]

Another turn.

if she's lucky.

 

[susanne1987]

grrr

Oh lynn please let me win xxxx

 

[_Lynn_]

if she's lucky.

Of course she's lucky. I posted to her.