The Jeopardy Thread

[TheOlderGuy]

Soothing one's foot by asserting pressure with your hands?

Drinking Beer

Where will you find Obama on a boy's night out?

Needle in a Haystack

 

[Cymru6969]

Where will you find Obama on a boy's night out?

Needle in a Haystack

Where in Giverny did Monet search for an implement to mend his knickers?

Painters palette

 

[welatshaw]

Painters palette

What was the semi-gloss on the Home Depot delivery truck stacked upon for shipping?

 

[Cymru6969]

What was the semi-gloss on the Home Depot delivery truck stacked upon for shipping?

We need a new clue, welatshaw

 

[imnauti]

New answer:


body jewelry

 

[TheOlderGuy]

New answer:


body jewelry

What's the best way to scrape the thick coat off your tongue?


Four day erection

 

[welatshaw]

What's the best way to scrape the thick coat off your tongue?


Four day erection

What is something you should report to your doctor? After taking full advantage of it, naturally.

A Submarine.

 

[whalee]

What is something you should report to your doctor? After taking full advantage of it, naturally.

A Submarine.

What is a fish that will do anything the other fish ask?

Hushpuppy

 

[welatshaw]

What is a fish that will do anything the other fish ask?

Hushpuppy

What did the perverted old dog say to the much younger canine?

 

[scotsgirl]

New answer:

Red lipstick

 

[PlayfulLittle1]

New answer:

Red lipstick

What is the one makeup in my drawer I've never used?

Next answer: Nipigon Ontario

 

[availableslave2u]

What is the one makeup in my drawer I've never used?

Next answer: Nipigon Ontario

what's the name of a place in ontario where your gon can get cold?

forty days and forty nights

 

[TheOlderGuy]

what's the name of a place in ontario where your gon can get cold?

forty days and forty nights

When Peter's wife dumped his whole bottle of Viagra in the blueberry pie, how long did his erection last?


Fifty Shades of Grey

 

[PlayfulLittle1]

When Peter's wife dumped his whole bottle of Viagra in the blueberry pie, how long did his erection last?


Fifty Shades of Grey

What seniors night looks like at the swingers club.


Little Women

 

[TheOlderGuy]

What seniors night looks like at the swingers club.


Little Women

Who did Gulliver find tying ropes around his privates?


The Trail of Tears

 

[fathom7]

Who did Gulliver find tying ropes around his privates?


The Trail of Tears

How do you describe the walk taken when your amorous advances are turned down and you simply leave?

Little Big Man

 

[welatshaw]

How do you describe the walk taken when your amorous advances are turned down and you simply leave?

Little Big Man

What do you call a guy who is 5 feet tall and 10 inches long?

Salt and Vinegar

 

[fathom7]

What do you call a guy who is 5 feet tall and 10 inches long?

Salt and Vinegar

What are two things you SHOULDN'T use to spice up your oral sex life?

fish and chips

 

[availableslave2u]

fish and chips

what scent didn't make it as a candle?

9 little monkeys jumping on a bed

 

[welatshaw]

what scent didn't make it as a candle?

9 little monkeys jumping on a bed

what is a sure fire plan for a messy bedroom?

ray ban wayfarers

 

[mitchuncensored]

what is a sure fire plan for a messy bedroom?

ray ban wayfarers

What is the only thing I wear at the beach?

Papa smurf

 

[Angellica1612]

What is the only thing I wear at the beach?

Papa smurf

Who did Mam smurf drag to the bedroom?


Ships that pass in the night

 

[availableslave2u]

why would a siren be sounded?

blowjob

in honor of clowns......what goes great with steak?

all purpose

 

[availableslave2u]

bump

 

[travelmate2002]

in honor of clowns......what goes great with steak?

all purpose

You can do anything with this flour I guess?

sleeve