The Kingdom of Lit.

[Earthmuffin]

I'd be happy to ACT as a Nurse and a substitute-teacher (have the education and the credentials for both). Someone's gonna hafta explain what the heck it was that Oliver just said. Not to mention if y'all are gonna procreate, munchykins will need to learn. I am a damn fine cook...know how to spin thread (not just cyber thread) and weave...can brew BEER.....um is that enough to keep me on the island for a wee while? *crossed fingers* LOL

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

I hereby nominate Rosebud as "MIP" on the island, especially if she lives to her stated duties. hehe

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

wait a second. Earthmuffin can brew beer...

Rosie and Earthmuffin for co-MIP!

 

[Naked Hunny]

if we plan on procreating? hmm will there be birth control because if not there will be alot ohf munchykinds i cant see all of us going without sex!! Except for Mr. Toad but hes gonna be in the volcano

 

[Earthmuffin]

*smacking the typo monster*

that should have been act not ACT. I won't volunteer to edit LOL

 

[Rosebud]

I rather be MOP most oral person...but i will mip you anytime

 

[Rosebud]

Wait!!! i have the training to be this kind of nurse
http://home.t-online.de/home/ikhowi/toon.gif

 

[Never]

Ack, my virgin eyes! *lmao* That's one way to take her temperature.

 

[April]

Hot Damn! I wish someone would do that to me!!!

 

[insideShiraz]

Poohlive! Quick! Who's on second...

You're hired in my book.

 

[insideShiraz]

Rosebud, that was no sled there...

I didn't see it 'till just now. Hell-oooooo Nurse!

 

[Laurel]

Wow, with nurses like that, this island ought to rock. Go Earthmuffin go! (BTW, I sent you and email and it bounced! Email me another address & I'll resend)

Leader: Laurel. Not that I've ever seen her be incredibly leaderish but everyone on the board recognizes her as an authority figure.

I'm not the leader type. I don't follow very well either. Can't I just, like, hang out?

 

[insideShiraz]

I was forced to see the Wiener Mobile...

The innocent bystander would have gotten' the whole thing on film...but alas, a sign was in the way...

Now I'll never know if it was the crassy troll that made me look, or the unbelievable suppository theory that makes me wonder about going underground.

 

[Cheyenne]

Never,

I don't know about being most important, but I think I'd definitely be the happiestsince I'm fairly certain I'd be safe from student-loan repayment goons on an uncharted desert isle.

Hmmm.... you THINK so, do you? See previous appointments, Dr. Clozoff. Just when you think it is safe to ignore your loans........
I'm sure I could come up with a reasonable "payment" plan for you though, maybe in services rather than dollars? I do get to collect and keep all the payments, right??? Now, how could you service me...... let me think......

 

[insideShiraz]

Hi-C...

That's all, folks...

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Fudge fudge fudge!

Actually, at 5'4" and 110 lbs., there ain't enough of me for a real meal...

Just enough to taste... and taste and taste...

Take me to our leader!

 

[Savage Kitten]

A prob

what are we gonna use for currency??

and i know... I can start our first tabloid hehehe

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

Rosie: That's the kind of skilled nursing a fledgling society will need. It's a tough job, but somebody's gotta do it, right?

I'm sure I could come up with a reasonable "payment" plan for you though, maybe in services rather than dollars? I do get to collect and keep all the payments, right??? Now, how could you service me...... let me think......

Cheyenne: Doh! I can't get away from the collectors even on another planet/deserted island.

But if you're gonna require payment in the kind of services you're implying, I'll go ahead now and take out another couple of grand in loans, so I can live high on the hog here and then spend most of time paying it back on Never's Isle. Abusing the system would never be so fun!

Would you be able to stand being trapped on a desert island without your beloved "magic"? You'd have to go back to the bush unless a lifetime's supply of magic is part of the provisions that comes with us to Never's isle.

Of course, I'm pretty resourceful. I might be able to find a way to keep you clean and smooth... but only if you do your job diligently and make me pay off those loans in full.



[Edited by Oliver Clozoff on 09-04-2000 at 10:59 AM]

 

[Rosebud]

bending over in my short white outfit...glimps of white panties showing..looking over shoulder at you...can i have the position doc

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

what are you asking me for? It looks like you already have the position.

 

[Rosebud]

jumping up and down...YIPPEE!!!! turning red as tits bounce out for all to see....

 

[Cheyenne]

Cheyenne:

...Abusing the system would never be so fun!

Would you be able to stand being trapped on a desert island without your beloved "magic"? You'd have to go back to the bush unless a lifetime's supply of magic is part of the provisions that comes with us to Never's isle.

Of course, I'm pretty resourceful. I might be able to find a way to keep you clean and smooth... but only if you do your job diligently and make me pay off those loans in full.

Abuse away! The more loans the better!

Hmmm... no Magic? That would be a problem, wouldn't it? Guess I'll have to take you up on your offer of resourcefulness to keep me clean and smooth. It's going to be a loooooooooong time before those loans are paid back. With interest, of course.

 

[SimplySouthern]

Advocate?

Perfect. Never, my dear, you are a genius. Keep this up and I am back to stalking you!

OK...what's my first duty as advocate-r?

Shall we make laws first and then start enforcing them? OoooOOhhh....I love the enforcement part.

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

Guess I'll have to take you up on your offer of resourcefulness to keep me clean and smooth. It's going to be a loooooooooong time before those loans are paid back. With interest, of course.

*sighing and resolving myself to my fate* Don't throw me in that there briar patch, Miss Cheyenne.

Southie: I'll trust you'll write us a good constitution, founded in the concepts of equality, justice, and free porn for all mankind.

I have a dream...

 

[SimplySouthern]

Now Now Ollie...didn't you ever hear that things worth having don't come cheap. The price of the porn would all depend on the supply and the demand.

You demand...and I'll supply