The Isolated Blurt Thread

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It feels odd not running around getting ready for you to visit tonight.
 
I learned my lesson, when my nipples cracked.

Stings so bad.

Brought stinging tears to my eyes.

I would rather ruin a bra, than go through that, again.
 
Nope.
Strong Irish.

The bottom of the oven is sparkling after one application.

(Dry, very cold, windy. Vitamin Q capsules helped. They do not make those, anymore. Vitamin Q powder would be useless.)
 
*breathless*

Fell in love on the way home from work today. I bet she goes everywhere on that bike. Dancer's legs and a red snapper.
 
feta's no ordinary cheesy cunt
(did i just type that? oh my lord, my mother would slap me upside the head)

nooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOooOOOOO!

Aww. The Feta bit is harmless but I think the whore in Whoregina is responsible for many weird pms I've been getting from strangers/lurkers. :D
 
What I don't understand about the Twilight movies is this: If you lived for many years, why wouldn't have heard of prosthetics or hair dye? Why would you have to move if you could make yourself look old?
 
i'd worry more about the fact that they supposedly sparkle in sunlight except that they really don't.

like ever aside from that one time.

also, that they suck.

and the werewolf falling in love with the digibaby.

and kristen stewart just being all around awful like all the time.

oh and that fact that i've seen them all. that's pretty fucked up. though this helped.
 
nope. i was right. all those things are worse.

and i didn't even mention the fact that half of the last movie didn't even happen.

but, seriously, a werewolf fell in love with a digibaby.

a werewolf fell in love with a digibaby.

fucking mormons, man.
 
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