The Isolated Blurt Thread

[Greypowerful]

This is utter quackery.

 

[HarryHill]

Fucking rain, I had outside plans today

 

[pointless]

that poor kitty probably watched that video of a duck erection. honestly, i'd run too. duck penises are fucking scary and not just because most birds don't have penises, but, hey, i don't wanna ruin it for it. if you desperately need new nightmares you can go ahead a google it yourself and share that kitties pain.

fun fact: duck penises fall off and grow back every year.

 

[Greypowerful]

JAYZUS!

 

[deehere]

that poor kitty probably watched that video of a duck erection. honestly, i'd run too. duck penises are fucking scary and not just because most birds don't have penises, but, hey, i don't wanna ruin it for it. if you desperately need new nightmares you can go ahead a google it yourself and share that kitties pain.

fun fact: duck penises fall off and grow back every year.

Um...what?! You're kidding...right?

 

[pointless]

google it and find out.

evil laughing/hand rubbing go here.

 

[butters]

bejeezus, learn somethin' new every day here!

 

[pointless]

you're welcome.

 

[butters]

you're welcome.

fortunately i have 1) a strong stomach, and 2) an abiding interest in nature/biology

both of which mean i've just enjoyed thin sliced lamb in a minty lamb gravy, served with steamed fresh baby potatoes/sugar snap peas/carrot batons/broccolli with no worries

 

[pointless]

also, now you can use the phrase ballistic penis. how cool is that?

 

[butters]

also, now you can use the phrase ballistic penis. how cool is that?

without a doubt, exceptionally.

one day it'll come in handy for a poem, fer sure.

 

[thør]

Wouldn't they taste good, if not poisoned?

It is good meat.

 

[Greypowerful]

fortunately i have 1) a strong stomach, and 2) an abiding interest in nature/biology

both of which mean i've just enjoyed thin sliced lamb in a minty lamb gravy, served with steamed fresh baby potatoes/sugar snap peas/carrot batons/broccolli with no worries

Channel Island spuds IN, already?

Or are they Spanish/North African?

 

[deehere]

without a doubt, exceptionally.

one day it'll come in handy for a poem, fer sure.

fortunately i have 1) a strong stomach, and 2) an abiding interest in nature/biology

both of which mean i've just enjoyed thin sliced lamb in a minty lamb gravy, served with steamed fresh baby potatoes/sugar snap peas/carrot batons/broccolli with no worries

I'll arm wrestle you for those sugar snap peas...yum!

 

[Greypowerful]

I'll arm wrestle you for those sugar snap peas...yum!

Wrestling?

 

[IrezumiKiss]

https://img42.com/vy66G+

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[deehere]

Wrestling?

My favourite sport

 

[butters]

Channel Island spuds IN, already?

Or are they Spanish/North African?

nope, a british spud - gemson, grown in suffolk. probably under poly.

you can't beat a jersey royal, though

I'll arm wrestle you for those sugar snap peas...yum!

raw or short-steamed or stir fried, uhuh. and mange tout

It opened!!!!!

It just needed a siesta and a slap. I knew we were made for each other

bless it

https://img42.com/vy66G+

a worthy winner

 

[deehere]

So, they aren't like wild boar?

Hmm. Free living pig generally has pretty good flavour, wild boar even better.

From where so these naughty little piggies come? ( presuming they are not all on there wY to market or crying weeeeeweeeeeeweeeeee all thewG home)

Hi Elle! These little piggies in question are not native to the US. They were brought over by European settlers and the horny little buggers multiplied and replenished themselves---and how!

 

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[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[butters]

Actually I think you can beat jersey royal . With potatoes from Tesco of all places, their special whatever range baking potatoes and be potatoes are incredible, they taste buttery.

fresh? i'll have to try them

 

[HarryHill]

I have found an unlimited supply of bull shit, Mondays only.

 

[thør]

Is that chicken you're eating?

Really?