The Isolated Blurt Thread XXXVII: You're Welcome, Fuckers

[Plasmaball]

We're no strangers to love, you know the rules and so do I.

A full commitment's what I'm thinkin' of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy

 

[juttjaw]

I do not dare listen to anything by Rick Ashley... The wife will turn into a raging lunatic and listen to nothing but 80s for the rest of the weekend. Thats a risk i am not willing to take.

 

[FataMorgana]

His dance moves are questionable. I think you'd end up in the ICU if he were into this fisting lark.

 

[FataMorgana]

Talking of fisting...I'm sure most of our Amazon delivery drivers were extras on The Hills Have Eyes.

 

[FataMorgana]

Someone should fist Starmer. Both ends. Whey faced cunt.

 

[FataMorgana]

Done with fisting.

 

[spacekowboy]

Done with fisting.

Damn.. I just got here.

 

[Plasmaball]

Why am I doing this?

 

[thør]

Why am I doing this?

That's exactly what a pile of Generals and Admirals were thinking when Donny was telling them how to spell "lore" on Tuesday.....

L - o - r -e

It's like it was a new word to him. Like groceries.

 

[pink]

Best feeling in the world, having someone wash your hair for you.

 

[Plasmaball]

That's exactly what a pile of Generals and Admirals were thinking when Donny was telling them how to spell "lore" on Tuesday.....

L - o - r -e

It's like it was a new word to him. Like groceries.

It was so embarrassing

 

[Plasmaball]

Best feeling in the world, having someone wash your hair for you.

Or wipe your butt..

No judging

 

[Lorilei]

It's Astley, people. Jesus H. Roosevelt Christ.

 

[thør]

It was so embarrassing

I was in Canada last week and begged them to annex Alaska to be their 14th Province/Territory.

 

[thør]

Best feeling in the world, having someone wash your hair for you.

I've got a person for that. And she takes care of the stress in my neck and shoulders when my hair is clean.

 

[Plasmaball]

I was in Canada last week and begged them to annex Alaska to be their 14th Province/Territory.

I wish I could move back to a blue state

 

[thør]

I wish I could move back to a blue state

You can. But, you might have to make a lot of concessions.

 

[Plasmaball]

You can. But, you might have to make a lot of concessions.

It's mostly money. If I had the money id be gone.

 

[thør]

It's mostly money. If I had the money id be gone.

I get it......A big concession.

 

[Plasmaball]

I get it......A big concession.

I would have to downsize a lot

 

[thør]

I would have to downsize a lot

Indeed. If the Ak Gas Line is really going, there's 7000 jobs coming up. A red state, but you can tell people to fuck-off.

 

[Plasmaball]

Indeed. If the Ak Gas Line is really going, there's 7000 jobs coming up. A red state, but you can tell people to fuck-off.

I live in a red state. Its wasnt what I expected

 

[thør]

I live in a red state. Its wasnt what I expected

Mine is home. Most of the folks who vote red weren't born here. They are boomers, and not the gen-type.

 

[Noor]

I was in Canada last week and begged them to annex Alaska to be their 14th Province/Territory.

Like Minnesota?

 

[TwinkleStars]

It's annoying when your fingers itch but they forget to tell you which one so now they all itch.