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butters said:
he did :)
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My ex had a beautiful American Eskimo. That dog had the ability to get muddy and within half an hour, he'd be sparkling white. No licking, no rubbing himself on things. I know it's because of their fur but it still amazed me. :)
 
There are so many people, that are missing from the GB. WTF ?They do not even bother to check in...


:(

(I am Noob. I really should not...)
 
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Sister says, "We shouldn't be doing this because you are my brother."

Brother replies, "Don't worry about it. I'm not going to say anything."

[Six months later]

Sister says, "We have fucked every day and sometimes twice. That's almost
two hundred times. Anyway, what happened with that new girlfriend of yours?"

Brother replies, "To be truthful, I couldn't get it up. My dick was limp."

Sister says, "Right now, your cock is rock hard inside of me. Why is that?"

Brother replies, "I guess it's because you are my sister."
 
Life is like a discount bakery. Usually you get exactly what you ordered. But, sometimes you get confronted with an unexpected fruitcake. Surprise!
 
alright, i cant be the first person to think of "you know who" when kellyanne started talking about the microwave
 
lovetoread said:
alright, i cant be the first person to think of "you know who" when kellyanne started talking about the microwave
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Man! It was bad enough when they could turn the microwave into a mind control device. Now I need to hang a towel over all my appliances AND wear a tinfoil hat. Might be best to bugout into the woods. But I hate blackflies!
 
Did Trump borrow Yates' microwave oven? I never figured Trump to be a guy who would use a used appliance, but that seems obvious occurrence now.
 
La damnee elle la licorne said:
Or stale cake :(. From which you can make incredible trifle! Or rum truffles, or some or a boozey layer cake or bombe.
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I was actually thinking of the 3 guys who decided to use me as a punching bag because I knocked on the door to drop off some legal paperwork they really didn't want to get.

Fruitcakes.

Surprise!

(Yes, I knew the job was dangerous when I took it. Can I have some Bombe please? With a couple extra shots of rum?)
 
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so i have been sent to a different dr and i have percocet

this is a great time to have a blizzard
 
lovetoread said:
so i have been sent to a different dr and i have percocet

this is a great time to have a blizzard
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Watch that shit! Percs are fucking dangerous! I know more than a few folk whose lives have been ruined by percs.
 
Hard_Rom said:
Watch that shit! Percs are fucking dangerous! I know more than a few folk whose lives have been ruined by percs.
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i dont take pain meds except at night if i cant take the pain.

i have never been one that likes the pain pills
 
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