The Isolated Blurt Thread

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gotta love the commenter who ask who actually eats there anymore, because, yeah, no one eats at that nationwide chain of restaurants. that would just be silly.

like reading the comment section on pretty much any article and expecting to see anything resembling an intelligent conversation. that's just madness. only a crazy person would do that.
 
that poor kitty probably watched that video of a duck erection. honestly, i'd run too. duck penises are fucking scary and not just because most birds don't have penises, but, hey, i don't wanna ruin it for it. if you desperately need new nightmares you can go ahead a google it yourself and share that kitties pain.

fun fact: duck penises fall off and grow back every year.

Another thing: I could imagine two drakes saying to each other when that happens "Quick!!! Get some Miracle Grow!"
 
I received a PM from someone who described to me in great detail her attire that day down to the color of her toes and fingers.

Clearly it was intended for someone else; I became the unintended recipient. What is also clear is that she is one-half of a D/s relationship and presumably an online-only one. Her description was.....practiced....its delivery in a manner very familiar to her. And her attire....purely functional, nothing really sexy.

Rather, it was the action of composing and sending the PM that's arousing.

So, I asked for a pic......

I have yet to hear back.

Woe is me?
 
4 hours of sleep, yet I feel like I've had 12.

Wtf....

Watch me crash in about 2 hours. :rolleyes:
 
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