The Jeopardy Thread

[imnauti]

What excuse do you give when people inquire about your lack of muscles?

pumpkin soup

What happens when you forget to take your Halloween jack-o-lanterns off the porch til Thanksgiving?


Black Friday

 

[artlover637]

What happens when you forget to take your Halloween jack-o-lanterns off the porch til Thanksgiving?


Black Friday

What song by Steely Dan gets more air time the day after Thanksgiving?

blue moon

 

[imnauti]

What song by Steely Dan gets more air time the day after Thanksgiving?

blue moon

What do people see when a Smurf drops his pants?


rotary telphone

 

[artlover637]

What communication device have most graduates not heard of?

slow ride

 

[imnauti]

What communication device have most graduates not heard of?

slow ride

What am I most in need of right now???


elephant ears

 

[artlover637]

What do your ears look like after your lover has pulled on them so hard while getting a blow job?

boy shorts

 

[imnauti]

What do your ears look like after your lover has pulled on them so hard while getting a blow job?

boy shorts

What do you call those video clips of monsters and sporting events?


baby oil

 

[artlover637]

What do you call those video clips of monsters and sporting events?


baby oil

What will you look for in the next half hour to take with you to the bathroom?

hot bath

 

[le_sucre]

What will you look for in the next half hour to take with you to the bathroom?

hot bath

What is necessary after a long day?

French kissing

 

[imnauti]

What is necessary after a long day?

French kissing

What erotic act even has its own song?

eyeliner

 

[artlover637]

What erotic act even has its own song?

eyeliner

What beauty product have you never used?

cucumber

 

[kendra1980]

What beauty product have you never used?

cucumber

what vegetable can be used as a sex toy.



Dork

 

[imnauti]

what vegetable can be used as a sex toy.



Dork

What word originated as a term for a whale's penis?
Seems more like a compliment than an insult to me. Those things are huge!


potting soil

 

[le_sucre]

What word originated as a term for a whale's penis?
Seems more like a compliment than an insult to me. Those things are huge!


potting soil

What item most assists with one's gardening needs?

Second helping

 

[imnauti]

What item most assists with one's gardening needs?

Second helping

What Lynyrd Skynyrd album contains the song Sweet Home Alabama?


bubble wrap

 

[MollyDolly]

What Lynyrd Skynyrd album contains the song Sweet Home Alabama?

bubble wrap

What is an effective form of office stress relief?

Sushi.

 

[Kylan]

What is an effective form of office stress relief?

Sushi.

How do you convince a female to change her mind about the sexual harassment charges?

Kinky

 

[hdlynnette]

How do you convince a female to change her mind about the sexual harassment charges?

Kinky

What my hair looks like when I bend over and dry it upside down.

Hootie Hoooo...

 

[MollyDolly]

What my hair looks like when I bend over and dry it upside down.

Hootie Hoooo...

What is what the rest of the band said when Darius Rucker left "The Blowfish?"

Zebra print.

 

[Kylan]

What is what the rest of the band said when Darius Rucker left "The Blowfish?"

Zebra print.

Vat iz zat mark on your shoulders?

Anus

 

[imnauti]

Vat iz zat mark on your shoulders?

Anus

(hahaha that one took me a minute)

Which of the planets in "ur" solar system will always make a 10 yr old giggle?


tinsel

 

[le_sucre]

(hahaha that one took me a minute)

Which of the planets in "ur" solar system will always make a 10 yr old giggle?


tinsel

What is that silver crap that falls off the Christmas tree and gums up the vacuum cleaner?

Forbidden Fruit

 

[Kylan]

(hahaha that one took me a minute)

Which of the planets in "ur" solar system will always make a 10 yr old giggle?


tinsel

[laughs] A minute? Wow, I broke my record ...

Good to meet you, imnauti

How many people have left Mumbai tonight?

Head

 

[Kylan]

What is that silver crap that falls off the Christmas tree and gums up the vacuum cleaner?

Forbidden Fruit

What is a shaven plum?

Hymen

 

[le_sucre]

What is a shaven plum?

Hymen

What is the one thing a good slut is able to convince every new lover she still has intact?

Disappointment