The Jeopardy Thread

[someday_soon]

A sparkly drink you pour over your lover?

anticipation

What is the feeling one gets when awaiting the arrival of relatives?


organism

 

[RUlookingup]

What is the word to describe the latest sexual movement?


ANALYSIS

 

[ms_interpretation]

What is the word to describe the latest sexual movement?


ANALYSIS

What do parents do to their adult children for entertainment?

maple

 

[mikeyirish]

What do parents do to their adult children for entertainment?

maple

what kind of syrup did I smell like when I woke up last Sunday morning?

Vanilla Bean

 

[fire_breeze]

What is Vanilla Ice's unknown brother?

Pewter.

 

[ms_interpretation]

What is Vanilla Ice's unknown brother?

Pewter.

what is the result of a threesome between tin, copper and antimony?


masticate

 

[southbound395]

what is a no longer practiced form of self-masturbation?

Cutlass

 

[ms_interpretation]

what is a no longer practiced form of self-masturbation?

Cutlass

what is the first name of the Ciera by Oldsmobile?


supreme

 

[southbound395]

what is better than Super?

Jello Pudding

 

[ms_interpretation]

what is better than Super?

Jello Pudding

what doubles as a snack and body art?


telekinesis

 

[southbound395]

What is the study of using a phone and exercising at the same time?

Gravy

 

[ms_interpretation]

What is the study of using a phone and exercising at the same time?

Gravy

what goes well over both, nipples and mashed potatoes?


trapeze

 

[garbage can]

what goes well over both, nipples and mashed potatoes?


trapeze

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Good evening Interpy, yer lookin' lovely tonight.

 

[ms_interpretation]

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Good evening Interpy, yer lookin' lovely tonight.

what is a lovely compliment from Garby?
hi sweets

szechuan

 

[Essa]

what is a lovely compliment from Garby?
hi sweets

szechuan

The words you start with when asking Chantelle a question.

misdemeanor

 

[lovin69]

The words you start with when asking Chantelle a question.

misdemeanor

Who was the last person you had sex with?

Friday

 

[Essa]

Who was the last person you had sex with?

Friday

Today is the day for eggs, sausages and bacon.

Fingerless

 

[artlover637]

Today is the day for eggs, sausages and bacon.

Fingerless

What do you become when she crosses her legs when you're fingering her?

crotchless

 

[imnauti]

What do you become when she crosses her legs when you're fingering her?

crotchless

If you have to wear panties with a skirt, what kind should they be?


logic

 

[Kylan]

<snip>


logic

What is the brain process that allows me to calculate that because 32% of road accidents are caused by drunk drivers, therefore 68% by sober drivers, I am more than twice as safe driving when drunk?

Sober

 

[artlover637]

What is the brain process that allows me to calculate that because 32% of road accidents are caused by drunk drivers, therefore 68% by sober drivers, I am more than twice as safe driving when drunk?

Sober

What is the name given to the condition of too much blood in the alcohol stream?


salami

 

[ms_interpretation]

What is the name given to the condition of too much blood in the alcohol stream?


salami

What is a cholesterol-laden battering ram?


massage therapy

 

[Miles Long]

What is a cholesterol-laden battering ram?


massage therapy

What is the euphemism creepy middle aged men use to describe their regular visits to Asian hand job parlors?


the old college try

 

[southbound395]

What is the euphemism creepy middle aged men use to describe their regular visits to Asian hand job parlors?


the old college try

What is now considered reason to kick you out of High School?

Alcoholics Unanimous

 

[ms_interpretation]

What is now considered reason to kick you out of High School?

Alcoholics Unanimous

what is the religious order that affirms alcohol poisoning rather than condemns it, and holds their meetings in brothel basements?


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