The Jeopardy Thread

[Kylan]

What is the one thing a good slut is able to convince every new lover she still has intact?

Disappointment

Ok, Ok, calm down. What appointment did you have?

Tease.

 

[le_sucre]

Ok, Ok, calm down. What appointment did you have?

Tease.

What is my greatest skill

Underestimate

 

[Kylan]

What is my greatest skill

Underestimate

[laughs] .... A-hem ... [coughs]

What is your favoured position when copulating with Esti?

Scat

 

[le_sucre]

[laughs] .... A-hem ... [coughs]

What is your favoured position when copulating with Esti?

Scat

*giggles* Wasn't expecting that type of answer ....

What is a synonym for the word "flee"

Paddle

 

[southerntierguy]

What is the one thing a good slut is able to convince every new lover she still has intact?

Disappointment

How would you identify the ointment appy uses every night to cure the fungul infection?

*giggles* Wasn't expecting that type of answer ....

What is a synonym for the word "flee"

Paddle

In the "feminine hygeine" dictionary, what immediately precedes "Pad M" ?



Undulate

 

[imnauti]

How would you identify the ointment appy uses every night to cure the fungul infection?




In the "feminine hygeine" dictionary, what immediately precedes "Pad M" ?



Undulate

How do a single woman's hips move when she crosses a room full of men?


caramel apples

 

[southerntierguy]

How do a single woman's hips move when she crosses a room full of men?


caramel apples

How would you describe a bunch of Granny Smith's that you gave to Mel for his care and keeping?


Bushhog

 

[fire_breeze]

How would you describe a bunch of Granny Smith's that you gave to Mel for his care and keeping?


Bushhog

Who is someone that monopolises Bush's time?



Rolling eyes.

 

[xdrakkarx]

Who is someone that monopolises Bush's time?



Rolling eyes.

What people do to give themselves headaches


Savage

 

[imnauti]

What people do to give themselves headaches


Savage

What is the last name of the bass player from Def Leppard?



digital camera

 

[le_sucre]

What is the last name of the bass player from Def Leppard?



digital camera

What is the one thing I always forget to bring on vacation?

Bored

 

[imnauti]

What is the one thing I always forget to bring on vacation?

Bored

What will your kids tell you they are about a week into summer vacation?



vaseline

 

[artlover637]

What did you first use to wank?

pink pearl

 

[msmaggie]

What you call Ms. Bailey when she's embarrassed.

Old wives tale.

 

[funluvinaj]

What do the ladies in the coffee clutch tell?


ice cubes

 

[msmaggie]

What form of sugar does Vanilla Ice use?

Skalliwags

 

[quietlyhorny]

What form of sugar does Vanilla Ice use?

Skalliwags

What your dog Skalli does when he sees you.

Ferment

 

[asian_princess]

What your dog Skalli does when he sees you.

Ferment

What is the preterite verb conjugation of "Fur means..."

Coat Hanger

 

[imnauti]

What is the preterite verb conjugation of "Fur means..."

Coat Hanger

What's an essential tool for car thieves?


dog collar

 

[quietlyhorny]

What's an essential tool for car thieves?


dog collar

What's the name of someone who calls dogs?

calender.

 

[fire_breeze]

What is the source of bad 'date' jokes?

Punk.

 

[artlover637]

What trend was popular when you went to art school?

Shoe polish

 

[imnauti]

What trend was popular when you went to art school?

Shoe polish

What do I get when I cum hard standing up?



cool whip

 

[Kingofmycastle]

What do I get when I cum hard standing up?



cool whip

What do you get when you leave one of your BDSM toys in the freezer.


Peanut Butter

 

[southerntierguy]

What do you get when you leave one of your BDSM toys in the freezer.


Peanut Butter

What do you ask your guard goat Peanut to do to the lady prowler?


Aphrodisiac