The Jeopardy Thread

[asian_princess]

What did the harlot say after using her ice dildo?

Top

*laughs* er...

What kitchen implement did the dyslexic kettle accuse of being as black as itself?


Bastard.

 

[MollyDolly]

*laughs* er...

What kitchen implement did the dyslexic kettle accuse of being as black as itself?

Bastard.

*giggles furiously*

Oh, Miss Appy

 

[Kylan]

*laughs* er...

What kitchen implement did the dyslexic kettle accuse of being as black as itself?


Bastard.

What is the standard reply to "Ma'am, you can't put your lippy on while driving." ?

Taint.

 

[asian_princess]

*giggles furiously*

Oh, Miss Appy

The answer to Miss APpy is Bastard?!

Well I never! Everyone knows i prefer to be a bastardo!

What is the standard reply to "Ma'am, you can't put your lippy on while driving." ?

Taint.

What word can be made if you drop a letter and add a T to "stain", but to some, can have the same meaning?


Half Price.

 

[Kylan]

<snip>



What word can be made if you drop a letter and add a T to "stain", but to some, can have the same meaning?


Half Price.

How much did those fuck-me shoes you're wearin' cost?

Tribadism

 

[asian_princess]

How much did those fuck-me shoes you're wearin' cost?

Tribadism

What word did Sir KyKy McWikipedophile use to show he is a pretentious word snob?


Tribadism

 

[Kylan]

What word did Sir KyKy McWikipedophile use to show he is a pretentious word snob?


Tribadism

What form of 'ism' does one accuse one's self of when losing at word games?

Drunk.

 

[fire_breeze]

What form of 'ism' does one accuse one's self of when losing at word games?

Drunk.

What state of being will either provide great insight, lead to debauchery or making a complete fool of oneself, but nonetheless provide great entertainment?


Emery board.

 

[Kylan]

What state of being will either provide great insight, lead to debauchery or making a complete fool of oneself, but nonetheless provide great entertainment?


Emery board.

How have you made yourself look so very, very appealing this evening?

Dominatrix

 

[fire_breeze]

How have you made yourself look so very, very appealing this evening?

Dominatrix

What is a dominating Trix rabbit?


Corset.

 

[Kylan]

What is a dominating Trix rabbit?


Corset.

[laughs]

How do you react to the confounded item of clothing that some misguided fool bought 'you' as a present?

Missionary

 

[fire_breeze]

[laughs]

How do you react to the confounded item of clothing that some misguided fool bought 'you' as a present?

Missionary

What is the title of the British comedy by Richard Loncraine?


Innocent

 

[Kylan]

What is the title of the British comedy by Richard Loncraine?


Innocent

How would you describe handsome, gullible and modest me in one word?

Woody.

 

[fire_breeze]

How would you describe handsome, gullible and modest me in one word?

Woody.

*snort*

What adjective describes the state of hardness, coupled with charm, and complexity?

Portrait.

 

[Kylan]

*snort*

What adjective describes the state of hardness, coupled with charm, and complexity?

Portrait.

What does fire_breeze have hanging in her attic to aid preserve her agonisingly beautific features. [sighs]

Bugger

 

[fire_breeze]

What does fire_breeze have hanging in her attic to aid preserve her agonisingly beautific features. [sighs]

Bugger

What do I whisper when, prompted by the ever charming Kylan to look at said portrait and see the image revert to its original form?





Epicureanism.

 

[Kylan]

What do I whisper when, prompted by the ever charming Kylan to look at said portrait and see the image revert to its original form?





Epicureanism.

In a state of hysteria, what did she scream as he rode through the surf on his Arabian stallion?

Money shot

 

[fire_breeze]

In a state of hysteria, what did she scream as he rode through the surf on his Arabian stallion?

Money shot

*laughs*


What is the poison of choice of bankrupt stockbrokers?


Eureka.

 

[MollyDolly]

*laughs*


What is the poison of choice of bankrupt stockbrokers?


Eureka.

What is what Archimedes cried out when he realized the volume of water displaced in a tub at a bathhouse must be equal to the volume of the gay men writhing within it?

Pimp cup.

 

[fire_breeze]

What is what Archimedes cried out when he realized the volume of water displaced in a tub at a bathhouse must be equal to the volume of the gay men writhing within it?

Pimp cup.

What is an overtly designed, bling decorated, unnecessarily large mug?


Pillow cover.

 

[Kylan]

What is an overtly designed, bling decorated, unnecessarily large mug?


Pillow cover.

What is a tit-wank?

Mutual masturbation


Erm ... there's a question there somewhere, I'm sure ...

 

[fire_breeze]

What is a tit-wank?

Mutual masturbation


Erm ... there's a question there somewhere, I'm sure ...

That's okay... I'll find it

What is does a confused person call two people who are masticating at the same time?


Ruby necklace.

 

[Kylan]

That's okay... I'll find it

What is does a confused person call two people who are masticating at the same time?


Ruby necklace.

What should alert you to the possibility that your beloved female may not be as honest as you thought?

Nymphomaniac

 

[fire_breeze]

What should alert you to the possibility that your beloved female may not be as honest as you thought?

Nymphomaniac

What is a mad, crazy underdeveloped unmetamorphosized insect?

Altered carbon

 

[artlover637]

What is a mad, crazy underdeveloped unmetamorphosized insect?

Altered carbon

What excuse do you give when people inquire about your lack of muscles?

pumpkin soup