poohlive
Silly Ole Bear
- Joined
- Jul 24, 2000
- Posts
- 11,389
Lets see, you want credentials? Well, I have been in many plays, some of them even funny.
wait a minute, I thought who was on first?
Well, I don't know, really.
No, he's on third.
How did I get to third base, I want to know whos the guy's name on first base,
What is the guy's name on second base,
I am not asking you who is on second,
Who is on first.
I don't know.
Third base...
WHoo hoooh whooo
And so on. I am a great expert at movies, being as we will have none, or vcr's or tv's for that matter, I won't get penalized for plagirism. YES!! Let's bring out a new idea I created all by myself, it's a show called, Three's Company..
Come and knock on our door....
Other than that, I have a bachelor's degree in comedy, and a minor in the tricks of laughing. I was in a prestigious clown college
::reads degree::
Oh, well Princeton kinda is a clown college.
Anyway, I have the degrees, I have the know how, and many people in this site already (counting: 1, 2, 3. Three is a lot, isn't it?) have commented on my skills.
Oh, and all that stuff about bears eating hunny are delicious, are flat out lies. I taste no good. Awful, horrible, don't eat me please...
(looks around...)
wait a minute, I thought who was on first?
Well, I don't know, really.
No, he's on third.
How did I get to third base, I want to know whos the guy's name on first base,
What is the guy's name on second base,
I am not asking you who is on second,
Who is on first.
I don't know.
Third base...
WHoo hoooh whooo
And so on. I am a great expert at movies, being as we will have none, or vcr's or tv's for that matter, I won't get penalized for plagirism. YES!! Let's bring out a new idea I created all by myself, it's a show called, Three's Company..
Come and knock on our door....
Other than that, I have a bachelor's degree in comedy, and a minor in the tricks of laughing. I was in a prestigious clown college
::reads degree::
Oh, well Princeton kinda is a clown college.
Anyway, I have the degrees, I have the know how, and many people in this site already (counting: 1, 2, 3. Three is a lot, isn't it?) have commented on my skills.
Oh, and all that stuff about bears eating hunny are delicious, are flat out lies. I taste no good. Awful, horrible, don't eat me please...
(looks around...)
